Nothing too exciting. It was definitely a slog. Contra gets high or drunk and might say something slightly out of pocket. Not Olly. It’s always the same beats with Olly. He eats his chocolate raisins, he lights a candle, he feigns humility at the more generous (aka insane) superchats, he lists his three stupid irrelevant criteria of a successful video, he drops hints about projects that he’s “afraid I can’t tell you much about it…”. Etc. SO WHY BRING IT UP BITCH.
He immediately addresses the name change of the video, he said he shouldn’t be embarrassed about it. He says “expect to see more” name changes. He says it started to do much better after the name change.. He wants to “focus more on the business end of YouTube.”
(14:00) He referred to some comments that criticized his video from a religious perspective, but he defends himself by saying he has a “blind spot” when it comes to religion. And that he has no faith so doesn’t think that way. In fact he doesn’t even have religious friends….. “I don’t know any religious people.” Whoopsssss a bunch of his commenters are like what about (the disgusting degenerate freak LARPing as a Muslim) Alice????? He catches himself and he’s like ‘oh yeaaaaa I do have a religious friend! Thank you everyone!’ It’s just so funny because it’s so obvious that Alice is in no way shape or form a Muslim and they all know that and Olly made it so crystal clear. His literal purported best friend is a “Muslim” who wears hijab, nope, I don’t have a single religious friend lol. BUSTED babes. And he’s literally made this same blunder before.
He brings up his fake story about the guy approaching him in the park. He says he’s a lesbian (barf) so he doesn’t care if men find him attractive. People said “men need to approach women” or “how are men supposed to meet women?” in his comments but Olly said he doesn’t care if men can meet women, he only cares if HE can meet women, “which is in lesbian spaces.” (Esmeggs, I can feel your (righteous) disgust from here, lol). The levels of cognitive dissonance boggle the mind. The vast majority of lefty people will accept this ridiculous farce at face value. Insane.
At 22:40 he LOUDLY slurps up the last bit of his drink with a straw, the way a little kid does. It’s seriously rude. And earlier he was chomping on his chocolate raisins on the mic so badly that his commenters were complaining and he says sorry. Yeah he’s real self conscious to eat on camera, okay DOUCHE. The raisins were one thing but the way he slurped on the straw was seriously cringe. Manners bitch, do you have any?? It’s like no wonder you think Paris Lees is Martha Stewart for crumbling some pistachio on top of a desert. You’re a oafish man, there’s nothing feminine about you. And anyway he’s not cute or self aware about the slurping, like if a ‘cool girl’ belches ironically. He’s just being rude and oblivious. He says later that Paris’s apartment is really tidy and clean, as opposed to his which is a chaotic mess. You don’t say…
40:40 I guess I buried the lead, because he does (obliquely) refer to running in to Contra at VidCon. He says he saw many people he hasn’t seen for years, then he gestures at his disgusting body to indicate they hadn’t seen him “in the right gender” before. He says most people were totally cool, but one “old friend” who he hasn’t “seen or talked to for years” was…. I think he just makes a face and shakes his head no. “It didn’t always go so well” he says. Frankly, it made me like Contra MORE. I love that Contra gives no quarter and turns his nose up with a consistency. Okay, Contra! I see you! He did meet Kat Blaque briefly. Then he starts his valley girl accent and it’s cringe af. He says at 44:46 that VidCon was a “mixed bag.” “Some amazing things, and some ooooh [clutches chest] painful things.” Obvi referring to Contra again. But Contra don’t currr bitch. Dignity, find you some.
His next video is about Art. He’s already “planned out some of the looks.” So important.
At 37:35 he says he “needs to be careful what I say here” because he refers to a network of “solidarity” that trans women in the UK utilize to get around restrictions in the UK. I was laughing watching because he is so dramatic and literally made it sound like the French Resistance or the Underground Railroad. The absolute state of leftism in 2022. Trannies acting like they’re Harriet Tubman to get their titty skittles.
Someone asks if The Prince has a Machiavelli reference and he says “no” matter of factly, as though he thinks it’s not an obvious allusion or inference that people might draw. Machiavelli who, babes???? I just love how blind his narc ways make him. He also says he encouraged some of his friends to audition, but warned them he was not in charge of casting. He says not a single friend who auditioned was cast, then laughs with spiteful joy. Just a repulsive narc freak. TUBE had to work his way up from the tops, babe, don’t except any handouts from Princess Abi!!
1:00:45 Someone asks “did you study philosophy in school?” which he reads in a voice as if to say, what kind of asshole could ask me this?? Olly pauses, looks at the camera like ‘uh doyyy’ then with complete pretension says in his trooniest voice, [breathy, eyelashes fluttering with disdain] “I have a Masters degree, yeah….” Then sips on his straw and moves on. Not, “I did actually, I was lucky enough to go to such and such a school” or “I studied from this year to that year.” Anyway he is such an unremitting asshole I CANNOT. I can’t imagine how his audience tolerates him.
He says he finally learned how to do “hot girl” eyebrows and that he saw Katy Perry on the cover of People magazine and “stole the look” for the stream. Lol the resemblance is uncanny Oliver, mmhmm.
I honestly almost turned off the livestream at that part, he mentions being a "lesbian" a dozen times as if that's not just a huge joke. He literally just ranted about how off-putting it was to have some man in the park invade his space when he didn't want to have to deal with a creepy man coming onto him and then says that of course he goes into lesbian spaces to try to hit on lesbians as if that's not weird and that should be obvious to everyone watching. It's so hard to even write about it because it's just... he's delirious but in a disgusting creeper way. It's moments like this where I'm baffled that him and "Alice" are taken seriously by anyone at all.
