Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Fromtheblackdepths]

He's saying that the Rascals are trying to drive him to suicide, .

I don't think its going to go this far, I mean look at his choices:

1. Jumping from a building? He's going to leave a crater, not even mentioning stepping out a plane.
2. He can't go to his local river or lake to drown. EPA wouldn't allow it.
3. Gunshot? Nah, those guns are just for show.
4. Immolation? It would take too long
5. Hanging? He'd break the rope.
6. Poison? Maybe, but it'd probably go into effect a year after he took it.
7. Car Crash? He's his own air-bag.

What other options are there left for him?

 

[Weapon of Durgasoft]

I don't think its going to go this far, I mean look at his choices:

1. Jumping from a building? He's going to leave a crater, not even mentioning stepping out a plane.
2. He can't go to his local river or lake to drown. EPA wouldn't allow it.
3. Gunshot? Nah, those are just for show.
4. Immolation? It would take too long
5. Hanging? He'd break the rope.
6. Poison? Maybe, but it'd probably go into effect a year after he took it.
7. Car Crash? He's his own air-bag.

What other options are there left for him?

Suicide by an African-American child undercooked pepperoni.

 

[break these cuffs]

What other options are there left for him?

Leaving the internet. That would kill him as assuredly as taking a round from his meme gun, Lowtax style. Two cows killing themselves with the same meme cartridge a year or two apart would be thunkworthy.

just remembered that I'm pretty sure the 'P90' Rick has been seen at the range with was a 10/22 bullpup conversion. Damn.

 

[Helium Bubble]

If Fatrick had questioned whether she was biologically his, could that have been a consideration for the judge?

Who knows why this current wench sticks with him though?

It’s possible that she actually just does love him, and while he is an odd person, she just deals with it because she feels this way.

People do make strange and baffling decisions because they fall in love.

Didn’t he sell insurance? If she’s the least bit competent she’ll have nudged him into the fattest life policy there is. At this point he might literally be worth more dead than alive.

 

[break these cuffs]

Didn’t he sell insurance? If she’s the least bit competent she’ll have nudged him into the fattest life policy there is. At this point he might literally be worth more dead than alive.

I'm pretty sure their are caps somewhere of an AIG rep tweeting Fat Rick that livestock don't qualify for life insurance and Rick insisting he isn't a big fat hog despite all the evidence to the contrary.

 

[Helium Bubble]

Leaving the internet. That would kill him as assuredly as taking a round from his meme gun, Lowtax style. Two cows killing themselves with the same meme cartridge a year or two apart would be thunkworthy.

just remembered that I'm pretty sure the 'P90' Rick has been seen at the range with was a 10/22 bullpup conversion. Damn.

Holy shit I didn’t even know 22lr conversions existed for that gun. Makes sense though, with the ammo being so expensive.

>buy $2000 gun
>ammo for $2000 gun costs 75 cents per round and it holds 50 in the magazine
>buy 22 long rifle conversion so you can actually afford to fire it

Meanwhile, chud with a Mosin Nagant: “These rounds were made in Chernobyl and if I don’t flush the barrel this puppy will melt by morning! FIRE IN THE HOLE!” BOOM

 

[Far Queue]

Is he aware? I don’t know how twitter works.

If he wasn't by this morning, I'm pretty sure that there has been someone who has texted him about it, or they will at least as soon as they find out about it over there. Not that it will do Fatrick any good. I have a feeling that sometime in the near future someone will post a screenshot from the OnA forums of a text conversation that looks a lot like this:

Anon Caller: Congratulations on being shadowbanned on Twitter idiot.
Fatrick: I am not shadowbanned on Twitter, stalker.
Fatrick: You have been instructed too . . .

 

[Ick]

Holy shit I didn’t even know 22lr conversions existed for that gun. Makes sense though, with the ammo being so expensive.

>buy $2000 gun
>ammo for $2000 gun costs 75 cents per round and it holds 50 in the magazine
>buy 22 long rifle conversion so you can actually afford to fire it.

I've always wondered if his claims of "hundreds of thousands of rounds down range" was a tomlinson technicality with him never regularly shooting anything but .22.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Holy shit I didn’t even know 22lr conversions existed for that gun. Makes sense though, with the ammo being so expensive.

>buy $2000 gun
>ammo for $2000 gun costs 75 cents per round and it holds 50 in the magazine
>buy 22 long rifle conversion so you can actually afford to fire it

Meanwhile, chud with a Mosin Nagant: “These rounds were made in Chernobyl and if I don’t flush the barrel this puppy will melt by morning! FIRE IN THE HOLE!” BOOM

I yearn for the days when Russian surplus was cheap. The fucking gubmint banning new imports drove the price of a conscript rifle from ~200 dollars to 400 (bubba'd) or 700+ (original Russian furniture) on gunbroker. Absolute insanity.

I don't know if you're right about Rick's P90 but I do think he can't afford to shoot his meme handgun that much. That's why we don't see range pictures, just him holding it.

 

[Basado]

I don't know if you're right about Rick's P90 but I do think he can't afford to shoot his meme handgun that much. That's why we don't see range pictures, just him holding it

You just know he's a fake gun guy (just like how he's a fake car guy) because he fucking carries a .40 with an amazon chinkshit compensator. He's also obese.

 

[Mr Moonface]

 

[Shaka Brah]

You just know he's a fake gun guy (just like how he's a fake car guy) because he fucking carries a .40 with an amazon chinkshit compensator. He's also obese.

I wonder when the last time he posted a range photo was. The famous one is him with John when he met his first, better wife and it's the only one I've ever seen.

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

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[Helium Bubble]

I yearn for the days when Russian surplus was cheap. The fucking gubmint banning new imports drove the price of a conscript rifle from ~200 dollars to 400 (bubba'd) or 700+ (original Russian furniture) on gunbroker. Absolute insanity.

I don't know if you're right about Rick's P90 but I do think he can't afford to shoot his meme handgun that much. That's why we don't see range pictures, just him holding it.

I have no idea if that’s the case, I was referencing what @break these cuffs posted.

I had a Five-seveN for a while. Nice, but not $35 for fifty rounds worth of nice. That cartridge is perfect nerd bait because it’s less known but totally super effective, it was like, engineered to go through armor and Spec Ops uses it.

You want gun regret? I got a PSL years and years ago, got bored with it and sold it. Know what those fuckers are going for now?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

A former Japanese Prime Minister has been shot, looks like Torque Wheeler has been shelved and 'expert shooter Pat' is making an appearance.

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Patrick never ceases to amaze me with how racist he is. He also doesn't understand black powder. He remains punchable.

 

[Unpleasant]

Holy shit I didn’t even know 22lr conversions existed for that gun. Makes sense though, with the ammo being so expensive.

>buy $2000 gun
>ammo for $2000 gun costs 75 cents per round and it holds 50 in the magazine
>buy 22 long rifle conversion so you can actually afford to fire it

Meanwhile, chud with a Mosin Nagant: “These rounds were made in Chernobyl and if I don’t flush the barrel this puppy will melt by morning! FIRE IN THE HOLE!” BOOM

There aren't any p90 / ps90 rimfire conversions, its just an accessory for a ruger 10/22 that makes it look like one.

t. Ps90 chad that barely shoots it because of cost and reloading 5.7 is a pain the dick

You want gun regret? I got a PSL years and years ago, got bored with it and sold it. Know what those fuckers are going for now?

Those things used to be $629 on shotgun news, sure wish I bought one given they bring 2500 nowadays.

 

[Divine right to rule]

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In a few months, if the republicans sweep the midterms, he will be seething angrily and demand ending American democracy.

 

[Helium Bubble]

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Is this a video game, where Trump gets to the podium, gets a prompt that says “Hold X To Give Speech”, does it and wins? How the fuck would that work?

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Those are some court docs I really want to see

I looked into it recently and I don't think it ever went to court. The child was born in January, after divorce was finalized in December but before the wedding with Jon in March. This makes her a nonmarital kid whcih can fall under Wis. Stat. § 48.41(2)(c)

(c) A person who may be, but who has not been adjudicated as, the father of a nonmarital child may consent to the termination of any parental rights that he may have as provided in par. (a) or (b) or by signing a written, notarized statement which recites that he has been informed of and understands the effect of an order to terminate parental rights and that he voluntarily disclaims any rights that he may have to the child, including the right to notice of proceedings under this subchapter.

No court appearance needed. This makes Pat's version of events much harder to believe regarding having "fought" for her, in my humble opinion. Had Pat given up his rights before a judge—because of muh mentals or whatever excuse he has—and then changed his mind, not much to do. It's much easier to convince a judge that a privately produced document lacked due diligence rather than a court having messed that up, though.

But Pat never took his alleged regret to court, there's no case about it to be found in the Wisconsin Court Access system. Didn't even try to argue he was not of sound mind at the time or that he didn't fully understand what he was signing, his GPA being exhibit A of his lack of reading comprehension skills.

It's just another phony online roleplay of his and, just like his Twitter debates, he has to keep his position super vague because otherwise it's clear he's full of shit. "I fought for her" how? He'll never elaborate.

2012 is the year he bought himself the Mustang too, instead of paying child support, so no excuse about being too broke to hire an attorney.

 

[Caverlock]

I've always wondered if his claims of "hundreds of thousands of rounds down range" was a tomlinson technicality with him never regularly shooting anything but .22.