Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Someone with Keffal's best interest at heart should take him aside and explain that he might actually be fucking retarded lol. This pseudo-fake DM making is something that would be hard to come up with if you were a fiction writer and trying to come up with dumbass internet e-drama bullshit. Does he think that this has any effect besides making him look like a huge cunt? It's literally him saying, "hey guys look I'm being a huge cunt."
I think thats the joke. Sam Hyde does that where he shows upset/offended people over his content and the joke itself is that people are being put off by it. But Keffals has some sort of sick twisted idea of how that joke comes off when he does it to himself. You ever see a setup, where the guy fucking up so hard is the joke itself. Keffals cannot get enough of that because its so low effort and he is an actual loser. But the difference between him and say, Norm MacDonald, is that Norm is actually very funny and very clever...Keffals is the type that runs with that joke until its so overused that it becomes the joke that its overused.
 
Xanderhal:

>"You never want to engage with Kiwifarms."
>Discussing this on a livestream where Lucas has faked DMs, sperged out over Kiwifarms, and defended both the Catboy Ranch and bathtub HRT.
>Literally directly discussing Kiwifarms with Lucas at length.

Yeah it makes sense that you're high right now Xanderhal.
>Gives retarded take
>"Sorry I'm so high right now"
 
Lucas saw the video Sargon's co-workers made on him and got very angry. So much so that he had get his terminally online fan-base to "ratio" one of them on the bird app:
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What is so funny is in the video Harry told Lucas to please unblock him on Twitter and ratio him as he, Sargon and the rest of their co-workers wanted the exposer. Good job giving Harry, Sargon and his co-workers what they wanted Lucas you stupid fat retard.
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For posterity, directly from the auto-generated transcript:

"Keffals, if you're watching this, and I think experience has shown that you probably are, if you would like to try and ratio me and draw some attention to my profile on twitter, you can feel free to do so. Please, I would appreciate it.

And now I've got you in a catch-22, because if you don't you're a coward, and if you do you're playing right into my hands."

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It really makes me think that Keffals didn't even watch the video.
 
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