Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Quixotic Man]

All of Jack's favorite foods are just meat, cheese, and carbs.

You could give this guy a bucket full of blended grits, pulled pork, and Velveeta and he would call it the best thing he has eaten that week.

 

[Joe Mayo]

You could give this guy a bucket full of blended grits, pulled pork, and Velveeta and he would call it the best thing he has eaten that week.

"Mmmmm! It's really GUD, gaiz!"

 

[Liquid Vergil]

 

[Mister Uno]

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The best way to describe Jack's chicken.

 

[abobe]

He already promoted those vertical tower gardens and made veiled suggestions that they could be used to grow produce if ever society fell and we went all Mad Max.

And you know he believes in that stuff. I'm actually more surprised he hasn't gone all prepper-crazy already.

Jack would dig into and start eating out of his food stash before the "end times". Though his garage has a small stash of canned goods already.

Jack enjoys eating HOPE's dog treats. Tammy told him they're KEEETO.

He could make videos of him baking dog treats and start incorporating HOPE into his videos through that. But that requires him to train and love HOPE. There's a pumpkin, cinnamon and peanut butter treat I bake during the fall for my pup. They smell so good. Lots of recipes for him to rip off of.

 

[rubytintedchix]

This is going to sound like a stupid question, but why hasn't Tammy forced Jack to sign up for SSI disability? Mommywife is no longer able to support him financially and Jack has absolutely no hope of finding meaningful employment in his current state. At the very least, it would make Jack less of a burden on those around him if he received a check from the government every month. Perhaps he could even start helping Mommywife pay the bills if he had a steady source of income.

Mommywife might make too much for that to happen? I’m not exactly sure how it works so don’t quote me on that. Also, they get weird about assets. Jack has a house and a truck in his name. He’d have to sign those over to Tammy I think. SSDI is weird because I think they even count things like gravestones and burial packages as assets too.

Edited to fix an autocorrect error.

 

[TheLazyMan]

EAT IT LIKE A TACO!

 

[MasterDisaster]

Jack would dig into and start eating out of his food stash before the "end times". Though his garage has a small stash of canned goods already.

The only food in Jack's garage is the hundreds of expired and unsold bottles of sauces and seasonings.

 

[rubytintedchix]

EAT IT LIKE A TACO!

I think what @TheLazyMan would like to say and call your attention to is our latest Jakbang video which is just…horrifying(ly catchy).

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

EAT IT LIKE A TACO!

And oddly enough he does eat it like a taco meaning his eating his burgers and sandwiches that way isn't.

In other words he's a fucking Mushbrain.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

That would require effort, thought and Tammy's money, three things he's very short on.

We don't know that he's not on SSDI. I assume he is, because it's money he doesn't need to work for and he already has the PERMANENT DISABILITY handicapped placard.

I would not put it past Jack to complain about welfare recipients while on the dole himself.

I still remember when him and Paul started bawwwwwing in New Orleans about how, "Uber is not accomodating his handicap needs!" when they'd be exactly the kind of people who would make fun of people who actually need disability accomodations. (Plus they were cheap bastards and didn't want to pay for a larger Uber that would fit the Scooty Puff)

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

You're actually kinda retarded if you don't think that. If I want someone dead, I can turn shit I find at Home Depot into a usable shooter if I'm not retarded.

And obviously, I wouldn't be the only one. Building policy around retards might solve the problem for retards, but you're never going to stop people from killing eachother. Jack might be a dumbass, but that doesn't mean everyone's point is wrong.

From both a technological and a proliferation standpoint, practical gun control is no longer possible in the US. 3D printed lowers are everywhere, and you are probably neighbors with someone who has the ability to perform 3D prints.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

My god, this photo makes him look so much older lmao View attachment 3452901

It’s sad to watch Jack age in dog years. Holy shit. He looks 5 years older than last summer. How many vaccine boosters did he take?

From both a technological and a proliferation standpoint, practical gun control is no longer possible in the US. 3D printed lowers are everywhere, and you are probably neighbors with someone who has the ability to perform 3D prints.

Try 3D printing a barrel

 

[Joe Mayo]

It’s sad to watch Jack age in dog years. Holy shit. He looks 5 years older than last summer. How many vaccine boosters did he take?

Considering Jack's an anti-vaxxer, I'm guessing none.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Mommywife might make too much for that to happen? I’m not exactly sure how it works so don’t quote me on that. Also, they get weird about assets. Jack has a house and a truck in his name. He’d have to sign those over to Tammy I think. SSDI is weird because I think they even count things like gravestones and burial packages as assets too.

Edited to fix an autocorrect error.

That’s not true. Ssdi has no asset requirements. Ssi excludes burial plots up to $1500, one car and one home of it’s your primary home. Ssdi is an earned benefit through work credits paid for by the worker, ssi is federal welfare.

Assets are an issue on ssi.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Try 3D printing a barrel

Tell me you know nothing about decentralized light manufacturing without telling me you know nothing about decentralized light manufacturing.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

All of Jack's favorite foods are just meat, cheese, and carbs.

You could give this guy a bucket full of blended grits, pulled pork, and Velveeta and he would call it the best thing he has eaten that week.

Ngl, swap out the Velveeta for some mid tier cheddar and I'd happily eat that.

 

[rubytintedchix]

That’s not true. Ssdi has no asset requirements. Ssi excludes burial plots up to $1500, one car and one home of it’s your primary home. Ssdi is an earned benefit through work credits paid for by the worker, ssi is federal welfare.

Assets are an issue on ssi.

Thanks for clearing it up. Makes sense.

 

[ZipDisk]

exactly the kind of people who would make fun of people who actually need disability accomodations.

Jack did just that in his "stretching my taint" series. He implied the other people riding the walmart scooty puffs don't deserve to, because they buy junk food!

Keto derail take 26

Former Moderator John Goodman laid all the keto shit to rest years ago.
If Jack Scalfani went into Ketosis, he would die. Simple as.


THE FILTHY TACO
Watching the Birria video in 1.5x really shows the impatience and ruining of cooking everything at MAXIMUM HEAT

Dip Keto bread in the soup wadur.

I was hoping Jack would burn himself while frying the tortillas.

Of course, Jack loves the dripping grease.

Him keeping the sticker on the CWJ hat is extra 'tarded. You're Jack!

 

[Jack Scarefani]

Who do you guys think looks worse, Jack or Boogie? Both are rough. I'm genuinely curious what you all think on the comparison since boogies face is beginning to show loss in function on 1 side and he drags his leg like a pimp.