Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Banks Davenport]

Reloading would be a bitch and a half, but just firing it is easy. Haven't you seen any westerns? Cowboys always would have a gun in each hand during shootouts.

As for what Jack realistically could use, maybe a coach gun? If his dead arm isn't literally dead, he could hold the stock in his armpit by squeezing against his side and using his good arm to reload.

Oh I love Westerns, but when Jack says revolver, and I factor in his boomer doomer ways, I just pictured him buying some honking revolver a la Roger Rabbit or something.

 

[Guntanator]

Nicest guy on YouTube.
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Ughhh what an asshole. I will never understand how he thinks he's so kind and god fearing when this is how he talks to his "friends". Just admit you couldn't show us cause you're a fucking gimp who's got too much ego to admit your mommy has to do it for you.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Nicest guy on YouTube.
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So he can damn near film the entire step of bringing water to a boil in past, countless “cooking” vids, but can completely skip film of the whole third of this (hot!!) recipe — then tell a loyal viewer to just figure it out??
Super condescending. What a fucking dick.

I hate this son of a bitch

 

[captkrisma]

My thought is that Jack struggled or outright failed to properly fry the tortillas, that's why he doesn't show a critical portion of the recipe.

"Do I have to show you how to fry a tortilla?"

Jack, your fans include actually mentally handicapped people. YES YOU NEED TO SHOW THEM.

 

[Staffy]

Jack shouldn't be even given BB, airsoft or pellet guns.

 

[10 Sheep]

i wouldnt trust jack with a nerf gun let alone a fucking revolver

 

[TheLazyMan]

Mommywife is Jack’s welfare.

#MommyWelfare
#TamBank

 

[Joe Mayo]

Oh I love Westerns, but when Jack says revolver, and I factor in his boomer doomer ways, I just pictured him buying some honking revolver a la Roger Rabbit or something.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Meh. It's another example of studios intending to do a trilogy before seeing if the first movie works. It ends up being an overly long setup for the next movie instead a movie that can stand on its own.

Dune was too ambitious to make as one movie without cutting out a lot of stuff or changing things around. And while the David Lynch version was a lot of style over substance it wasn't terrible. It just wasn't coherent. Granted trying to cut down a 5 hour movie into 90 minutes would be a nightmare.

The new version was more faithful to the book although that's not always a good thing.

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If everything that happens is God's will then what's the point of praying? Or are these people implying that by praying they can somehow change his mind?

Not that it matters. Jagoff is praying to the same God that took away his right arm. Get enough people to pray for his arm being healed and he'll still have a gimp arm.

Spoiler: prayer sperging

I get why people pray. It makes them feel better and that's fine if they get some kind of solace out of it or it helps them to go on then by all means pray. But prayer, in and of itself, is useless and in some cases actually worse than not doing anything. Just look at Mushbrain here. When he had his stroke he wanted God to heal it which of course didn't happen. But tests have been done for patients with severe injuries with groups praying or not praying over them. To those that didn't believe in the power of prayer or those that did but were prayed over in secret they got better at the rate which was expected. Ironically those that knew they were prayed over and believed in it actually did worse. Why? Like Jagoff they left it in the hands of God and didn't do the therapy or anything that they were expected to because they expected God to just heal them.

That's the problem with blind faith like these people have. They don't actually wind up using it to improve their lives. They use it as an excuse to do nothing and absolve themselves of any kind of responsibility.

ETA: Boomer thinktank continues to hit the world with the hottest takes:

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A homemade black powder gun. But sure, a country which has almost eliminated gun deaths had somebody who died from a homemade gun. Brilliant comparison between a country where just about anybody can get a gun and we have a mass shooting like once a week and a country which has practically banned guns and had ONE gun death last year.

Japan has a massive earthquake and there's two kinds of people; the ones that donate either their time and money and the ones that offer thoughts and prayers. The ones that genuinely help do it because they understand the only way to help is to do something. The ones that pray take credit for the end results.

Reminds me of the big Tohoku earthquake back in 2011 where the Fukushima reactor had it's little accident. Everybody in Japan donated time, money or effort towards the disaster including groups like the Yakuza.

Meanwhile assholes like Jagoff would have sent prayers their way and would have added stuff like, "had they only been Christian this would never have happened". And yes. I actually heard people say that.

My aunt (who is a full blooded jap) uncle owns a gun in Japan. I wish Jack would stop going into politics. Christ, it’s hard on my mind lol

You can get them there. It's just a bitch to do so. Hell my in-laws have guns over there. But they also hunt so that's why. Took them a long time to get it and considering there's literally only one store in their prefecture where they can buy ammunition it's a little inconvenient. But as I've said previously there's only been one gun death in Japan last year so it seems to me like it's working.

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Of course this faggot thinks the stuff you dip a French Dip sandwich in is called "au jus".

Who was holding the siv in video? It looked like man hands as Tammy usually has a manicure.

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That's Jack's hand and it's Big T who's pouring the stuff out. At least I think it's her. Look at the color of the shirt Muchbrain is wearing. It's a dark blue Nike shirt. And the person pouring it out is capable of using both arms so it's not Mushbrain.

Unless it's one of his fruity friends that came over for Birria tacos and some gay buttsex I'm pretty sure it's Big T.

Nicest guy on YouTube.
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He can't help but be an ass can he?

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Seeing Mushbrain fire one of these, one handed, then having the gun smack him in the face because of the kickback would be amazing to see.

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

I really hope that Theodocio's remark of "get plantin in the summer or get ready for beggin in the winter" will inspire Jack to start a prepper gardening channel. , I know.

 

[Joe Mayo]

I really hope that Theodocio's remark of "get plantin in the summer or get ready for beggin in the winter" will inspire Jack to start a prepper gardening channel. , I know.

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Jack's angy face makes me laugh. The sheer amount of impotent tard rage it contains fills me with childlike glee.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I really hope that Theodocio's remark of "get plantin in the summer or get ready for beggin in the winter" will inspire Jack to start a prepper gardening channel. , I know.

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He already promoted those vertical tower gardens and made veiled suggestions that they could be used to grow produce if ever society fell and we went all Mad Max.

And you know he believes in that stuff. I'm actually more surprised he hasn't gone all prepper-crazy already.

 

[Joe Mayo]

This is going to sound like a stupid question, but why hasn't Tammy forced Jack to sign up for SSI disability? Mommywife is no longer able to support him financially and Jack has absolutely no hope of finding meaningful employment in his current state. At the very least, it would make Jack less of a burden on those around him if he received a check from the government every month. Perhaps he could even start helping Mommywife pay the bills if he had a steady source of income.

 

[EvilDroid64]

He already promoted those vertical tower gardens and made veiled suggestions that they could be used to grow produce if ever society fell and we went all Mad Max.

And you know he believes in that stuff. I'm actually more surprised he hasn't gone all prepper-crazy already.

That would require effort, thought and Tammy's money, three things he's very short on.

This is going to sound like a stupid question, but why hasn't Tammy forced Jack to sign up for SSI disability? Mommywife is no longer able to support him financially and Jack has absolutely no hope of finding meaningful employment in his current state. At the very least, it would make Jack less of a burden on those around him if he received a check from the government every month. Perhaps he could even start helping Mommywife pay the bills if he had a steady source of income.

We don't know that he's not on SSDI. I assume he is, because it's money he doesn't need to work for and he already has the PERMANENT DISABILITY handicapped placard.

 

[The Big Vivs]

It's Jack's retarded way of arguing against gun control in the US. If ThEy MaKe GuNs IlLeGaL wE cAn JuSt MaKe GuNs!

You're actually kinda retarded if you don't think that. If I want someone dead, I can turn shit I find at Home Depot into a usable shooter if I'm not retarded.

And obviously, I wouldn't be the only one. Building policy around retards might solve the problem for retards, but you're never going to stop people from killing eachother. Jack might be a dumbass, but that doesn't mean everyone's point is wrong.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

I love how Jagoff’s main Boomerbook homepage has a pile of dog biscuits front & center. But why? No dog in sight.

Way to go, dummy.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

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I love how Jagoff’s main Boomerbook homepage has a pile of dog biscuits front & center. But why? No dog in sight.

Way to go, dummy.

They’re for him.

 

[V4L_Penis]

You're actually kinda retarded if you don't think that. If I want someone dead, I can turn shit I find at Home Depot into a usable shooter if I'm not retarded.

And obviously, I wouldn't be the only one. Building policy around retards might solve the problem for retards, but you're never going to stop people from killing eachother. Jack might be a dumbass, but that doesn't mean everyone's point is wrong.

What's funny about that is that even before the strokes Jack would definitely be too retarded to build his own firearm and would just end up blowing his hand off or worse. Hell, he's probably too retarded to even handle a regular gun made by people who know what they're doing.

 

[The Big Vivs]

What's funny about that is that even before the strokes Jack would definitely be too retarded to build his own firearm and would just end up blowing his hand off or worse. Hell, he's probably too retarded to even handle a regular gun made by people who know what they're doing.

The meat pipe is the only one he knows how to handle.

 

[Joe Mayo]

They’re for him.

Jack enjoys eating HOPE's dog treats. Tammy told him they're KEEETO.