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When will Jack drop dead?

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I'd rather a Satanist step in than be prayed for by this hypocritical asshole.
Japan has a massive earthquake and there's two kinds of people; the ones that donate either their time and money and the ones that offer thoughts and prayers. The ones that genuinely help do it because they understand the only way to help is to do something. The ones that pray take credit for the end results.
 
Honestly, I've always been clumsy, so I'm half considering buying something like this for cutting potatoes into fries. Anyone got any experience with one?
Actually, yeah! Not the plastic ones, but the all-metal wall-mounted ones for making fries are handy. Be sure to soak the fresh-cut spuds in water overnight before frying or baking. That removes extra starch and helps crisp them up without burning.

sorry for the off-topic posting
 
Honestly, I've always been clumsy, so I'm half considering buying something like this for cutting potatoes into fries. Anyone got any experience with one?
Actually, yeah! Not the plastic ones, but the all-metal wall-mounted ones for making fries are handy. I'm sure that those would work just as well so long as you baby it a bit. Be sure to soak the fresh-cut spuds in water overnight before frying or baking. That removes extra starch and helps crisp them up without burning.

sorry for the off-topic posting, and my lag somehow managing to double post this. Sorry, mods.
 
Also said gun was a homemade makeshift one using black powder.

Jack has the kind of black and white autism that declares that if one illegal gun is used to kill someone that means that restrictions don't mean anything.
It's Jack's retarded way of arguing against gun control in the US. If ThEy MaKe GuNs IlLeGaL wE cAn JuSt MaKe GuNs!
 
BREAKING NEWS: Crack(pot) analyst discovers link between US oil and the destabilization of world events!

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ETA: Boomer thinktank continues to hit the world with the hottest takes:

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The thing is that Shinzo Abe was a former prime minister, but Jack's stupidity is palpable for how little he knows about the world. Especially with the fact that Japan has very tough gun laws that require a lot of steps to buy one, Japan is very lax with security so there wasn't tight security around Abe, and the gun that was used was not even a legally bought gun but homemade by a man who had a lot of weapons in his house.
 
Also said gun was a homemade makeshift one using black powder.

Jack has the kind of black and white autism that declares that if one illegal gun is used to kill someone that means that restrictions don't mean anything.
Jack's the kind of moron who thinks if something isn't 100% effective, it isn't worth doing, when in reality we can only reduce the risks posed to us rather than completely eliminate them.

The thing is that Shinzo Abe was a former prime minister, but Jack's stupidity is palpable for how little he knows about the world. Especially with the fact that Japan has very tough gun laws that require a lot of steps to buy one, Japan is very lax with security so there wasn't tight security around Abe, and the gun that was used was not even a legally bought gun but homemade by a man who had a lot of weapons in his house.
Because of Japan's strict gun-control laws, Japanese assassins are remarkably creative. For example, there was a Japanese politician who was stabbed with a samurai sword on live television and the Aum Shinrikyo cult, who conducted a series of assassination attempts using homemade sarin gas.
 
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Some comments from Jack's Japan posts:

Tammy's mom is apparently a NWO nut:

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Rob takes on Jack:

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Hans of Denmark tries defending gun laws, but Jack isn't buying it. Parenting laws are the real answer!

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Jason Fischer joins the fray, a beleaguered man who apparently defends his family against an endless onslaught of bears and criminals that beset his home on a daily basis. When will this madness end?!

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Why is Jackoff bitching about people looking for work? Would he rather them panhandle, go on welfare, or steal? I thought good Christians were supposed to help those in need. Oh wait, Jack's a hypocritical asshole.
They should just spend their wife's money like this fat fucking leech.
 
If anything this advocates for the support of mental health and wellness as opposed to gun control.
Both are necessary.

They should just spend their wife's money like this fat fucking leech.
Jack hates people on welfare, despite only being where he is thanks to Mommywife's money.
 
Some comments from Jack's Japan posts:

Tammy's mom is apparently a NWO nut:

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Rob takes on Jack:

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Hans of Denmark tries defending gun laws, but Jack isn't buying it. Parenting laws are the real answer!

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Jason Fischer joins the fray, a beleaguered man who apparently defends his family against an endless onslaught of bears and criminals that beset his home on a daily basis. When will this madness end?!

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I don't know what I was expecting. Jack's response is completely and utterly on point for a Boomer of his caliber. He's got that confidence that only comes from being a complete fucking idiot. Why is it that retards like Jack have an endless supply of ego and confidence? It's because they're too fucking stupid to know how fucking stupid they are.
 
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