Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Why is Jackoff bitching about people looking for work? Would he rather them panhandle, go on welfare, or steal? I thought good Christians were supposed to help those in need. Oh wait, Jack's a hypocritical asshole.

(Also, if he was any sort of legit food reviewer and not just looking for tax write-offs and an excuse to feed the Wendigo, he would be chummy with people in the service industry and actually be able to hook up people with jobs, or at least interviews.)

 

[captkrisma]

Why is Jackoff bitching about people looking for work? Would he rather them panhandle, go on welfare, or steal? I thought good Christians were supposed to help those in need. Oh wait, Jack's a hypocritical asshole.

(Also, if he was any sort of legit food reviewer and not just looking for tax write-offs and an excuse to feed the Wendigo, he would be chummy with people in the service industry and actually be able to hook up people with jobs, or at least interviews.)

Jack us likely complaining about the neighborhood group pages he's a part of and how people will post about just moving and needing a job to pay rent.

Maybe instead of being a cunt, direct them to your son's employment?

 

[Aunt Myrna]

Why is Jackoff bitching about people looking for work? Would he rather them panhandle, go on welfare, or steal? I thought good Christians were supposed to help those in need. Oh wait, Jack's a hypocritical asshole.

(Also, if he was any sort of legit food reviewer and not just looking for tax write-offs and an excuse to feed the Wendigo, he would be chummy with people in the service industry and actually be able to hook up people with jobs, or at least interviews.)

The whole concept of looking for employment just makes him anxious, Because he knows he's SOL if he ever had to do it.

 

[Joe Mayo]

Does Jack think Chicago is a state?

To be fair to Jack, Cook County has a larger population than 28 of the 50 states. On the other hand, Jack's a stroked-out idiot who probably thinks all of Illinois is called Chicago.

 

[Aaway]

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This screed made me chuckle:

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Does Jack think Chicago is a state?

i see jack the delusional faggot STILL believes that he was one of the first people to move from CA to TN and that everyone who came after only did so because of him

 

[She Brings The Rain]

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This screed made me chuckle:






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Does Jack think Chicago is a state?

Not saying that a lot of places in the south aren't being bought up and flipped for outrageous prices by people that don't even live down here, because they sure as shit are, but this rant is just 100% someone upset that those damn dirty libruls are making somewhere less racist. I've mentioned before that I'm from Chattanooga, and there has always been a ton of diversity there. "NYC of the south" just means that people from different cultures are moving there and influencing the culture, and that's a good thing. Nashville is to TN as ATL is to Georgia as Miami is to Florida; people that have some weird sort of superiority complex because they live in a popular city, and are mad that immigrants/transplants want to live there, too.

 

[Joe Mayo]

i see jack the delusional faggot STILL believes that he was one of the first people to move from CA to TN and that everyone who came after only did so because of him

Jack doesn't seriously believe he was the first person to move to Nashville from California, does he?

 

[rubytintedchix]

Been meaning to ask this for awhile, what the fuck is up with the JOTG intro song? I see it referred to as the fart song by some people, or maybe they’re talking about something else. I’ve tried searching KF, google, and reading comments on some of the first JOTG videos but I can’t figure out what the hell this song is or where it came from. Is there a link to the full thing? It’s so fucking awful that it actually makes me laugh out loud.

My going theory is something Glenn Scott Lacey made for him in exchange for putting his music on his failed “Napster” like business called “Fight Cloud”

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I’ll see you one soy face and raise you one foodgasm. Timestamp 6:01.

Jack bitches about $9 hot dogs at the pub, but says this place is a home run despite their hot dog plate costing more.

Also:this place is a fucking ghost town.

The wings that they got were $22.99. Holy fucking shit.

i see jack the delusional faggot STILL believes that he was one of the first people to move from CA to TN and that everyone who came after only did so because of him

Jack followed /Paul/ to Tennessee from California. Not the other way around. What does that say about Jack? He’s a pathetic follower, IMO.

 

[JackIsBlack]

He basically followed what Paul did so…

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Agree, but I think the winner of the Ugliest & Most Un-Photogenic Food Award goes to Jewish/Yiddish cuisine.

Don’t get me wrong- latkes, kugel, bagels & lox, and deli hold a special place in my heart. Growing up, I had a best friend down the street whose Jewish mother made the most amazing brisket. One of the ingredients she used to make it was French onion soup.

But cholent? Gefilte fish? Matzah ball soup? Yeeeaaahhh, you’re not going to see many people posting pictures of those to Instagram. Jewish food is delicious, but it’s not the prettiest looks-wise. Even brisket has a tendency to look un-presentable.

A lot of cuisines look absolutely revolting but taste pretty good. Having said that I give Jews a pass for having introduced pastrami to the world. If you want unappetizing food look to Scandinavia with the possible exception of meatballs. I mean lutefisk? Even people who say they like it don't really like it and it's more of a societal / cultural thing for them than actual enjoyment.

I wonder if Jack's having trouble with his swallow and the "dipping" fixation is the quiet rollout of the Minced & Moist Saga.

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Could be. I do see a lot of cuts in his videos when he's tasting the food he just made it's like taste, look up as if identifying flavors, cut and then saying how good it is.

Oddly the only time he doesn't do this is when he's eating large amounts of meat.

Why is Jackoff bitching about people looking for work? Would he rather them panhandle, go on welfare, or steal? I thought good Christians were supposed to help those in need. Oh wait, Jack's a hypocritical asshole.

(Also, if he was any sort of legit food reviewer and not just looking for tax write-offs and an excuse to feed the Wendigo, he would be chummy with people in the service industry and actually be able to hook up people with jobs, or at least interviews.)

It's because they're dang dirty libruls and not God fearing 'Murcans.

Although part of me has to agree with him on some level. I mean moving across country and then looking for a job is a little weird. Usually if you're going to move like that you have a position lined up or you're able to sponge off some relatives for a couple months to get your feet back on the ground.

However Mushbrain hasn't worked a real job since before he left California. In other words, he's the type of person he's complaining about in the post.

The wings that they got were $22.99. Holy fucking shit.

Due to COVID, gas prices and supply chain issues the price of wings in some areas has gone through the roof. Supply and demand. Less supply, more demand and the price goes up. I've heard there's some places that limit how many wings you can order and others have started listing them as "market price". Dunno how accurate that is but... $23 for a dozen wings? That's fucking crazy.

 

[Acceptable]

 

[Lenzperkins]

Jack doesn't seriously believe he was the first person to move to Nashville from California, does he?

 

[TurdFondler]

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Same energy

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Have these people ever set foot in NYC?

Your five blocks of Honky Tonk bars filled to the brim with bachelorette parties doesn't make you NYC of the south.

 

[Aaway]

Have these people ever set foot in NYC?

Your five blocks of Honky Tonk bars filled to the brim with bachelorette parties doesn't make you NYC of the south.

the person who commented on jack's post is complaining about liberals/non-whites moving to nashville, hence the "NYC of the south" comment

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Same energy
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Except that pupper is probably better behaved than Jagoff and has all 4 limbs that work.

Have these people ever set foot in NYC?

Your five blocks of Honky Tonk bars filled to the brim with bachelorette parties doesn't make you NYC of the south.

They don't have to because it's full of evul libruls and because of that it's someplace they can't go.

 

[Eljudnir]

Jack doesn't seriously believe he was the first person to move to Nashville from California, does he?

As if Jack has object permanence.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

So I guess Jack Jr was part of the "time-out" generation while Garrett took the ass whoopings in this situation

 

[captkrisma]

Have these people ever set foot in NYC?

Your five blocks of Honky Tonk bars filled to the brim with bachelorette parties doesn't make you NYC of the south.

Here's the thing: Nashville has ALWAYS been a liberal haven, Jack and his cohorts just see things through rose-tinted glasses.

Hell, the most famous country stars were Democrat or held political beliefs that would seat them firmly in liberal territory. Johnny Cash frequently wrote songs about equality and was anti-war during Vietnam. Kris Kristofferson was the same. Glen Campbell was a registered Democrat. Garth Brooks played at Biden's inauguration.

 

[Hot Dog]

Sitting back and honestly thinking about all the moves Jack made in his life is kind of sad to be honest. He has no skills and crippled his body through sheer laziness and no self control. His family hates having him around but his actions haven't been heinous enough for them disown him, save for Garret, whom openly mocks and despises him.

The dumbest people always have to overcompensate by being loud, arrogant, and condescending. Jack made his grave a long time ago and it damaged everyone around him. I guess you get out of life what you put into it, and Jack didn't put in much.