DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Shirō Ishii]

It must be my optimistic nature hoping they'd do with their money something beneficial for themselves instead of pissing it away so some 40-year-old dumb fuck suffering from arrested development can continue overpaying for his leisurely activities.

Placating to DSP's wants for immediate gratification is not beneficial to them no matter how he spins it to confuse or manipulate them.

Does this look like someone who can smartly control his money?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Does this look like someone who can smartly control his money?
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Only if we're calculating calories/USD.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Does this look like someone who can smartly control his money?
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Looks like someone who can't spend money. How does he hold it? How does he swipe a credit card?

 

[strandedcastaway]

Phil could struggle on forever like this, and as long as he cuts back his gacha and booze, $100,000 a year will carry him fine. But there's something pathetic and floundering about these "marathons". He never "wins" anymore because three people give 90% of the money. And the true sign he's losing is that he'll be back begging for money tomorrow. He can call us "mentally ill shitheads" but he's the one living off bilking the brain damaged. And sure, some dude in a wheelchair or some guy with a 60 IQ or some furry will give him $100 tomorrow. And then he's back at it the next day. Is that a life? You decide.

 

[actually]

also shout out to the future retcon when he says detractors made up him saying he drove drink once.

...pardon?

 

[Freshtodeath]

He's 40 years old he didn't know ribs have bones?

 

[Optimus Prime]

as long as he cuts back his gacha and booze

He couldn't, because I think those are literally the only two things that give him any kind of happiness anymore in this life.

 

[SPhobos]

phil admitting to drunk driving multiple times was an underrated moment for sure. that and a new version of the car crash saga

 

[Robust User]

Does this look like someone who can smartly control his money?
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I don't know who this is or what this guy's physical disability is, but this picture can't show his intellectual abilities.

If he can't save his money and must spend it (like with SSDI), and he wants to give it to content creators, why give any to DSP?

I don't know. Maybe this dude likes it when DSP abuses him and others. Just because he is disabled doesn't mean he can't be an asshole like DSP. Right?

 

[Corpun]

Looks like someone who can't spend money. How does he hold it? How does he swipe a credit card?

Support monkeys trained to swipe your monthly check right into Phil's hands.

phil admitting to drunk driving multiple times was an underrated moment for sure. that and a new version of the car crash saga

Honestly can't wait for Phil to blame the alcohol companies for not telling him how much gin he should be consuming on any given day and making him drunk. Nothing he could do!

 

[actually]

phil admitting to drunk driving multiple times was an underrated moment for sure. that and a new version of the car crash saga

Is there a clip of either of these?

 

[SPhobos]

Is there a clip of either of these?

all I gots is time stamps lmao

https://youtu.be/20XhgVihQkI?t=9296

the car crash revisited

https://youtu.be/20XhgVihQkI?t=10414

the fucking heartfelt PSA to his dents about his drunk driving days

 

[IHateMyJob]

Does this look like someone who can smartly control his money?
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LOL God damn dude who keeps giving Rob his credit card???

 

[Shirō Ishii]

I don't know who this is or what this guy's physical disability is, but this picture can't show his intellectual abilities.

If he can't save his money and must spend it (like with SSDI), and he wants to give it to content creators, why give any to DSP?

I don't know. Maybe this dude likes it when DSP abuses him and others. Just because he is disabled doesn't mean he can't be an asshole like DSP. Right?

That's RobOnWheels, one of Phil's fans.

I'd ask how you don't know about him then I realize that based on your retarded optimism for these people, I should've known that you were a newfag. Go check the DSP fan thread to see the doxes and you'll quickly see how 99% of Phil's remaining fans barely passed their special ed classes. There's an index on the people doxed on the first page

 

[Lazycunt]

The accident was his fault. He described it in detail once that he got on the highway and wasn’t highway speed and changed lanes to the fast lane. He made an unsafe lane change and merged going to slow.

all I gots is time stamps lmao

https://youtu.be/20XhgVihQkI?t=9296

the car crash revisited

https://youtu.be/20XhgVihQkI?t=10414

the fucking heartfelt PSA to his dents about his drunk driving days

God damn man, warn a guy.

This is the most fucking made up story I have ever fucking heard, I sometimes think phil is actually more retarded than his fans.
Phil also has not a ounce of empathy inside his souless corpse.

 

[actually]

all I gots is time stamps lmao

https://youtu.be/20XhgVihQkI?t=9296

the car crash revisited

https://youtu.be/20XhgVihQkI?t=10414

the fucking heartfelt PSA to his dents about his drunk driving days

Confirming that he changed lanes without checking that there wasn't someone coming up behind him.

Also, fucking shocker that Phil's not smart enough to not get drunk when he knows that he's going to be driving.

 

[Boom Boss]

Look at the doxes of his fans and it all makes sense. They are incapable of thinking for themselves or are lonely retards like OIC who make sock accounts like @clothes in my closet and have debates with themselves on the farms thinking that they can fool people

How do you know this is a sock account?

Confirming that he changed lanes without checking that there wasn't someone coming up behind him.

Also, fucking shocker that Phil's not smart enough to not get drunk when he knows that he's going to be driving.

Fucking shocker that Phil actually thinks it's cool to drink and drive.

 

[Robust User]

That's RobOnWheels, one of Phil's fans.

I'd ask how you don't know about him then I realize that based on your retarded optimism for these people, I should've known that you were a newfag. Go check the DSP fan thread to see the doxes and you'll quickly see how 99% of Phil's remaining fans barely passed their special ed classes. There's an index on the people doxed on the first page

So that's the infamous RobOnWheels.

 

[Lolidaki]

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100% STRAIGHT.

I think the WWE "sims" are the saddest shit he puts out these days, I mean yeah, it was alright back when VGCW did it in 2014 and people still stream cpu matches in other fighting games like Mugen, but this is just some nobody manchild playing with toys while forcing in pop culture and old ass boomer references in a sad attempt at recapturing his past.

 

[Robust User]

I think the WWE "sims" are the saddest shit he puts out these days, I mean yeah, it was alright back when VGCW did it in 2014 and people still stream cpu matches in other fighting games like Mugen, but this is just some nobody manchild playing with toys while forcing in pop culture and old ass boomer references in a sad attempt at recapturing his past.

Phil was one of those kids that would make you watch him while he plays with his toys.