DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

That may be one of the dumbest things he’s ever said…

This stream is making it more than obvious that Phil doesn’t read anything, and isn’t curious about ANYTHING WHATSOEVER AT ALL. Some of these stories are pretty well-known, and he hasn’t been familiar with any one of them, except the Brandon Lee story. How can someone be that disinterested in literally everything?

Because he's sub 85 IQ.

I see Phil’s complaining about ribs having bones.

Scratch that, sub 70.

 

[Madmartigan]

Confirming that he changed lanes without checking that there wasn't someone coming up behind him.

Also, fucking shocker that Phil's not smart enough to not get drunk when he knows that he's going to be driving.

Also shocking: The guy that puts other people's lives at risk by not wearing prescription glasses like he's legally obligated to (because someone might call him a nerd, or worse yet, four eyes!) also put other people's lives at risk by drinking and driving on multiple occasions.
Yet another instance of this piece of shit thinking the world revolves around him and not caring about anyone else.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

LOL God damn dude who keeps giving Rob his credit card???

British taxpayers

 

[WolverineGuy22]

I don't know who this is or what this guy's physical disability is, but this picture can't show his intellectual abilities.

RobOnWheels is an absolute top lad, who has fully proven his intellectual abilities by giving DSP all of his personal money over many years, without any form of gratitude.

It is truly sad.

Edit- just watching the Car Crash Rehash

“Not a highway, but like they called it an expressway”

Ahh yes, who would be driving fast on an Expressway? This isn’t some fucking highway. It’s an Expressway, meant to connect people on highways, even faster.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

the people who give him money
the people who say they actually like him.. he ignores them for the most part

but the people he hates, he will listen to them

a fan points out he's using a word incorrectly "you're wrong, you moron" and ban
someone here points out the same thing? he stops using it wrong

I mean his logic follows. If he can fool them into forking over money, they're stupid. If they don't and happen to see everything he does wrong then they probably have some valid points. He might not like them or us but time and time again he shows he reads here and modifies something accordingly.

 

[KatAgreesWithMe]

Looks like someone who can't spend money. How does he hold it? How does he swipe a credit card?

He can't, hence why he gives all his money to Phil

 

[DeeTracktor]

The only reason Phil doesnt drink and drive anymore is because of doordash and Khet being unemployable for more than 6 months.

I think the hit-and-run arc is on the cards here, I really do

 

[Muu]

The only reason Phil doesnt drink and drive anymore is because of doordash and Khet being unemployable for more than 6 months.

I think the hit-and-run arc is on the cards here, I really do

"Your honour my client simply did nothing wrong and did everything correct."

 

[SomeBoyo]

RAW AND UNCUT...so it's the better version. Nice self-own Dave.

4 Hours of React, 1 hour of DEVOUR, 1:40 of prestream, 33 minutes of WWE.
Roughly seven hour of KHANTENT but the vod is 9 hours long

 

[DeeTracktor]

"Your honour my client simply did nothing wrong and did everything correct."

Powerwalks to the mail box...drink drives to the drive thru that is 10/15 minutes walk away...

It makes sense if you dont think about it...

 

[PieceofShet]

My files are corrupted, i need a new pc. HINT HINT MOTHERFUCKER!

Do i believe he is lying to try to bait out a retarded? Yes, i do.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

A restreamer should send him their VOD of the stream

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

RAW AND UNCUT...so it's the better version. Nice self-own Dave.

What's always been funny to me is that just like how trolls control almost everything this man does, one of the things he's said in the past about always removing his entire stream vod/archive from the channel is because he doesn't want trolls to have their super chats or funny comments immortalised for everyone else to see.

It's not because he wants a better viewing experience for his viewers for more "edited style" videos in their feed, it's not so he can make his channel look more consistent or just do better in the algorithm, it's because this guy is so annoyed and insecure about any shit talking that comes his way, and he can't for the life of him see these comments on his channel, that he just has to get rid of the vod, his ego and narcissism beat out his laziness here as you can see.

The ability for him to remove and approve comments on his channel has been an absolute blessing for him and his cushy safe space, now you can see why he dropped the King of Hate moniker, it's because it was never really a true representation of him to begin with.

Do i believe he is lying to try to bait out a retarded? Yes, i do.

At this point he doesn't even need to lie, he can just straight out say this to his audience "Guys listen, I want a new PC because I need it for my business, well actually it's not just because of that, it's really because I've noticed you guys have been really generous these past couple of weeks and because of that, I want you guys to contribute towards something I NEED because I can't use my old PC anymore! I've had it for too long, it's too slow and I figured it's time for an upgrade, you know?".

 

[LieLieFyre]

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RAW AND UNCUT...so it's the better version. Nice self-own Dave.
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4 Hours of React, 1 hour of DEVOUR, 1:40 of prestream, 33 minutes of WWE.
Roughly seven hour of KHANTENT but the vod is 9 hours long

So is this a hint hint new pc needed plan or a I'm too lazy to do this cutting and rendering anymore plan?
Either way it's retarded. I mean if your footage keeps getting corrupted maybe look into why it's happening.

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

So is this a hint hint new pc needed plan or a I'm too lazy to do this cutting and rendering anymore plan?
Either way it's retarded. I mean if your footage keeps getting corrupted maybe look into why it's happening.

Absolutely. He'll keep dropping hints without actually mentioning it until somebody brings up that a new PC would solve that problem.
This will turn into him lamenting "I don't have money to get one!" on repeat until somebody suggests that it could be a tips goal.
If in either case nobody bites, he'll keep hinting at it and eventually just outright say it.

I'd bet all my internet points on it happening exactly like that, and I have lots of them.

 

[Gergg]

My files are corrupted, i need a new pc. HINT HINT MOTHERFUCKER!

Do i believe he is lying to try to bait out a retarded? Yes, i do.

Yeah, calling all wheelchairs, calling all wheelchairs... your owner DSP demands that you give up your SSI payments so he can get a free PC. And yes he will talk endless shit about you once he gets the PC you were evicted to buy, because its obviously YOUR FAULT after it breaks when he spills gin and "scratches his leg" too close to the thing too many times!

Pay the fuck up paypigs!

 

[clothes in my closet]

If only there were some sort of money creature that had 1500 dollars sitting in a bank account just for an occasion like this

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

>Needs a new PC
>Rejects OIC generous offer of a life changing, top of the line, 1500$ PC after OIC showed him his bank account with that money on it (which proves he is fuck you rich because no one who is not a crypto multi-millionare CIA super hacker could ever have 1500$ on his bank account).

Beggars can be choosers I guess.

 

[Sup3r]

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Roughly seven hour of KHANTENT but the vod is 9 hours long

Phil, you don't need to do this cutting up your stream shit. Your "computer problem" (if it is actually real or just made up to beg for a new one that you still will barely use) is completely self inflicted. When was the last time you did any cleaning of it, when was the last time you defragged it? There's a shit ton of free, easy to use software out there that can help you but no, beg for a pc instead. Can't think of solutions that don't require begging.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

If only there were some sort of money creature that had 1500 dollars sitting in a bank account just for an occasion like this

I also need a new PC. Dm me, OIC.

If Phil seriously gets a new PC using the excuse of "corrupted file" I swear I will go apeshit for a good 10 minutes. How stupid are people?