Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[cokeski1488]

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[hawkisnight]

I don't really understand why everyone is solely blaming the decline of KC on Andy, it's not to say he isn't a complete retard but PPP is no better. He's always been an obese faggot with serious brain damage. The show was doomed from the start having 2 sub-20 IQ hosts. Andy and PPP are both too retarded to function in their daily lives, it was only a matter of time these dumb fucks would lose it and sink the ship.

Andy makes it almost unbearable to listen to. Low IQ interruptions, seal clapping, "asston asston", hurt ego and much more on every episode of KC.
I wonder how much longer they will go on but the split will be K I N O. Fatso will crush Tardski. Andy is gonna cry like a baby. It will be worse than Miami when Ralph made Warski cry. This time the fatty is actually physically capable to end his life.

 

[Festivus]

Kino Casino was always destined to be a very niche show, I never expected it to maintain the highs it's had. Unless there is a personal issue behind the scenes I can honestly see the show lasting for a while all things being said, maybe just with a slightly different audience. I thought the Speedy shit they played was pretty entertaining so I'm not getting the IP2 hate.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Andy makes it almost unbearable to listen to. Low IQ interruptions, seal clapping, "asston asston", hurt ego and much more on every episode of KC.
I wonder how much longer they will go on but the split will be K I N O. Fatso will crush Tardski. Andy is gonna cry like a baby. It will be worse than Miami when Ralph made Warski cry. This time the fatty is actually physically capable to end his life.

You can see its coming, Warski is at the stage where his ego is making him think he is the star, notice how he's taking pleasure in interupting PPP and cutting him off mid sentence.
PPP is starting to hit back, his Tard Alarm Triangle is a straight dig at Warski, but Tardski is too stupid to realize it yet, PPP is a passive aggresive bitch, he'll keep doing shit like the Tard Alarm till it gets too much, then he'll blow up like he did when he got sick of Surfer and all his shit, when he does it will be amazing.

 

[Eydallur]

I don't really understand why everyone is solely blaming the decline of KC on Andy, it's not to say he isn't a complete retard but PPP is no better. He's always been an obese faggot with serious brain damage. The show was doomed from the start having 2 sub-20 IQ hosts. Andy and PPP are both too retarded to function in their daily lives, it was only a matter of time these dumb fucks would lose it and sink the ship.

Oh they already ran it into the ground?

 

[Punished Brent]

I like the show. I have hopes for its future. They don't really have alot of competition since youtube purged all the guys from IBS.
All they have to do is keep the drama up laughing at ethan ralph/ AF and I'll be entertained

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

Oh they already ran it into the ground?

KC has tardsky as a cohost, the retard’s track-list speaks for itself. The Surfer incident has shown us that PPP will let a cohost shit up his show if said cohost is providing PPP with the bare necessities, at least up to a certain point.

 

[Crystal Golem]

In a surprise twist, PPP with his endless need to snake on people has made himself so detestable that I hardly feel the need to alog the fat faggot anymore.


Well done PPP you've taken the boatload of goodwill people had for you upon starting this show and flushed it all down the toilet because you are lazy and stupid.

People still blaming this on warski are the biggest rubes. Don't you see PPP appproved of all this?

 

[Desktop User2]

PPP will let a cohost shit up his show if said cohost is providing PPP with the bare necessities, at least up to a certain point.

I didn´t know Andy was massaging his prostate as well, but the tard phoenix does have a predilection for womanly looking fatsos...

 

[HarrySachz]

I don't really understand why everyone is solely blaming the decline of KC on Andy, it's not to say he isn't a complete retard but PPP is no better. He's always been an obese faggot with serious brain damage. The show was doomed from the start having 2 sub-20 IQ hosts. Andy and PPP are both too retarded to function in their daily lives, it was only a matter of time these dumb fucks would lose it and sink the ship.

I Used to watch it live, but now don't even care about watching it full the next day, I only watch the beginning and the timestamps if theres something fun.

Andy in small doses can be fun, but when he tries to be the focal point it's just unbearable. PPP is fun too if you leave the hypocrisy out of the picture but sometimes it's just annoying the fact that a guy that spread his asshole online wants to be the bastion of truth, the flamenco/Null segments and the hiding the live chat from the replays kinda fucked the show image to me.

The show is kinda stale now because most of the cows that they cover are turtling up, the Nick segment is just boring, what else you can say about the Gay Mexican White Nationalist at this point? Berdson coverage without video is just boring. They tried to expand the cow barn but it failed so far, Linkara is just a meh, and DSP is too boring even to talk about, I was hoping that they would do something with Rich from review tech but they fumbled. They only got Ralph as the main cow/pig and they know that.

I like the show. I have hopes for its future. They don't really have alot of competition since youtube purged all the guys from IBS.
All they have to do is keep the drama up laughing at ethan ralph/ AF and I'll be entertained

Pretty much, most of the other drama channels are just boring PC slogs now

 

[northstar747]

I remember at some point andy was trying to be a speed runner.

Andy cant hold his own for hosting and nether can PPP. Those two need guest or sources for content. Which is what I think has kept the show going, Honestly ralphs mis adventures just dont stop delivering. But yes it just not sustainable.

I wonder if they could get dick or ralph on

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

and DSP is too boring even to talk about

Plus when they covered DSP it was mostly Tardsky doing the talking/gnome dick sucking. PPP mostly just sat there snd let Tardsky shit up the show while interjecting every now and then with a generic low energy take, a “that’s fucked there buddy”, or a dono begging session.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

DSP is too boring even to talk abou

There is an entire industry built around making fun of him. Yet these 2 retards can't even follow the basics for it

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

Three things need to happen to salvage this, in no particular order but executed in close timing to avoid further bleeding out:

* reTardski needs to control himself. I know its probably the first time in his entire life his testosterone levels are in normal levels, but if he doesnt cut down interruptions, tone down the fake enthusiasm and dedicates very specific timings for dono reads witbout cutting the flow of the show, no one will bother for live watching. This is the hardest but most crucial step because it takes introspection, something these two retards lack.

* starfish lesbian pig, aka Prostate Prottie Pig needs to wrangle the retard and do work for thr first time in his lazy life. Retarski is too focused in the fight and cannot acquire, store, process and distribute information; drugs and a retard father did that to him.

* I remember the first episode; both were dressed well, the cassino theme was excellent and the flow of the show was slightly erratic but well-presented. Without the theme, its just two retards laughing at retards. Its a huge letdown to just repeat FELTED over and over and over again without expanding on the whole Vegas/cassino theme. No roulettes, jackpots, poker... no, just dono counters to OWN THE RAGEPIG. For fuck's sake.

I know they wont do any of the above, but im registering this just for the record so anyone that lurks here can take notes and learn from retards' mistakes; its what minimally intelligent people do.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Three things need to happen to salvage this, in no particular order but executed in close timing to avoid further bleeding out:

* reTardski needs to control himself. I know its probably the first time in his entire life his testosterone levels are in normal levels, but if he doesnt cut down interruptions, tone down the fake enthusiasm and dedicates very specific timings for dono reads witbout cutting the flow of the show. This is the hardest but most crucial step because it takes introspection, something these two retards lack.

* starfish lesbian pig, aka Prostate Prottie Pig needs to wrangle the retard and do work for thr first time in his lazy life. Retarski is too focused in the fight and cannot acquire, store, process and distribute information; drugs and a retard father did that to him.

* I remember the first episode; both were dressed well, the cassino theme was excellent and the flow of the show was slightly erratic but well-presented. Without the theme, its just two retards laughing at retards. Its a huge letdown to just repeat FELTED over and over and over again without expanding on the whole Vegas/cassino theme. No roulettes, jackpots, poker... no, just dono counters to OWN THE RAGEPIG. For fuck's sake.

I know they wont do any of the above, but im registering this just for the record so anyone that lurks here can take notes and learn from retards' mistakes; its what minimally intelligent people do.

1) He'll tell you to go fuck yourself because he's been reminded of this many, many times and as result has been slapped on his ass and has learned nothing from his multiple past mistakes/experiences.

2) PPP tries to wrangle but his laziness catches up with him because he sees easy money rolling in. It's akin to his gambling addiction in that he sees easy big wins, becomes elated and thinks that's all that needs to be done. That said, it's not PPP's job to fix what Warski's father and substance abuse did to low-IQski, but PPP should know what path he's heading down. Caveat emptor.

3) Again, this is laziness. You can primarily blame this complacency on their whales who can't or won't see the forest for the trees. They're similar to Ralph's paypigs; they choose to remain oblivious to glaring problems with the degrading quality of the show itself. All of the assets Andy paid for to segue from one segment to the other are almost never used anymore. They're both in a generally precarious situation because Andy controls the money and the OBS while Ashton does most of the talking points, however Ashton is incompetent when Andy isn't around and Andy is sooo fixated on his training that he can't be arsed to put together any kind of meaningful content to match the initial Casino theme of the format. They may as well just re-brand themselves at this point.

To all those involved: YMMV.

 

[A Sunset]

1) He'll tell you to go fuck yourself because he's been reminded of this many, many times and as result has been slapped on his ass and has learned nothing from his multiple past mistakes/experiences.

2) PPP tries to wrangle but his laziness catches up with him because he sees easy money rolling in. It's akin to his gambling addiction in that he sees easy big wins, becomes elated and thinks that's all that needs to be done. That said, it's not PPP's job to fix what Warski's father and substance abuse did to low-IQski, but PPP should know what path he's heading down. Caveat emptor.

3) Again, this is laziness. You can primarily blame this complacency on their whales who can't or won't see the forest for the trees. They're similar to Ralph's paypigs; they choose to remain oblivious to glaring problems with the degrading quality of the show itself. All of the assets Andy paid for to segue from one segment to the other are almost never used anymore. They're both in a generally precarious situation because Andy controls the money and the OBS while Ashton does most of the talking points, however Ashton is incompetent when Andy isn't around and Andy is sooo fixated on his training that he can't be arsed to put together any kind of meaningful content to match the initial Casino theme of the format. They may as well just re-brand themselves at this point.

To all those involved: YMMV.

If Ashton was as addicted to improving the show as he was to gambling away his money, eating truckfuls of food like a pig, and sucking MonkeyPox-ridden cock at the local glory hole, we might have a chance of seeing KC turn around.

Unfortuantely, Ashton’s morbidly obese freak-show body requires massive amounts of fuel to power itself - so by the time he’s done gambling, eating and taking it up the ass, poor Ashton is exhausted. It takes everything else he has to sit in a chair and proselytize at a screen for a religion he doesn’t follow or believe in twice a week. Heck, he doesn’t even have the energy to change his payment processor so his paypig’s aren’t getting their dox delivered straight to the Catboy Fuhrer.

Tardski will be too busy chimping out a high-pitched smoker’s cackle and stuttering through superchats while showing his MANLET gains to other men to make any changes.

Oh well, at least Ashton will have enough cash to piss away his saving at the casino, shove McDonalds down his gullet and afford gas to drive to his Grindr hook-ups for awhile. Plus Andy might be able to clean the shit off his toilet and wipe the ass he can’t reach if Ashton moves in with him, which is a BIG bonus for the land monster.

 

[Angry Shoes]

* I remember the first episode; both were dressed well, the cassino theme was excellent and the flow of the show was slightly erratic but well-presented. Without the theme, its just two retards laughing at retards.

Personally I think this one is the most important. If you go back and watch the Fuck Ralph Fest it has a lot of the shit people are complaining about: Andy being an annoying smooth-brain, Ashton being an over-moralizing homo, tons of interruptions for dono reads. But all of this can be overlooked because it didn't feel like the meandering say-nothing show it is today. They actually put forth the effort to completely plan out and execute an entire show and even went as far as booking guests and having them produce original content for the show.

All the parts are there to make an entertaining show. It just takes the slightest bit of effort to make it happen. But I think PPP and Andy are too lazy to even try. It doesn't help that they're getting heavily financially rewarded for putting in zero effort, but that is fleeting. Eventually even their dumbest paypigs will move because they got distracted by the next shiny object. But if they put forth even half the effort that went into the first couple episodes they could have something actually sustainable.

 

[hawkisnight]

TARDSKI NOOOOO. Damn this super cut of Andy being a retard with Alex is more funny than his whole appearance on kino casino. The stream is full of homosexual energy. Keep watching after the time stamp I totally forgot about this. By the way what happened Andy? I thought Alex is your best buddy?

 

[A Sunset]

TARDSKI NOOOOO. Damn this super cut of Andy being a retard with Alex is more funny than his whole appearance on kino casino. The stream is full of homosexual energy. Keep watching after the time stamp I totally forgot about this. By the way what happened Andy? I thought Alex is your best buddy?

Wow Oh my fucking god is this gay lmao. I heard about this but never saw it for myself. Good christ them two are some faggot queers! Andy has no ground to stand on resisting accusations of him being a butt pirate moving forward.

Knowing Ashton’s preferences in skeletal drug-addled MANLETs as his boyfriends, proven by Surfer, it’s no wonder why Andy remains as PPP’s Co-host despite being a mongoloid stuttering tard who don’t read so good.

Ashton likely is fantasizing about diddling his developmentally-stunted twink OBS gimp while he lies about being a Christian live and sells his audience’s personal information for a few shekels. When he’s not fantasizing about the cookies and cakes he’ll shove down his gullet at 5am, of course.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

If Ashton was as addicted to improving the show as he was to gambling away his money, eating truckfuls of food like a pig, and sucking MonkeyPox-ridden cock at the local glory hole, we might have a chance of seeing KC turn around.

Unfortuantely, Ashton’s morbidly obese freak-show body requires massive amounts of fuel to power itself - so by the time he’s done gambling, eating and taking it up the ass, poor Ashton is exhausted. It takes everything else he has to sit in a chair and proselytize at a screen for a religion he doesn’t follow or believe in twice a week. Heck, he doesn’t even have the energy to change his payment processor so his paypig’s aren’t getting their dox delivered straight to the Catboy Fuhrer.

Tardski will be too busy chimping out a high-pitched smoker’s cackle and stuttering through superchats while showing his MANLET gains to other men to make any changes.

Oh well, at least Ashton will have enough cash to piss away his saving at the casino, shove McDonalds down his gullet and afford gas to drive to his Grindr hook-ups for awhile. Plus Andy might be able to clean the shit off his toilet and wipe the ass he can’t reach if Ashton moves in with him, which is a BIG bonus for the land monster.

Gambling addiction is going to ruin everything for PPP. It’s so weird that the entire point of gambling is money, and getting more of it, yet he has the opportunity with KC to make far more money than he ever would with gambling. But in his mind KC is just a way to make money to gamble.

TARDSKI NOOOOO. Damn this super cut of Andy being a retard with Alex is more funny than his whole appearance on kino casino. The stream is full of homosexual energy. Keep watching after the time stamp I totally forgot about this. By the way what happened Andy? I thought Alex is your best buddy?

I think Internet personalities are the new vaudeville performers. A hundred years ago you had thousands of people who traveled cities to perform in front of everything from small to large audiences. The talent varied widely. A few performers made huge money and got very famous but most just barely scraped by and were considered amoral trash by the rest of society. Same thing with the e-celebs today, they just perform mostly from home instead of tramping across the country in troupes.