The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I think they inadvertently portray themselves as 'libertarians with extra steps'.

Also, my irony meter melted through the concrete reading all that eco-blather and, especially, how you should not constantly pose with your guns.

Lastly, if you need to work 14-hour days where most of us can get away with 8, just to stick it to the capitalist man, you're doing it wrong.

Everything is a load of bullshit after the "upcoming climate collapse" thing. All of them are massive fucking consoomers: Kevie has his overpriced plastic crap, Phil has his expensive tools which he isn't going to use, and Jarrod has his guns.

 

[Fapcop]

Other people have given good definitions but let me expand a bit.

More specifically, Nigger Rich means you temporarily have a wad of money, enough for something flashy but not enough to actually change your life long term. I.E. You can get a new X-Box, but you can't move to a better housing situation. You can get a new car, but can't afford to go to school.
It also implies some things about the the things its spent on, specifically high-depreciation items like cars, electronics, designer clothes, and jewelry. Others have also pointed out that you can afford something like a fancy car but not maintain them. Or my favorite, they blow it on the down payment for a lease but can't keep up with the monthlies.

If you see someone living in a dirty, dingy apartment with rat-chewed carpet, or a moldstreaked house just this side of condemned, but they have PS5 with a 75-inch 4K UHD, that is Nigger Rich. A woman with a gucci bag but wearing walmart sweats. A dude wearing some Versace but his washing machine is broken. 90" TV with surround sound, but they getting their power switched off for non-payment. Or a rusted-out oldsmobile with $10,000 rims and a $5,000 sound system. Buying Henessy at the licqour store but has to wait for food stamps before they can get milk. Think of Bros in a your average off-campus Frat House. Or Weebs getting their first computer janitor paychecks and they blowing it all on Funko Pop and imported anime figures.

Usually Nigger Rich implies a one-time infusion of cash, but it can mean someone who got a raise or otherwise came into money, but instead of saving or investing, they are blowing it on shit that isn't worth a 1/10th what they paid for it once they get it home.

Expanding on this a bit more, Nigger Rich - more aptly Ghetto Rich because the Nigger here applies of all skintones and ethnic origins not merely African - comes from a poor-person mentality of 'use it or lose it'; they are so used to never having money and always owing that they don't know how to handle a positive bank balance. They never learned separate wants from needs, or otherwise budget. In the mind of the Nigger, any money you have after paying bills is money to blow on frivolous little luxuries because usually its too small to bother with; once the Nigger comes into serious cash this mentality doesn't change, so the only thing that changes is the price tag of the stupid shit they are blowing their money on.

And you might as well spend it quick, because if word gets around you have unspent cash, you are likely to get robbed or friends/family that lent you money might show up to collect. 'Naw nigga I don't have that 20 you lent me last week, but you can come play some Madden.'
(and again, I'm using capital-N Nigger here to denote the wider population of Niggers that includes any poor, stupid whites, spics, wops, dagos, micks and chinks. Cause this behavior is definitely not unique to little-n niggers. You'll see it in the trailer park and the barrio as much as in the projects)

A bit more sucinctly, Nigger Rich is spending money on short-term wants for the endorphin rush instead of saving for long-term needs because that's boring and acting white.
Nigger Rich spending implies a lack of forward thinking and planning for the future, which is pretty much the definition of the Tranch.

Nigger rich is basically how poor people, and especially dumb poor people handle money.

Either cause they never learned how to handle it, or because life is usually kinda shitty when you have to stretch a 3 week paycheck for a whole month.

It’s a never ending hustle and “nope! Can’t afford that!” So a rare cash infusion feels like a lottery win and needs to be SPENT!

Use the cash to pay down a loan so you don’t get Jewed on interest? FUCK THAT! Pay off Hydro ahead of time, so you’ll have more money to spend the next three months instead of the usual hustle? FUCK THAT!

“Imma get Sushi and some Vidya. Maybe some GOOD weed… Oh shit, are those Nikes on sale? Fuck yeah!”

Good ol’ George Orwell wrote about Britfag coal miners being Nigger Rich back in the day.

(It’s also one of the BEST arguments against financial reparations to niggers!)

In case of the tranchranch, it’s probably more stupidity than generational poverty.

 

[Temperance]

Couple other details I probably should have included:

• Penny briefly mentioned the local HOA. Apparently they don't do much other than plow the roads. He simultaneously praised them for being hands-off but also criticized their existence. In Penny's ideal anarcho-communist society or whatever, some random guy in the community would buy a big snow plow, and community members would borrow it or take turns plowing the snow as needed.
  • How this is a better solution than having the HOA is anyone's guess. Seems like it would be unreliable to me. Penny clearly just balks at any kind of authority over his head, no matter how minor.
• Mental health & gun ownership was brought up at some point. Penny's big brain solution on what to do if one of your comrades seems depressed/suicidal is to ask them to surrender their guns to you for safe-keeping "until they feel a bit better". No word on what to do if they refuse...
  • Can you imagine how Penny would respond if someone asked him to surrender his guns after one of his unhinged doomer rants? Or what about Jen after one of his insane, violent fedposts?

Overall, Penny is not much different from his libertarian prepper neighbors. It was pretty funny to hear him rant (basically portraying them as greedy, selfish paranoid schizos with itchy trigger-fingers) when so much of his criticism sounded like projection. Penny has a holier-than-thou attitude because he thinks all societal problems can be magically fixed through community organizing & resource sharing, but the preppers are just too stupid or stubborn to realize it. Very utopic in his thinking.

I think it's pretty much confirmed that the field troons are all gone, likely because of internal drama or because they weren't contributing enough for Penny's liking. This means Penny has first-hand experience dealing with "comrades" who won't cooperate/contribute, but he still somehow believes his utopic, high-trust society is possible. The Tranchers have done nothing but antagonize their local community, and in the event of an apocalypse, people will be more paranoid & trigger-happy, not less. Anarchist brainrot, lol.

Oh, and some of Penny's first tweets after the podcast were of him showing off his guns. Beyond parody...

 

[Oxyjen]

Overall, Penny is not much different from his libertarian prepper neighbors. It was pretty funny to hear him rant (basically portraying them as greedy, selfish paranoid schizos with itchy trigger-fingers) when so much of his criticism sounded like projection. Penny has a holier-than-thou attitude because he thinks all societal problems can be magically fixed through community organizing & resource sharing, but the preppers are just too stupid or stubborn to realize it. Very utopic in his thinking.

Right, fucking *Penny* is too stupid and stubborn to get along with the community well enough to do even the most basic of organising or sharing. He antagonised the fuck out of the entire town, failed to hold up his end of any shared effort plans (thinking of the recycling thing, but even that was a purely capitalist endeavor by the sounds of it) and waves guns at anyone who so much as sets a foot on the property.
The narrative he puts out on these podcast appearances are 100% fiction, he’s totally shameless.

Great reporting btw, this shit is gold.

 

[Ninon42]

Oh, and some of Penny's first tweets after the podcast were of him showing off his guns. Beyond parody...

While wearing an Antifa logo shirt because of course he is. The tranch is nothing but a meth pipe away from Tranny Waco.

 

[Sourceress]

So keeping track, that's at least 174 alpaca - not counting any smaller herds they acquired or all of the babies their alpacas have had since then - that are supposed to be on the tranch. In absolutely zero pictures does it even seem remotely possible that they've got half that number let alone the whole almost 200 of them. Unfortunately this just confirms everyone's suspicions that there has been at least one (probably more) mass alpaca die-off that the tranch is covering up. Poor things never deserved this shit.

It makes me so angry because it's not like they couldn't ask for help if they were having trouble. These fuckers raised over $100k that they frittered away on useless bullshit over nothing, they could easily have raised money to build proper facilities for their animals, to pay for food and vet care, etc. They're just too proud to admit they fucked up, so they've let probably over 100 (between the alpacas, the sheep, the dogs and cats, the chickens, etc. that have gone MIA) animals die needless, agonizing deaths. This thread always makes me feel so sad and frustrated.

Sidenote: I wonder if this podcast was recorded during the Oglala Lakota fundraiser and just wasn't released until now. Either that or Penny's going senile and getting their scams mixed up, lol.

 

[UVB-76]

"Do you even know how to plant seeds?" the damage they dealt to their land is visible from space.
"Calm down with the guns" say the people who have meme guns to play tacticool antifa on twitter.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

24:10 - Penny says each Trancher has their own rifle and pistol. Brags about how they shoot on their own gun range at least twice a week.

Wait, even Kevin?

Penny briefly mentioned the local HOA. Apparently they don't do much other than plow the roads. He simultaneously praised them for being hands-off but also criticized their existence. In Penny's ideal anarcho-communist society or whatever, some random guy in the community would buy a big snow plow, and community members would borrow it or take turns plowing the snow as needed.

Where is the guy going to buy a snowplow from in the communist society? Why would he have the excess capital to do this? Why do they all think they're anarchocommunists again when all they talk about in their hypotheticals is capitalism?

 

[MissAnthropist]

Speaking of cria, they got a new one yesterday morning.

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In further Tranch news, Jen looks hilarious shooting a gun. Those knock knees, my god.

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Dunno who the gender blob is over on the left in the bottom pic. But we get a clearer shot of "Thea" who is the "cutie" [citation needed] who is currently visiting and who Kevvy is lusting over. Thea doesn't have a Twitter and thus isn't tuned into Kevvy's thirst posting.

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[Trig.Point]

Oh, and some of Penny's first tweets after the podcast were of him showing off his guns. Beyond parody...
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I imagine those rifles are worth quite a bit of money, I wonder what kind of financial state they'd have to get to before they'd start selling them off.

 

[Miss Misery]

Who or what is the elderly fatass on the left?

(I know you already asked @MissAnthropist, but it's inside the spoiler and the world needs to see this lunacy.)

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

Speaking of cria, they got a new one yesterday morning.

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In further Tranch news, Jen looks hilarious shooting a gun. Those knock knees, my god.

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Dunno who the gender blob is over on the left in the bottom pic. But we get a clearer shot of "Thea" who is the "cutie" [citation needed] who is currently visiting and who Kevvy is lusting over. Thea doesn't have a Twitter and thus isn't tuned into Kevvy's thirst posting.

Tweet | Archive

That's not one of their buildings and it's got grass. I think they're firing onto a neighbor's property.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Couple other details I probably should have included:

• Penny briefly mentioned the local HOA. Apparently they don't do much other than plow the roads. He simultaneously praised them for being hands-off but also criticized their existence. In Penny's ideal anarcho-communist society or whatever, some random guy in the community would buy a big snow plow, and community members would borrow it or take turns plowing the snow as needed.
  • How this is a better solution than having the HOA is anyone's guess. Seems like it would be unreliable to me. Penny clearly just balks at any kind of authority over his head, no matter how minor.
• Mental health & gun ownership was brought up at some point. Penny's big brain solution on what to do if one of your comrades seems depressed/suicidal is to ask them to surrender their guns to you for safe-keeping "until they feel a bit better". No word on what to do if they refuse...
  • Can you imagine how Penny would respond if someone asked him to surrender his guns after one of his unhinged doomer rants? Or what about Jen after one of his insane, violent fedposts?

Overall, Penny is not much different from his libertarian prepper neighbors. It was pretty funny to hear him rant (basically portraying them as greedy, selfish paranoid schizos with itchy trigger-fingers) when so much of his criticism sounded like projection. Penny has a holier-than-thou attitude because he thinks all societal problems can be magically fixed through community organizing & resource sharing, but the preppers are just too stupid or stubborn to realize it. Very utopic in his thinking.

I think it's pretty much confirmed that the field troons are all gone, likely because of internal drama or because they weren't contributing enough for Penny's liking. This means Penny has first-hand experience dealing with "comrades" who won't cooperate/contribute, but he still somehow believes his utopic, high-trust society is possible. The Tranchers have done nothing but antagonize their local community, and in the event of an apocalypse, people will be more paranoid & trigger-happy, not less. Anarchist brainrot, lol.

Oh, and some of Penny's first tweets after the podcast were of him showing off his guns. Beyond parody...
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>local HOA
Lol the people saying this area was just for rich LARPers were right.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Speaking of cria, they got a new one yesterday morning.

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In mid fucking July?! FFS Penny, CASTRATE YOUR FUCKING MALES since you won't/can't/are too fucking retarded to keep them seperated.

Male alpaca are called Machos, BTW. Freud would have a field day with this.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Speaking of cria, they got a new one yesterday morning.

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There's so much wasted hay in this picture. They're still not feeding the animals properly or pelletizing the feed to make more efficient use of it. So much of the feed they buy is getting trampled, pooped on, and spoiling because they're too shitty to get some hay feeders.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I imagine those rifles are worth quite a bit of money, I wonder what kind of financial state they'd have to get to before they'd start selling them off.

Incredibly desperate - While some of those rifles might have started nice, they've been troon handled for a couple years at this point, with regular firing, plus the troon 'customizations', and finding a buyer that'd deal with them. And at the end of the day, they wouldn't really pocket a meaningful amount of cash. Even if they had 10k worth of firearms and actually got that much for them, 10k for an ranch overstuffed with animals and people won't get very far on a good budget, and would make a fraction of that with the tranchers financial discipline.

Those guns are gonna go with their owners as they fuck off from financial dissolution well before they decide to sell them to fund the place.

 

[Temperance]

More gun stuff

Sooo badass! At least this will be good fodder for whoever makes the next parody video.

There's so much wasted hay in this picture. They're still not feeding the animals properly or pelletizing the feed to make more efficient use of it. So much of the feed they buy is getting trampled, pooped on, and spoiling because they're too shitty to get some hay feeders.

I'm still amazed at how long they've refused to get a basic hay feeder. And yeah, they actually bought a pellet-maker awhile ago, but it doesn't look like they've ever used it. They're incredibly lazy.

Here they are, just dumping the hay out in the middle of their wasteland:

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I like the juxtaposition of these two:

The Tranch wasteland where miserable-looking animals barely eke out a life
VS
The beautiful landscape just on the other side of the fence


"Put me out of my misery...."

 

[CIS White Droid]

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Sooo badass! At least this will be good fodder for whoever makes the next parody video.

Oh lord this is painful to watch. I love how Phil blames his glasses on the fact that he can't hit shit at anything over a few yards. Note how in the pistol video we can't see the target but based on the sound it's just out of frame, only about 5 - 10 feet away. I've said it before but I'll say it again; these mongoloids better pray they never go up against a competent force because they will get their shit pushed in. That being said I'm fairly confident that a couple retards with next to no training could wipe out the tranch no problem.

 

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Sooo badass! At least this will be good fodder for whoever makes the next parody video.



I'm still amazed at how long they've refused to get a basic hay feeder. And yeah, they actually bought a pellet-maker awhile ago, but it doesn't look like they've ever used it. They're incredibly lazy.

Here they are, just dumping the hay out in the middle of their wasteland:
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I like the juxtaposition of these two:
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The Tranch wasteland where miserable-looking animals barely eke out a life
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The beautiful landscape just on the other side of the fence

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"Put me out of my misery...."

See, this baffles me about Penis's comment on people obsessing over guns. Ignoring his non-sequitur "don't baptize guns because God isn't real" comment. I have seen literal, dedicated gun Twitter accounts which posts less footage of guns than the tranch firing at a pile of turds while screeching at each other to tactically roll in dirt.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

See, this baffles me about Penis's comment on people obsessing over guns. Ignoring his non-sequitur "don't baptize guns because God isn't real" comment. I have seen literal, dedicated gun Twitter accounts which posts less footage of guns than the tranch firing at a pile of turds while screeching at each other to tactically roll in dirt.

Speaking of which. Now I am but a simple country chicken and it's been many decades since I was in the military, but shouldn't they actually be spending more time down on the ground? If they're practicing to engage Earl and His Minions, it seems that standing upright in the middle of flat featureless desert makes them stupidly easy targets.

Do they think that because they're wearing plate they can just stand there with impunity and Earl's bullets will just bounce off like they were nerf darts? If they were serious about surviving a fire fight with Earl, they should be practicing their lowcrawling skills. Never mind that their (incredibly pathetic) marksmanship would be greatly improved were they in a prone position.

Yes, I know I'm sperging over nothing because this is all just a bullshit larp, but still. They even manage to fuck it up at that level. How troon is that -- even as a larp, it's barely a 2/10.