Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 197 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 792 56.9%

  • Total voters
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Jack's not a faggot: he's a thin-skinned little bitch. Big difference.
He's still a faggot AND a thin-skinned little bitch. Last time I checked those things weren't mutually exclusive.

I love the increasing realization by IP owners that Jack's attempts to associate himself with their products is harming them.
Nobody in their right mind would want this asshole to be linked to their name. One good thing is that legit companies might start coming after him if he claims they sent him these items when in reality they didn't.
 
Jack released a sneak preview for an upcoming Fat on the Go at Subway!

Will he pretend to be KETO? Will the food be "gud?" Will he forget what he ordered and need Mommywife to remind him? Will he order all twelve of the "new and irresistible subs?" I just can't contain my complete and utter indifference!

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An unrelated aside: What happened to Jack's YouTube channel icons? It could just be a fluke on my end, but they're both showing as gray voids.

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This pathetic excuse of a man sits at a table and has his Mommywife order for him because he can’t stand or hold his balance for longer than 3 seconds. Weak ass shit.
 
Jack's not a faggot: he's a thin-skinned little bitch. Big difference.
Precisely. Jack isn't enough of a man to accept himself as he is and does a whole performance of hating people who aren't living in denial, unlike him. If more guys who like guys but pretend not to simply accepted themselves, we would live in a better World. Jack can hate them as much as he wants, but a guy living in a happy relationship with his husband and living a productive life not only is a bigger man than Jack will ever be, but they're also living their own lives instead of pretending to be something they aren't. If anything, Jagoff is a coward!

Nobody in their right mind would want this asshole to be linked to their name. One good thing is that legit companies might start coming after him if he claims they sent him these items when in reality they didn't.
Yes, precisely. The only guys who approach Jack for commercial partnerships are either nobodies who are desperately looking to get their names out or drop shipping scammers. On his Tech Time channel he got approached by a guy who couldn't even pretend to run a legit business and had a wildly different channel than advertised on their image. Either way, considering how some viscerally hated assholes still get business for being relevant in some way, it only comes to show that Jagoff's incompetence is the only thing about him that might be bigger than that gunt of his!

Jack released a sneak preview for an upcoming Fat on the Go at Subway!

Will he pretend to be KETO? Will the food be "gud?" Will he forget what he ordered and need Mommywife to remind him? Will he order all twelve of the "new and irresistible subs?" I just can't contain my complete and utter indifference!

An unrelated aside: What happened to Jack's YouTube channel icons? It could just be a fluke on my end, but they're both showing as gray voids.

Same on my end, it's safe to say he got copystriked again. Speaking of his channel, isn't it hilarious that he both wildly fails to deliver what he promises on the intro and still does meet the criteria he set? He does teach easy recipes, but they're awful, twisted versions of edible ones. He does teach "lazy man" cooking, which is so lazy it can barely be considered cooking. And he does grade the places he rates by being "brutally honest" and telling which things he liked and which ones he didn't, but his criteria for fucking everything is so fucking idiotic you can't trust him unless you're a glutton looking to eat yourself to death on a shitty strip mall joint. In fact, his reviews are only good enough for one person: Jagoff himself. His special needs fan probably has someone looking after him who knows enough not to let him eat like Jack does, meaning that even his few sincere fans won't make use of what this guy has to offer!
 
Jack released a sneak preview for an upcoming Fat on the Go at Subway!

Will he pretend to be KETO? Will the food be "gud?" Will he forget what he ordered and need Mommywife to remind him? Will he order all twelve of the "new and irresistible subs?" I just can't contain my complete and utter indifference!

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An unrelated aside: What happened to Jack's YouTube channel icons? It could just be a fluke on my end, but they're both showing as gray voids.

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He had changed them to his soy faces after the C&D, but the are blank now for me too. He probably realized (or someone told him) that it looked especially retarded. I look forward to seeing what new image he uses.
 
Jack released a sneak preview for an upcoming Fat on the Go at Subway!

Will he pretend to be KETO? Will the food be "gud?" Will he forget what he ordered and need Mommywife to remind him? Will he order all twelve of the "new and irresistible subs?" I just can't contain my complete and utter indifference!

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An unrelated aside: What happened to Jack's YouTube channel icons? It could just be a fluke on my end, but they're both showing as gray voids.

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Does Jack think the food will actually be different? Its a new menu, built outta the same old slop. Its gonna be the same ingredients, the same processed factory meats, the same pollock with mayo masquerading as seafood with 'crab', just the usual crap. the ratios probably just got tuned more towards profit with the impending economic concern, and they're refocusing on the big profit items that they're confident will keep selling.

I remember me and my friends would get excited about new fast food menus. When we were 16, in high school, talking about the Double Down. I can't imagine being Jacks age and still thinking this is a notable event to be excited over.
 
Same on my end, it's safe to say he got copystriked again.
We get alerted in the Discord when he deletes a video and nothing has been deleted today. So I doubt it’s a copyright strike situation. There are other kinds of strikes you can get on a channel though, like a community guidelines strike and it may be something along those lines.


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Some of his like ratios seemed overly inflated to me since May. It’s possible he was buying likes and got caught. 🤔

Wishful thinking, but maybe it’s as simple as he was in the middle of replacing the channel icon when Tammy yelled that she was going to Subway - he was in the middle of deleting the old icons and forgot to upload the new ones BECAUSE PRECIOUS MEAT.

Idk, it’ll be interesting to see what he replaces the soy faces with.
 
Subway is the blandest most shit tier fast food restaurant ever. Everything has that gross subway taste and smell to it. Except the meatball sub. It's okay.
Everyone in Canada and the US know exactly what to expect so I don't know who this video is for.
 
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Does Jack think the food will actually be different? Its a new menu, built outta the same old slop. Its gonna be the same ingredients, the same processed factory meats, the same pollock with mayo masquerading as seafood with 'crab', just the usual crap. the ratios probably just got tuned more towards profit with the impending economic concern, and they're refocusing on the big profit items that they're confident will keep selling.
Subway's been struggling for a while now. They have no coherent marketing strategy and their brand has been thoroughly tarnished by a series of scandals and their balance sheet is suffering because of poor business decisions, so they're throwing stuff at the wall in the desperate hope something will stick.
 
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To add to that point, Subway saw market hypersaturation because they were the cheapest franchise to open, I think it was like $25k. They're seeing a market retraction, more stores are closing than opening. I don't think they're actually struggling, it's just that the brand won't see the same kind of growth again.
 
To add to that point, Subway saw market hypersaturation because they were the cheapest franchise to open, I think it was like $25k. They're seeing a market retraction, more stores are closing than opening. I don't think they're actually struggling, it's just that the brand won't see the same kind of growth again.
Subway is also being sued by its franchisees, which is a bad sign for Subway's future. Subway is on the same trajectory Quiznos was prior to its 2007 bankruptcy.
 
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I was curious how big of a flop Julia in June was for his numbers.

2020 in June Cooking with Jack had 911,000 video views
2021 in June Jack saw a huge drop compared to the previous year with 491,000 views for the month.
2022 saw Jack drop all the way down to 335,000 views for the month. He's fortunate one of the videos got play on a cringe channel.

Roughly 40,000 views for the month were the new Julia Child videos. 20,000 of those just the one Chicken video.
The other new videos for the month got around 16,000 views.
So for the month new content got in the neighborhood of 56,000 views. Old content approximately 279,000.

It would be interesting to see his audience retention numbers.
 
Jack released a sneak preview for an upcoming Fat on the Go at Subway!

Will he pretend to be KETO? Will the food be "gud?" Will he forget what he ordered and need Mommywife to remind him? Will he order all twelve of the "new and irresistible subs?" I just can't contain my complete and utter indifference!

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An unrelated aside: What happened to Jack's YouTube channel icons? It could just be a fluke on my end, but they're both showing as gray voids.

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This faggot really thinks he is on the cutting edge of restaurant food news. Like he's some kind of food influencer getting to try it before the general public. The new menu has been advertised for the last week at my local Walmart Subway, as I'm sure it has everywhere else around the country. You're not that kind of special.
 
I wonder at what point he just quits and lives out the rest of his days yelling into the void on facebook? If his ego will even allow that.
I don't think he'd stop even if his ego demanded he do so at a certain point. He's a crippled man, with no real hobbies, friends, or life outside of his cooking. He'd be genuinely bored to tears. I think he enjoys the act of creating, even if we'd consider it a gross desecration. Its one of those innate human things, we like to create. Kids doodle, teens build computers and fursuits, consoomers build pop and vinyl collections, and people like Jack just post whatever they do, however bad it may be.

While I do think his ego is why he tries to present himself as some big successful e-celeb, its not what drives him to create. His ego instead explains his efforts to try to sell merch, or secure sponsorships, etc.
 
Subway's been struggling for a while now. They have no coherent marketing strategy and their brand has been thoroughly tarnished by a series of scandals and their balance sheet is suffering because of poor business decisions, so they're throwing stuff at the wall in the desperate hope something will stick.
Jack joined a pedophile-hosting church so why not patronize a fast food place whose most famous spokesman is serving 20 years for pedophilia?

Subway is also being sued by its franchisees, which is a bad sign for Subway's future. Subway is on the same trajectory Quiznos was prior to its 2007 bankruptcy.
If anyone misses Quiznos they're actually doing...okay...in Canada. They started selling beer at their locations as a sign of desperation, but they still exist as a better quality alternative to Subway in a country that doesn't have Firehouse or all those other funny US sub chains we don't have that you all keep talking about.
 
I don't think he'd stop even if his ego demanded he do so at a certain point. He's a crippled man, with no real hobbies, friends, or life outside of his cooking. He'd be genuinely bored to tears. I think he enjoys the act of creating, even if we'd consider it a gross desecration. Its one of those innate human things, we like to create. Kids doodle, teens build computers and fursuits, consoomers build pop and vinyl collections, and people like Jack just post whatever they do, however bad it may be.

While I do think his ego is why he tries to present himself as some big successful e-celeb, its not what drives him to create. His ego instead explains his efforts to try to sell merch, or secure sponsorships, etc.
Arguably his biggest mistake was turning down that offer he was presented with at West Texan Investors Club episode. If only he had taken that offer, god knows how big he would have made it for real. He would by now have REAL merchandize, a REAL show and a big budget backed by his investor, and he would still be doing what he loves: cooking. But considering he got the really bad stroke not long after that, which could have destroyed his potential career anyway, because he did not bother to exercise his deadweight arm, but that is pure speculation at this point.

That would have been what his ego wants, but yet he still said no, and remains to this day, a shitty YouTube chef who is laughed at in all corners of the Internet.
 
Arguably his biggest mistake was turning down that offer he was presented with at West Texan Investors Club episode. If only he had taken that offer, god knows how big he would have made it for real. He would by now have REAL merchandize, a REAL show and a big budget backed by his investor, and he would still be doing what he loves: cooking. But considering he got the really bad stroke not long after that, which could have destroyed his potential career anyway, because he did not bother to exercise his deadweight arm, but that is pure speculation at this point.

That would have been what his ego wants, but yet he still said no, and remains to this day, a shitty YouTube chef who is laughed at in all corners of the Internet.
I still can't believe they actually made Jack an offer and he refused it. He could have swindled Rooster so fucking hard if he accepted it and passed the buck of a dying channel to him.
 
I still can't believe they actually made Jack an offer and he refused it. He could have swindled Rooster so fucking hard if he accepted it and passed the buck of a dying channel to him.
It really is mind boggling that he got the offer he was there for, and then he just tosses it aside. Back then his channel still pulled some views so his channel had some value. Now? It's ruined goods. If he would do it again now he wouldn't get a dime for it.
 
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