Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 197 14.1%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 793 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,393
Who do you guys think looks worse, Jack or Boogie? Both are rough. I'm genuinely curious what you all think on the comparison since boogies face is beginning to show loss in function on 1 side and he drags his leg like a pimp.
Boogie is just full-on obnoxious rather than Jack who's just annoyingly funny.
 
Boogie is just full-on obnoxious rather than Jack who's just annoyingly funny.
Today is the first day I’ve compared the two and you’re right. Boogie is far worse than Jack. Jack sucks. But at least he has his own warped moral code that he does seem to follow. He’s consistent.

Boogie is the gluttony of Jacked combined with self serving sexual hedonism. Plus he’s a mid-wit that fancies himself a bastion of intelligent advice but does stupid shit like wrecklessly firing a gun into his neighborhood.

Jack is a dumb fatass know it all with a dead arm who’s only hurting himself.Boogie is a dumb fat ass who’s stupidy isn’t out of the range of killing someone.
 
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Jack released a sneak preview for an upcoming Fat on the Go at Subway!

Will he pretend to be KETO? Will the food be "gud?" Will he forget what he ordered and need Mommywife to remind him? Will he order all twelve of the "new and irresistible subs?" I just can't contain my complete and utter indifference!



An unrelated aside: What happened to Jack's YouTube channel icons? It could just be a fluke on my end, but they're both showing as gray voids.

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Jack released a sneak preview for an upcoming Fat on the Go at Subway!

Will he pretend to be KETO? Will the food be "gud?" Will he forget what he ordered and need Mommywife to remind him? Will he order all twelve of the "new and irresistible subs?" I just can't contain my complete and utter indifference!

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An unrelated aside: What happened to Jack's YouTube channel icons? It could just be a fluke on my end, but they're both showing as gray voids.

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It’s showing the same way on my end.
 
Jack released a sneak preview for an upcoming Fat on the Go at Subway!

Will he pretend to be KETO? Will the food be "gud?" Will he forget what he ordered and need Mommywife to remind him? Will he order all twelve of the "new and irresistible subs?" I just can't contain my complete and utter indifference!

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An unrelated aside: What happened to Jack's YouTube channel icons? It could just be a fluke on my end, but they're both showing as gray voids.

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Same here. Likely due to the Bitmoji DMCA...which we still haven't confirmed but...what else could it be?
 
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