Why u no breed?

[Mayor Adam West]

Don't worry Abe, I'm working on it. Used pussy here I cuuuuuuuuuum!!!

 

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@Android raptor why u no breed

 

[Matt Damon]

Having kids strikes me as signing up for a lifetime of hassle for no reward. I'm not willing to risk making my life, a woman's life, and a newly created child's life miserable based on "bro trust me it's actually great bro".

I can think of few things more unconscionable, in fact.

 

[OrionBalls]

I'm not maternal, and I know it. Also, my genetics are pretty shitty. Why would I inflict a continuation of my DNA on this planet?

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

You'll be proud of me sensei, I'm already working on brewing up my second tiny racist transphobe! <3

 

[Dude Snakes]

@Android raptor why u no breed

No that is a good thing, his takes are shit, he would be a terrible father.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Come on you faggots, my kids need somebody to push down on the playground and your sunken-chested, pasty progeny would fit the bill perfectly.

 

[tehpope]

Probably would if I could. Don't have anyone to breed with.

No that is a good thing, his takes are shit, he would be a terrible father.

Too bad Android Raptor is a girl.

 

[Willie B. Hardigan]

My sperm are immune to chlorine and bleach. I have cummed into thousands of public pools all across the United States and even some European. If I keep this up then my DNA will make up 0.8 percent of the human genome by 2077.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I mean if we're being honest, it's because I had testicular cancer.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

I’m destroying vile comments! For honor!
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you have to plug your sword into port b

 

[FeatherPlucker]

I can hardly keep up feeding the Sasquatch I already have. Size 13.5 feet and he's not even old enough to drive yet. Jesus.

 

[updoot farmer]

o7 abeghost, gonna fuck the missus some more in your honor.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

“Lol just procreate children who will have to bear the burden of dealing with all the bullshit society is leaving them goy.”
No.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Women are unlikable cunts burdened with debt

 

[Sarvon]

Too bad Android Raptor is a girl.

Allegedly

 

[Osmosis Jones]

>the world is way too mean to have kids in it
>current year is so bad
>(le)terally the end of the world

Yeah I used to think the same thing until I realised what a fucking cop-out that is. It's been the end of the world for thousands of years. Humanity has been shit for thousands of years. Everyone has treated everyone else like shit since the dawn of man. The true reason you won't have kids is fear and fear alone. If you're too scared to procreate, the NWO/WEF/Bugmen/Jews/5G aliens have won.

 

[RandallBoggs]

I can't waste money on kids I got gacha waifus to unlock

 

[Ruin]

Cause I'm an incel.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

Have sex, for it is sung in Morbius