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Near the end of June Ralph began stating that he would be moving and leaving from Richmond, Va. After the initial statement he's continued to become more unhinged and hostile to the point of threatening to lose his own son in order to protect his new address.
From this we also know he has certainly left Virginia.
A few fast things to consider:
1) His suspended sentence still has about 6 months left on it and would legally be obligated to update his address with the VA courts.
2) If you are the subject of a DVRO you are legally obligated to update your address.
3) You are legally obligated to update your primary residence on your license within 30 days of moving.
4) In all of these incidences you are not allowed to use a PO Box or forwarding address. It must be your actual residence.
5) His lawyer in CA promised the family courts that he would turn over his financials the last week of June. He did not. His lawyer has now mysteriously gone on vacation until July 18th.
Later, during his escapades with Baked Alaska over July 4th weekend, he made several bizarre overtures about possibly looking at new locations and being Fedexed a package relating to his move. Originally people assumed that he was going to be living in the Tampa area. After him supposedly catching an early flight on July 8th he began tweeting from he central time zone claiming he was in his new place.
Edit: Before we get into all this, a lot of people are jumping up and down pointing to addresses connected to Ralph thinking they found him when all they found are his previous addresses. I am posting a list of previous known addresses we know he no longer lives at here:
After doing some digging I came to a few interesting pieces of information regarding he and his family.
This led me to looking into Howard Ralph. For those of you who are unfamiliar with Howard, he is the uncle that transferred the swamp land to Ralph as well as gave him PawPaw's Crackerjack ring. Howard has a history with some decently successful investments and owns several properties.

Finally you'll notice that in previous properties Howard has owned, they have been part of a trust:
My current theory is that Ralph is now living in a property owned by his Uncle Howard or a trust owned by Howard for a few reasons:
1) To avoid having his name on a property and thus avoid detection.
2) To hide from the courts and police, etc.
3) Pay cash under the table in order to protect his finances. Due to potential future legal obligations.
These all exists between West Memphis and Nashville.
As the Gunt Hunt continues I will keep this OP up to date as best I can. As locations are permanently ruled out I'll hide then under spoiler tags as eliminated and add new possible locations..
Current map of the US broken down by likelihood the new Pig Sty is in that state.

BIG OL'UPDATE:
It appears through the course of discussion, interest has fallen upon Ralph's other hobbit friend Michael Sisco. Wouldn't you know it, Sisco wasn't always an aspiring failed Congressional candidate, he was also a realtor! Imagine the luck coincidence! Mr. Sisco has access to and attempts to sell cheap as properties in the south Baltimore suburbs.

First up I am listing all of Sisco's known address's in the last 20ish years which is a wild list in and of itself:
Next up is a list of addresses Sisco has listed in the past:
These properties seem to all be listed between 2019 and 2020. While most likely these specific properties are not the likely locations, they do serve as a guide to the possible area which Ralph might exist in.
Here is a map of primary areas Michael is/was active in with real estate as well as personal residences:

Areas are marked in red. I also highlighted the BWI airport in blue for context.
I think the Baltimore area just became much more likely.
From this we also know he has certainly left Virginia.
A few fast things to consider:
1) His suspended sentence still has about 6 months left on it and would legally be obligated to update his address with the VA courts.
2) If you are the subject of a DVRO you are legally obligated to update your address.
3) You are legally obligated to update your primary residence on your license within 30 days of moving.
4) In all of these incidences you are not allowed to use a PO Box or forwarding address. It must be your actual residence.
5) His lawyer in CA promised the family courts that he would turn over his financials the last week of June. He did not. His lawyer has now mysteriously gone on vacation until July 18th.
Later, during his escapades with Baked Alaska over July 4th weekend, he made several bizarre overtures about possibly looking at new locations and being Fedexed a package relating to his move. Originally people assumed that he was going to be living in the Tampa area. After him supposedly catching an early flight on July 8th he began tweeting from he central time zone claiming he was in his new place.
Edit: Before we get into all this, a lot of people are jumping up and down pointing to addresses connected to Ralph thinking they found him when all they found are his previous addresses. I am posting a list of previous known addresses we know he no longer lives at here:
202 E 37th St, Richmond, VA 23224-1826
Dates Seen At Address Jan 24, 2021 - July 1, 2022
532 Lois Marie Cv, West Memphis, AR 72301-4108
Dates Seen At Address May 1, 2001 - Nov 12, 2018
179 Lemon Creek Dr, Lyman, SC 29365-9301
Dates Seen At Address Dec 30, 2004 - Jul 13, 2018
700 Everett St Apt 2017, Richmond, VA 23224-4294
1509 Bangle Dr, Richmond, VA 23224-6503
19 E 37th St, Richmond, VA 23224-1305
131 Huxley St, Spartanburg, SC 29303-2607
Dates Seen At Address Jan 24, 2021 - July 1, 2022
532 Lois Marie Cv, West Memphis, AR 72301-4108
Dates Seen At Address May 1, 2001 - Nov 12, 2018
179 Lemon Creek Dr, Lyman, SC 29365-9301
Dates Seen At Address Dec 30, 2004 - Jul 13, 2018
700 Everett St Apt 2017, Richmond, VA 23224-4294
1509 Bangle Dr, Richmond, VA 23224-6503
19 E 37th St, Richmond, VA 23224-1305
131 Huxley St, Spartanburg, SC 29303-2607
After doing some digging I came to a few interesting pieces of information regarding he and his family.
As many people know, Ralph came into ownership of 532 Lois Marie Cv, West Memphis, AR with his brother Evan. Evan was legally warded to Ralph's care at the end of December 2021. What many people don't know is that the empty plots of land that sit on 530 Lois Marie and 526 Lois Marie were owned by Howard and Clyde Ralph. Currently it appears they are owned by Howard. 528 Lois Marie is currently a rental property under "MARY HOLLEMAN RENTALS, LLC".









This led me to looking into Howard Ralph. For those of you who are unfamiliar with Howard, he is the uncle that transferred the swamp land to Ralph as well as gave him PawPaw's Crackerjack ring. Howard has a history with some decently successful investments and owns several properties.

Finally you'll notice that in previous properties Howard has owned, they have been part of a trust:
My current theory is that Ralph is now living in a property owned by his Uncle Howard or a trust owned by Howard for a few reasons:
1) To avoid having his name on a property and thus avoid detection.
2) To hide from the courts and police, etc.
3) Pay cash under the table in order to protect his finances. Due to potential future legal obligations.
These all exists between West Memphis and Nashville.
As the Gunt Hunt continues I will keep this OP up to date as best I can. As locations are permanently ruled out I'll hide then under spoiler tags as eliminated and add new possible locations..
Current map of the US broken down by likelihood the new Pig Sty is in that state.

BIG OL'UPDATE:
It appears through the course of discussion, interest has fallen upon Ralph's other hobbit friend Michael Sisco. Wouldn't you know it, Sisco wasn't always an aspiring failed Congressional candidate, he was also a realtor! Imagine the luck coincidence! Mr. Sisco has access to and attempts to sell cheap as properties in the south Baltimore suburbs.

First up I am listing all of Sisco's known address's in the last 20ish years which is a wild list in and of itself:
905 Broadview Blvd N,
Glen Burnie, MD 21061-1907
PO Box 490,
Dagsboro, DE 19939-0490
22124 Territorial Rd,
Davenport, IA 52807-9703
PO Box 686,
Bettendorf, IA 52722-0012
3210 Serenity Cir
Apt 8,
Lincoln, NE 68516-1686
5227 4th St,
Brooklyn, MD 21225-3103
823 S Bundy Dr
Apt 112,
Los Angeles, CA 90049-7512
9601 SW 142nd Ave
Apt 516,
Miami, FL 33186-6861
512 N Valrico Rd,
Valrico, FL 33594-3121
2909 Sycamore Ct
Apt 201,
Tampa, FL 33613-3827
1315 Gulf Stream Cir
Apt 101,
Brandon, FL 33511-2827
130 S Marsham St
Apt B,
Romney, WV 26757-1728
6044 Bayberry Dr,
Keyser, WV 26726-5012
917 Victory Ave,
Brooklyn, MD 21225-3053
13658 Artesa Bell Dr,
Riverview, FL 33579-2396
318 Arundel Rd W,
Brooklyn, MD 21225-2625
8138 Harold Ct
Apt 1D,
Glen Burnie, MD 21061-5377
PO Box 397,
Jessup, MD 20794-0397
Glen Burnie, MD 21061-1907
Dates Seen At Address
Feb 1, 2005 - Sep 30, 2021
PO Box 490,
Dagsboro, DE 19939-0490
Dates Seen At Address
Sep 1, 2019 - Mar 3, 2021
22124 Territorial Rd,
Davenport, IA 52807-9703
Dates Seen At Address
Jun 1, 2005 - Feb 27, 2021
PO Box 686,
Bettendorf, IA 52722-0012
Dates Seen At Address
Dec 10, 2019 - Jun 2, 2020
3210 Serenity Cir
Apt 8,
Lincoln, NE 68516-1686
Dates Seen At Address
Sep 11, 2009 - Mar 16, 2020
5227 4th St,
Brooklyn, MD 21225-3103
Dates Seen At Address
Feb 10, 2015 - Oct 16, 2019
823 S Bundy Dr
Apt 112,
Los Angeles, CA 90049-7512
Dates Seen At Address
Jun 1, 2005 - Sep 1, 2019
9601 SW 142nd Ave
Apt 516,
Miami, FL 33186-6861
Dates Seen At Address
Mar 1, 2016 - Feb 27, 2018
512 N Valrico Rd,
Valrico, FL 33594-3121
Dates Seen At Address
Jun 23, 2011 - Jul 5, 2014
2909 Sycamore Ct
Apt 201,
Tampa, FL 33613-3827
Dates Seen At Address
Sep 12, 2013 - May 9, 2014
1315 Gulf Stream Cir
Apt 101,
Brandon, FL 33511-2827
Dates Seen At Address
Mar 31, 2012 - Jul 21, 2013
130 S Marsham St
Apt B,
Romney, WV 26757-1728
6044 Bayberry Dr,
Keyser, WV 26726-5012
917 Victory Ave,
Brooklyn, MD 21225-3053
13658 Artesa Bell Dr,
Riverview, FL 33579-2396
318 Arundel Rd W,
Brooklyn, MD 21225-2625
8138 Harold Ct
Apt 1D,
Glen Burnie, MD 21061-5377
PO Box 397,
Jessup, MD 20794-0397
Next up is a list of addresses Sisco has listed in the past:
1301B SPRING ST BALTIMORE, MD 21213 | 1001 Long Manor Drive Middle River, MD 21220 | 903 Reece Road, Severn, MD 21144 | 10366 College Square, Columbia, MD 21044 |
2343 Mcelderry Street Baltimore, MD 21205 | 124 Collier Road, Grasonville, MD 21638 | 104 Hollins Ferry Road S, Glen Burnie, MD 21061 | 226 Osborne Avenue, Baltimore, MD 21228 |
1301 Spring Street Baltimore, MD 21213 | 1087 Mary Circle, Huntingtown, MD 20639 | 2300 Lawnwood Circle, Gwynn Oak, MD 21207 | 140 Shellcove Road, Pasadena, MD 21122 |
140 Shellcove Road Pasadena, MD 21122 | 8677 Ridge Road, Ellicott City, MD 21043 | 813 Creekside Village Boulevard Glen Burnie , MD 21060 | 1174 Reece Road, Severn, MD 21144 |
505 Laurens Street Baltimore, MD 21217 | 23 Rosedale Avenue, Glen Burnie, MD 21061 | 1010 Nabbs Creek Road Glen Burnie , MD 21060 | 26 Castle Street S, Baltimore, MD 21231 |
317 HANCE AVE LINTHICUM , MD 21090 | 7079 Ridge Road, Hanover, MD 21076 | 829 Creekside Village Boulevard Glen Burnie, MD 21060 | 5222 Hayledge Court Columbia, MD 21045 |
412 Maple Road, Linthicum Heights, MD 21090 | 1038 Tennant Harbour, Pasadena, MD 21122 | 1308 ENSOR ST BALTIMORE , MD 21202 | 230 Eutaw St Baltimore, MD 21201 |
1623 Milton Avenue N, Baltimore, MD 21213 | 79 Crimson Avenue, Taneytown, MD 21787 | 5588 April Journey, Columbia, MD 21044 | 1301 Montford Avenue, Baltimore, MD 21213 |
3171 Huntsman Drive Huntingtown , MD 20639 | 3239 Sonia Trail UNIT 76 Ellicott City , MD 21043 | 7439 School Avenue, Dundalk, MD 21222 | 317 Orchard Road, Glen Burnie, MD 21061 |
2403 Sandymount Road, Finksburg, MD 21048 | 4100 Greenway Baltimore, MD 21218 | 10702 Green Mountain Circle UNIT 17-5, Columbia, MD 21044 | 103 Three Coin Way UNIT 203, Glen Burnie, MD 21060 |
505 Laurens Street, Baltimore, MD 21217 | 1171 Delmont Road Severn, MD 21144 | 5109 N Charles Street Baltimore, MD 21210 | 304 Worthington Road Baltimore, MD 21286 |
1647 Milton Avenue, Baltimore, MD 21213 | 1838 Encore Terrace, Severn, MD 21144 | 829 Linwood Avenue, Baltimore, MD 21205 | 132 Linwood Avenue, Baltimore, MD 21224 |
4715 Mussetter Road, Ijamsville, MD 21754 | 433 Kosoak Road, Baltimore, MD 21220 | 326 White Oak Way Glen Burnie, MD 21061 | 505 Laurens Street Baltimore, MD 21217 |
These properties seem to all be listed between 2019 and 2020. While most likely these specific properties are not the likely locations, they do serve as a guide to the possible area which Ralph might exist in.
Here is a map of primary areas Michael is/was active in with real estate as well as personal residences:

Areas are marked in red. I also highlighted the BWI airport in blue for context.
I think the Baltimore area just became much more likely.
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