The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt - Ethan Ralph is on the run like a greased pig telling everyone they will never find him. Inevitably, they will. Post clues and speculation here.

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Near the end of June Ralph began stating that he would be moving and leaving from Richmond, Va. After the initial statement he's continued to become more unhinged and hostile to the point of threatening to lose his own son in order to protect his new address.

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From this we also know he has certainly left Virginia.

A few fast things to consider:

1) His suspended sentence still has about 6 months left on it and would legally be obligated to update his address with the VA courts.
2) If you are the subject of a DVRO you are legally obligated to update your address.
3) You are legally obligated to update your primary residence on your license within 30 days of moving.
4) In all of these incidences you are not allowed to use a PO Box or forwarding address. It must be your actual residence.

5) His lawyer in CA promised the family courts that he would turn over his financials the last week of June. He did not. His lawyer has now mysteriously gone on vacation until July 18th.

Later, during his escapades with Baked Alaska over July 4th weekend, he made several bizarre overtures about possibly looking at new locations and being Fedexed a package relating to his move. Originally people assumed that he was going to be living in the Tampa area. After him supposedly catching an early flight on July 8th he began tweeting from he central time zone claiming he was in his new place.

Edit: Before we get into all this, a lot of people are jumping up and down pointing to addresses connected to Ralph thinking they found him when all they found are his previous addresses. I am posting a list of previous known addresses we know he no longer lives at here:

202 E 37th St, Richmond, VA 23224-1826
Dates Seen At Address Jan 24, 2021 - July 1, 2022

532 Lois Marie Cv, West Memphis, AR 72301-4108
Dates Seen At Address May 1, 2001 - Nov 12, 2018

179 Lemon Creek Dr, Lyman, SC 29365-9301
Dates Seen At Address Dec 30, 2004 - Jul 13, 2018

700 Everett St Apt 2017, Richmond, VA 23224-4294

1509 Bangle Dr, Richmond, VA 23224-6503

19 E 37th St, Richmond, VA 23224-1305

131 Huxley St, Spartanburg, SC 29303-2607


After doing some digging I came to a few interesting pieces of information regarding he and his family.

As many people know, Ralph came into ownership of 532 Lois Marie Cv, West Memphis, AR with his brother Evan. Evan was legally warded to Ralph's care at the end of December 2021. What many people don't know is that the empty plots of land that sit on 530 Lois Marie and 526 Lois Marie were owned by Howard and Clyde Ralph. Currently it appears they are owned by Howard. 528 Lois Marie is currently a rental property under "MARY HOLLEMAN RENTALS, LLC".

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This led me to looking into Howard Ralph. For those of you who are unfamiliar with Howard, he is the uncle that transferred the swamp land to Ralph as well as gave him PawPaw's Crackerjack ring. Howard has a history with some decently successful investments and owns several properties.

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Parking and East facing side of house / West side of house

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Aerial view

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This second house was previously owned by Clyde Ralph, Ethan's PawPaw.

Finally you'll notice that in previous properties Howard has owned, they have been part of a trust:

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My current theory is that Ralph is now living in a property owned by his Uncle Howard or a trust owned by Howard for a few reasons:

1) To avoid having his name on a property and thus avoid detection.
2) To hide from the courts and police, etc.
3) Pay cash under the table in order to protect his finances. Due to potential future legal obligations.

These all exists between West Memphis and Nashville.

As the Gunt Hunt continues I will keep this OP up to date as best I can. As locations are permanently ruled out I'll hide then under spoiler tags as eliminated and add new possible locations..

Current map of the US broken down by likelihood the new Pig Sty is in that state.

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BIG OL'UPDATE:

It appears through the course of discussion, interest has fallen upon Ralph's other hobbit friend Michael Sisco. Wouldn't you know it, Sisco wasn't always an aspiring failed Congressional candidate, he was also a realtor! Imagine the luck coincidence! Mr. Sisco has access to and attempts to sell cheap as properties in the south Baltimore suburbs.

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First up I am listing all of Sisco's known address's in the last 20ish years which is a wild list in and of itself:

905 Broadview Blvd N,
Glen Burnie, MD 21061-1907
Dates Seen At Address​
Feb 1, 2005 - Sep 30, 2021​

PO Box 490,
Dagsboro, DE 19939-0490
Dates Seen At Address​
Sep 1, 2019 - Mar 3, 2021​

22124 Territorial Rd,
Davenport, IA 52807-9703
Dates Seen At Address​
Jun 1, 2005 - Feb 27, 2021​

PO Box 686,
Bettendorf, IA 52722-0012
Dates Seen At Address​
Dec 10, 2019 - Jun 2, 2020​

3210 Serenity Cir
Apt 8,
Lincoln, NE 68516-1686
Dates Seen At Address​
Sep 11, 2009 - Mar 16, 2020​

5227 4th St,
Brooklyn, MD 21225-3103
Dates Seen At Address​
Feb 10, 2015 - Oct 16, 2019​

823 S Bundy Dr
Apt 112,
Los Angeles, CA 90049-7512
Dates Seen At Address​
Jun 1, 2005 - Sep 1, 2019​

9601 SW 142nd Ave
Apt 516,
Miami, FL 33186-6861
Dates Seen At Address​
Mar 1, 2016 - Feb 27, 2018​

512 N Valrico Rd,
Valrico, FL 33594-3121
Dates Seen At Address​
Jun 23, 2011 - Jul 5, 2014​

2909 Sycamore Ct
Apt 201,
Tampa, FL 33613-3827
Dates Seen At Address​
Sep 12, 2013 - May 9, 2014​

1315 Gulf Stream Cir
Apt 101,
Brandon, FL 33511-2827
Dates Seen At Address​
Mar 31, 2012 - Jul 21, 2013​

130 S Marsham St
Apt B,
Romney, WV 26757-1728

6044 Bayberry Dr,
Keyser, WV 26726-5012

917 Victory Ave,
Brooklyn, MD 21225-3053

13658 Artesa Bell Dr,
Riverview, FL 33579-2396

318 Arundel Rd W,
Brooklyn, MD 21225-2625

8138 Harold Ct
Apt 1D,
Glen Burnie, MD 21061-5377

PO Box 397,
Jessup, MD 20794-0397

Next up is a list of addresses Sisco has listed in the past:

1301B SPRING ST
BALTIMORE, MD 21213
1001 Long Manor Drive
Middle River, MD 21220
903 Reece Road,
Severn, MD 21144
10366 College Square,
Columbia, MD 21044
2343 Mcelderry Street
Baltimore, MD 21205
124 Collier Road,
Grasonville, MD 21638
104 Hollins Ferry Road S,
Glen Burnie, MD 21061
226 Osborne Avenue,
Baltimore, MD 21228
1301 Spring Street
Baltimore, MD 21213
1087 Mary Circle,
Huntingtown, MD 20639
2300 Lawnwood Circle,
Gwynn Oak, MD 21207
140 Shellcove Road,
Pasadena, MD 21122
140 Shellcove Road
Pasadena, MD 21122
8677 Ridge Road,
Ellicott City, MD 21043
813 Creekside Village Boulevard
Glen Burnie , MD 21060
1174 Reece Road,
Severn, MD 21144
505 Laurens Street
Baltimore, MD 21217
23 Rosedale Avenue,
Glen Burnie, MD 21061
1010 Nabbs Creek Road
Glen Burnie , MD 21060
26 Castle Street S,
Baltimore, MD 21231
317 HANCE AVE
LINTHICUM , MD 21090
7079 Ridge Road,
Hanover, MD 21076
829 Creekside Village Boulevard
Glen Burnie, MD 21060
5222 Hayledge Court
Columbia, MD 21045
412 Maple Road,
Linthicum Heights, MD 21090
1038 Tennant Harbour,
Pasadena, MD 21122
1308 ENSOR ST
BALTIMORE , MD 21202
230 Eutaw St
Baltimore, MD 21201
1623 Milton Avenue N,
Baltimore, MD 21213
79 Crimson Avenue,
Taneytown, MD 21787
5588 April Journey,
Columbia, MD 21044
1301 Montford Avenue,
Baltimore, MD 21213
3171 Huntsman Drive
Huntingtown , MD 20639
3239 Sonia Trail
UNIT 76
Ellicott City , MD 21043
7439 School Avenue,
Dundalk, MD 21222
317 Orchard Road,
Glen Burnie, MD 21061
2403 Sandymount Road,
Finksburg, MD 21048
4100 Greenway
Baltimore, MD 21218
10702 Green Mountain Circle
UNIT 17-5,
Columbia, MD 21044
103 Three Coin Way
UNIT 203,
Glen Burnie, MD 21060
505 Laurens Street,
Baltimore, MD 21217
1171 Delmont Road
Severn, MD 21144
5109 N Charles Street
Baltimore, MD 21210
304 Worthington Road
Baltimore, MD 21286
1647 Milton Avenue,
Baltimore, MD 21213
1838 Encore Terrace,
Severn, MD 21144
829 Linwood Avenue,
Baltimore, MD 21205
132 Linwood Avenue,
Baltimore, MD 21224
4715 Mussetter Road,
Ijamsville, MD 21754
433 Kosoak Road,
Baltimore, MD 21220
326 White Oak Way
Glen Burnie, MD 21061
505 Laurens Street
Baltimore, MD 21217

These properties seem to all be listed between 2019 and 2020. While most likely these specific properties are not the likely locations, they do serve as a guide to the possible area which Ralph might exist in.

Here is a map of primary areas Michael is/was active in with real estate as well as personal residences:

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Areas are marked in red. I also highlighted the BWI airport in blue for context.

I think the Baltimore area just became much more likely.
 
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Cease and desist you mentally ill ay-lawgs. Um nawt hidin' from da courts, as a matter it was probably yew that abandoned your bastard son and refused to pay child support. You'll never... I REPEAT, NEVER find out that I'm living in my paw paw's 24 carat gold, diamond encrusted mansion in the rich part of West Memphis.
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Some further thoughts on this:

1) The Fedex package most likely was the keys from his uncle.
2) The fact he mentioned that the house came pre-furnished as a something of a luxury didn't gel with me until I considered it's all the leftover furniture that came with the house back when it was owned by his grandfather Clyde or his Uncle Howard. Hand-me-downs are def Ralph's style.
 
Some further thoughts on this:

1) The Fedex package most likely was the keys from his uncle.
2) The fact he mentioned that the house came pre-furnished as a something of a luxury didn't gel with me until I considered it's all the leftover furniture that came with the house back when it was owned by his grandfather Clyde or his Uncle Howard. Hand-me-downs are def Ralph's style.
If Pantsu doesn’t attempt to play house with Ralph in Uncle Howie’s home then Ralph will start trying to get some other streamers or dirtbags to move in to the house and pay him rent.
 
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Schizo theory. He's moved to Nick fuentes basement in Chicago. (Also central time). He can hide is sub prime Nissan in a garage and get oat milk lattes delivered.

His forwarding address will be Harry Morris and he will go once a month or so to pick up any mail if needs be. Which I doubt as May and him are broken up and May is now living with Daddy Harry. She will just take pics of the letters and send to Ethan. That way meigh will never need to know his address either. Why bail on just one child support when you can do it twice!
 
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