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[Mr Pancakes]

Britbong tranny influencer Colin Montgomerie sorts out the what is a woman debate./Archive.

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He’s a biological woman because his wealthy parents paid for him to have his cock and balls chopped off.
And it’s made his thinking lucid and penetrating. He’s not talking bollocks (sic) natch.

Monty be jumping through more hoops the Ecco the dolphin.

JKR openly called out Walsh in that thread. But it doesn't matter to troons because even talking to conservatives means you bath in tranny blood.
I wonder: has Alejandro saved any kids in cages recently or is his focus only on illegal troons?

And the pic tax:
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Honestly thought this was philosophy tube for a moment.

 

[quaawaa]

Which is why it's so bizarre to see it handed out like candy to men. If it's so risky for women that they don't give it to us unless we really need it, why are we giving to men who are not even designed to use the hormone?

Bodybuilders would love a trusted subsidized source of steroids, but they are forced to buy them on the grey/black market because no doctor (except for the shady ones hired by pro athletes) prescribes steroids as a treatment for muscle dysmorphia. Doctors have no problem prescribing the exact same drugs to women though despite the extreme side effects that the drugs have on female bodies. A male bodybuilder on a medically supervised cycle is far less likely to suffer ill effects than an FTM troon, so it should be harder for a woman to get the drugs, not easier.

 

[Muh Pez Dispenser]

One of the ways I know my period is near is if I start planning my suicide for no apparent reason
Fun times

It’s called PMDD and it’s ruined my life. Talk to a doctor. This shit sucks.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

One things the troons whine about is that terfs never mention the transmen. Well I see you, bitch. Epitome of not like the other girls. These two are, perhaps just grifters? I don't know, but they're stupid.

I came across this and the fairy thing made me laugh. You can sign up for their patreon. They're broke art students.

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Oh, let's see her husband. Her husband writes poetry about being trans and her mommy issues. (((Fake jew?)))

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About the couple. This shit is hilarious.

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I for one desire to witness her very special disabled dancing.

Bodybuilders would love a trusted subsidized source of steroids, but they are forced to buy them on the grey/black market because no doctor prescribes steroids as a treatment for muscle dysmorphia. Doctors have no problem prescribing the exact same drugs to women though despite the extreme side effects on a female bodies than male bodies. A bodybuilder on a medically supervised cycle is far less likely to suffer ill effects than an FTM troon.

And side effects on children..

https://www.insider.com/testosterone-gel-toddler-puberty-early-2022-06

https://archive.ph/xJGDm

 

[hereh2read]

Brian was too stupid to see he was clearly being baited into admitting he is a terf in the sheets.

 

[quaawaa]

A MTF troon posted a (heavily photoshopped) pic of himself on /r/tinder asking if it was a good pic to add to his tinder profile:

Woke redditors can't define what a woman is:

But they still aren't willing to date a trans woman:

Someone says it's not a good idea to use filters on dating apps because people won't be happy when you don't look like your pictures.
The troon responds by saying that he looks better in real life than in pictures:

Why have none of the prior dates stuck around?
Why does he use filters if he looks better in person?

Guess how many straight men think his "vagina" is indistinguishable from an actual one?
Zero, of course, but it's not because it looks nothing like a vagina, it's actually because he's not a slut and doesn't sleep with random guys after one date:

If he actually finds a good man, he won't be able to tell that he was born male unless he tells them:

Don't worry about his feelings though, the jannies came in to save the day:

Source (Archive)

 

[Israellover1234]

A MTF troon posted a (heavily photoshopped) pic of himself on /r/tinder asking if it was a good pic to add to his tinder profile:
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Woke redditors can't define what a woman is:
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But they still aren't willing to date a trans woman:
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Someone says it's not a good idea to use filters on dating apps because people won't be happy when you don't look like your pictures.
The troon responds by saying that he looks better in real life than in pictures:
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Why have none of the prior dates stuck around?
Why does he use filters if he looks better in person?

Guess how many straight men think his "vagina" is indistinguishable from an actual one?
Zero, of course, but it's not because it looks nothing like a vagina, it's actually because he's not a slut and doesn't sleep with random guys after one date:
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If he actually finds a good man, he won't be able to tell that he was born male unless he tells them:
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Don't worry about his feelings though, the jannies came in to save the day:
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Source (Archive)

This is the crux of the matter: no self respecting straight man wants to fuck these people. Nobody prefers a non-lubricating wound to an actual vagina. Some men even want to make babies. This is why troons will always fail on the dating market. They'll never be loved by a normal man.

 

[Sneeds]

I just looked up tranny vtuber on Twitter out of curiosity and saw this.

 

[PaulBearer]

This is the crux of the matter: no self respecting straight man wants to fuck these people. Nobody prefers a non-lubricating wound to an actual vagina. Some men even want to make babies. This is why troons will always fail on the dating market. They'll never be loved by a normal man.

Fucking a MtF troon would make me gay 100% and that's not something I would ever do, not even if they were the last person on earth, looked like Gina Carrano and had the best neovag ever created.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

A MTF troon posted a (heavily photoshopped) pic of himself on /r/tinder asking if it was a good pic to add to his tinder profile:
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Woke redditors can't define what a woman is:
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But they still aren't willing to date a trans woman:
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Someone says it's not a good idea to use filters on dating apps because people won't be happy when you don't look like your pictures.
The troon responds by saying that he looks better in real life than in pictures:
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Why have none of the prior dates stuck around?
Why does he use filters if he looks better in person?

Guess how many straight men think his "vagina" is indistinguishable from an actual one?
Zero, of course, but it's not because it looks nothing like a vagina, it's actually because he's not a slut and doesn't sleep with random guys after one date:
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If he actually finds a good man, he won't be able to tell that he was born male unless he tells them:
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Don't worry about his feelings though, the jannies came in to save the day:
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Source (Archive)

Talk about delusion on this one. Even when the tranny got told the truth in a fairly soft manner, he still had the gall to say that he's a bonafide 100% true and honest woman after getting the skinditch. I know it's hard to come to terms with something like ruining your body and life for a fetish, but holy shit this person really goes the extra mile to be delusional with their responses.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

I just looked up tranny vtuber on Twitter out of curiosity and saw this. What’s with nordics and trooning out? View attachment 3479785

Anyone who spends tons of time online and is easily brain groomed can ricochet from extremism to extremism.

 

[Howslans]

What these people neglect to understand that estrogen and progesterone - as well as giving uwu muh genderfeels - literally makes you feel like shit. For women they're highest right before the period hits, which is why PMT is such a thing, and "psycho murders" by women hit now as well. For a lot of women it's "potato time".

The trope of women eating chocolate during their period is really because the estrogen is making them SO FUCKING TIRED AND USELESS the only way to legally power through it is to consume massive amounts of sugar to get enough of a rush to get by normally.

The actual "I feel sexy and womanly" time is peak ovulation when - guess what - testosterone is highest in women. Troons mistake that manly rush of T as feeling womanly when it's really just feeling horny in relation to their paraphilia.




A male friend of mine thought he'd be a good SJW and buy some "gender neutral clothes" only to tell me later that all the "gender neutral clothes" he found at the store are for young girls and lesbians. The pants ended halfway up his shin.



Slight OT, but the massive anorexics will end up losing fat from the soles of their feet so even walking becomes hard.

Estrogen (and testosterone but at low levels) is at its highest right before ovulation, and is what makes women feel energetic and confident. After ovulation, estrogen drops, progesterone level raises right before a woman’s period, and makes her feel like shit. But estrogen makes you feel great.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

If he actually finds a good man, he won't be able to tell that he was born male unless he tells them:
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Sometimes you can't help but wonder how they think it's going to stay a secret. Especially after the "sex" if they make it that far.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Bodybuilders would love a trusted subsidized source of steroids, but they are forced to buy them on the grey/black market because no doctor (except for the shady ones hired by pro athletes) prescribes steroids as a treatment for muscle dysmorphia. Doctors have no problem prescribing the exact same drugs to women though despite the extreme side effects that the drugs have on female bodies. A male bodybuilder on a medically supervised cycle is far less likely to suffer ill effects than an FTM troon, so it should be harder for a woman to get the drugs, not easier.

The doctors who prescribe test to FTMs remind me a lot of the gray market doctors who will diagnose any man who walks into the office with low T and prescribe TRT. It’s actually kind of the same thing with extra steps now that I think about it. Instead of a 30 year old man going to the doctor and being told he has low test based on a questionable interpretation of lab results, a psychologist tells a 15 year old girl she has gender dysphoria using leading questions. Androgel is prescribed either way.

No surprise that the company that makes Androgel has been one of the biggest funders of transgender groups, and they’re also behind the increase in TRT for normal men. They basically invented the condition of Low T, and then got sued for it when men started getting the kind of side effects that juicers get.

Oh and the same company also owns Lupron. In the context of transgender pharma, Abbvie basically invented Lupron. They took it with them from Abbott Labs in the early 2010s because Abbott was having trouble running it as a prostate cancer drug. They were getting sued for deep vein thrombosis. and of course they aggresively marketed it while there are other prostate cancer treatments that don’t cause DVT.

 

[Fapcop]

Sometimes you can't help but wonder how they think it's going to stay a secret. Especially after the "sex" if they make it that far.

“Mmhhh” “Ahh”

/MAKEOUT NOISES

“Ohhmm” “Oh yeah!”

/MAKEOUT NOISES INTENSIFY

“Mhmma go down on you!” “Ohhmm”

/SILENCE

“WHAAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!? OHMAHGAWD THAT DOESNT SMELL LIKE JUST A YEAST INFECTION FUUUUUUUCCCKKK!!!”

 

[Vicinaux]

Apparently the girls no longer like being called "kings":
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She's a manly man, but because she's "gay" (actually straight) and gay men call each other "queens", she doesn't mind being called a "queen":
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The pronoun-obsessed don't like when people actually use their "correct" pronouns:
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How dare you (lie and) tell her that she passes! Real men never get told that they pass!
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How dare a flaming gay guy respect her pronouns!
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Source (Archive)

It’s almost like they know they’re not actual men!

“Mmhhh” “Ahh”

/MAKEOUT NOISES

“Ohhmm” “Oh yeah!”

/MAKEOUT NOISES INTENSIFY

“Mhmma go down on you!” “Ohhmm”

/SILENCE

“WHAAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!? OHMAHGAWD THAT DOESNT SMELL LIKE JUST A YEAST INFECTION FUUUUUUUCCCKKK!!!”

Might as well employ the tranny panic defense at this point. Imagine seeing a stinkditch or a fleshtube instead of the real thing. I think this could send anyone into a rage.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Anyone who spends tons of time online and is easily brain groomed can ricochet from extremism to extremism.

They're also two ideologies that put the blame on outside forces for your own problems, so I assume they would suck in the same type of people.

Ideology 1: you're an awkward loser because of feminism and the blacks.
Ideology 2: you're an awkward loser because you were always secretly a girl!

One things the troons whine about is that terfs never mention the transmen. Well I see you, bitch. Epitome of not like the other girls. These two are, perhaps just grifters? I don't know, but they're stupid.

I came across this and the fairy thing made me laugh. You can sign up for their patreon. They're broke art students.

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Oh, let's see her husband. Her husband writes poetry about being trans and her mommy issues. (((Fake jew?)))

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About the couple. This shit is hilarious.

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Spoiler: Putting on my angry off-topic hat

There are plenty of treatments for EDS, although one of the most effective ones for hEDS is a constant exercise regimen, so I understand why they are not doing it (because they are fat). Also if your joints are dislocating several times an hour you should be wearing a fucking brace, you morons. It's a good thing you're lying, or else you're going to have arthritis by 30.

Apart from that, good for them for finding a profitable fanfiction grift I suppose. I know it must be hard translating AO3 popularity into cash, and at least they're only taking money from other idiots.



"...and then they all rape Superman."

 

[squirreltail]

I swear I've seen this pair of neurestheniacs here before. They are definitely grifters but as I recall there were a lot of layers to unpack.

Edit: their pretrooning personas, from facebook:

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That chick is meant to be Filipina?

 

[Positron]

https://archive.ph/jcdVG

"So she backed off". I bet she did, because doctors always comply if you threaten to get black-market drugs.

"Transwomen can work with estrogen because they are female"
Fucking. Wow.

"I cannot be a man because a man will suffer horribly with excess estrogen, yet I feel fine" is exactly the spiel of James "Emmy" Radich, a PhD now works at a water-deshitting plant.

There's a word for hating an entire class of people just because of the actions (real or imagined) of a few members of the class. I can't seem to remember what it is for some reason,

There are actually two different words, and the word you look for is "empowerment".

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

This is the crux of the matter: no self respecting straight man wants to fuck these people. Nobody prefers a non-lubricating wound to an actual vagina. Some men even want to make babies. This is why troons will always fail on the dating market. They'll never be loved by a normal man.

I get that very effeminate gay men can have a hard time dating, but it’s got to be easier than it is for troons. Trooning out ruins your SMV.