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Almost looks like he cut off the tip of his thumb at some point and then just did a shitty tattoo of a thumbnail on it that got infected.
Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!
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The way it looks reminds me of a ticking timebomb.
All things considered I guess that’s actually pretty damn fitting for Ripley’s Believe It Or Not, and trannies in general.
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Fuck the thumb, why is there a Post Malone funko pop?
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Because this is hell and we're living in it.
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So we can get a reprieve from looking at Rioley prance around outside in a diaper.
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There’s an odd, dark poetry to a properly disabled, but apparently perfectly respectable man being killed in front of a wheelchair faker’s home.
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Oh boy, can't wait to see him tweet about this for the next several months! He's "lucky" that they didn't break into the house, but I'll give it to him: it DOES suck that his nice, presumably pricey tools were stolen. I don't know much about how police reports work though so I'd like to know why the whole thing is redacted like that.
This prompted me to look up where he lived again and lol it's Oakland CA! Not much of a surprise that he got robbed now, check out these crime rates. Needless to say, I doubt the Oakland police are going to put much legwork into finding Rip Van Winkle's tools.
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"We're extremely sorry Ma'am but we found your belongings were reappropriated by a Disabled Black Trans Woman as a unique form of reparative justice. Have a nice day."
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Best part is there's a 0% chance he ever gets his shit back unless he personally knows who robbed him.
Or unless he was making up the robbery all along.
If you leave valuable shit in a parked car on the street in Oaktown you deserve to have it took by somebody who might not be a hopeless fucking idiot.
How many vehicles does this dingbat own, though? His truck, his BMW, his motorcycle, is there more than that? Go, tugboat, go.
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Yikes, someone redistributed his excess capital and now he's running to the cops?
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What the fuck is the point of posting that? To prove that it was 'redacted'? Bullshit, that's done with a Sharpie, not an actual pen used for redacting.
Also lol I wonder who stole your truck in Oakland, Rioley? Very woke of you to be so angy at the poor Black folks who just wanted to make some cash by stealing your shitmobile.
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It's a pretty impressive level of retard that would think people would believe that a local police department would redact everything in an incident report about stuff being stolen from a truck like it was a memo from LBJ that said "kill that fucking faggot Kennedy already Oswald, your friend Lyndon P.S. find something that will blown his brain clear out of his skull if you can, I'd love to rewind and watch this shit over and over!"
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As someone who has had my house broken into back in the day, I guarantee you that police report is the law enforcement equivalent of "we attended onsite, shit was stolen yo lol" in document form. There's nothing in there they'd bother redacting and the only reason you'd bother to report the crime in the first place is so you can get insurance to pay out on your stolen shit.
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Things:
1. The Alameda County Courthouse is within rolling distance of Roly. For someone who owns multiple vehicles, the number of given locations within easy wheelchair access of his house is high.
2. The Oakland PD (also within rolling distance) will show up if you say, "There is an intruder in my house," or "Someone is trying to break in and I am alone." "Someone just got shot" is probably also a winner, though I have not personally tried it. A lot of other things might get you a short paragraph taken down by a cop who showed up to talk to you the next day. The only way this turned into a full sheet is if he was part of the drama.
3. Jesus what even is that picture. It's the kind of Oakland "hospital" with ghetto fencing. Did he really go to fucking Highland because that is the place they send army medics to learn how to treat gunshot wounds. Also, the whole crotchal area is low-key terrifying for me.
1. The Alameda County Courthouse is within rolling distance of Roly. For someone who owns multiple vehicles, the number of given locations within easy wheelchair access of his house is high.
2. The Oakland PD (also within rolling distance) will show up if you say, "There is an intruder in my house," or "Someone is trying to break in and I am alone." "Someone just got shot" is probably also a winner, though I have not personally tried it. A lot of other things might get you a short paragraph taken down by a cop who showed up to talk to you the next day. The only way this turned into a full sheet is if he was part of the drama.
3. Jesus what even is that picture. It's the kind of Oakland "hospital" with ghetto fencing. Did he really go to fucking Highland because that is the place they send army medics to learn how to treat gunshot wounds. Also, the whole crotchal area is low-key terrifying for me.
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“the nurse can’t tell the difference between fresh tattoo and an infected wound”
so i did google what he was attempting to get
getting something that’s supposed to attack an immune cell while you have a fresh tattoo is such a good idea ravioli
so i did google what he was attempting to get
getting something that’s supposed to attack an immune cell while you have a fresh tattoo is such a good idea ravioli
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Sure, Rioley. The nurse, who has probably seen all manner of weird body shit, couldn't tell the difference between your awful tattoo and an infection. Is there anything he won't lie about? It's reflexive at this point.