🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

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  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.2%
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Temperance XIV said:
A nice Kiwifarms review from Ralph :)
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"Their Wikipedia"
"Oh by the way mine is slander AS WELL"
"Their users harass wah wah major HR red flag"
Shut the fuck up fatty, you have nothing to do with HR, you've never ever had a single fucking job. Did you really assume those employers will bother to look up some random forum instead of your name?
So which is it, your Wikipedia entry is slander but KF's is gospel?
What a complete retard.

By the way, this is what Ralph's diary entry would look like on A4 paper.
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GaryGrey said:
If the gold allergy or as Ralph put it "all metal allergy" is true that means he is damned to an early death. Implants like pacemakers (which Ralph will need in under 10 years) have gold tipped leads so it wont corrode inside the body. Really that goes for any medical implant with exposed metal. An allergy to all metals would also mean no hip or knee replacements because titanium. So the second his body fails to the point of needing repair he will be bed bound until death. Now Ralph also wears his Apple watch 24/7 which has a metal back. Ralph also spent 3-4 days with an IV in his arm during Portugal one. Top it off he had a metal mesh on his orbital how did his eye not just stay swollen shut? Somehow his magic allergy is just to that ring. :thinking:
Speaking of ring there is a zero percent chance that is a $15k ring even if it was made of what he claims. $2k per carat of diamond and the band isn't more than $1k. So tops that is $7k + labor if it was made today. If Ralph put any effort into May's ring he would have know basic stuff like that from talking to a few jewelers. Instead both were probably pawn shop or thrift store buys.
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I salute you for this deep dive into such a ridiculous piggy lie that even melty fucking tw didn't care enough to address it.
 
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Temperance XIV said:
A nice Kiwifarms review from Ralph :)
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Goddamm slam some more powder up your nose before it completely collapses. How do people listen to that horrible blocked sinus coke drip voice? Ralph you have one job (LOL) and it depends on your voice which you’ve fucked beyond repair.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Does anyone greet a stack of papers under their windshield wiper as anything but a pain in the ass put there by an asshole? No one is excited to read that shit. And as soon as you start to, it quickly becomes clear that the author is himself deranged.

Nobody self-owns like Ralph. Nobody!
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I used to carry a spritzer bottle for the crazy drug addicts doing that shit
 
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When is this queer going back to Vegas? Didn’t he say Joo-lie? I have a work trip there this week and would piss myself laughing if I saw his rotund little meatball body waddling around or riding his Rascal from slot to slot.

MeltyTW said:
I used to carry a spritzer bottle for the crazy drug addicts doing that shit
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“Used to” — not very based of you.

I hope wherever Ralph goes, the residents do the same thing (and fill them with battery acid).
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
“Used to” — not very based of you.

I hope wherever Ralph goes, the residents do the same thing (and fill it with battery acid).
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I'm somewhere away from the Ethan Ralphs of the world now lol. Civilized places where we don't place our schizo manifestos of spite and fail on car windshields vs on the kf
 
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This one was a hard one to do, is it late? Yup. Was it dull? Yup. Anyways here's the notes to the Aim Aim Aim recap stream by Alex and Ralph. Alex isn't cool enough to get his nickname mentioned.

Also if theres any oddities in the words it's cause much of this was done with speech to text.

Tldr is this stream is late by a few years, adds nothing, Alex sounds like he is making up stories about Andy, Ralph gets real quiet or flustered when the number 17 and grooming are mentioned together, seething, Ralph talks about being arrested, Portugal, and Miami for far too long and finally most disturbing is that they announced a part 2 followup stream

  • Not even before the music is done playing Ralph is already bragging about temp banning someone for saying too many intro songs
  • Florida Ralph starts bragging about a new article on his diary blog
  • Still in Tampa but this is three days ago now.
  • Ralph claiming tongue shot was fake, makes a disgusting comment about how no one complained about his tongue
  • Aim Alex introduced, talking about some Andy warski mental fund
  • Audio problems with Alex's mic off the top of the show
  • Ralph spending far too long and giggling far too hard about some movie clip
  • Quick Miami recap from Alex's point of view, Ralph reenacted his cop situation with Alex when he tried to wake him up
  • Ralph jumping in on the recap, apparently he's the only one who spent money.
  • Ralph immediately goes on a kiwi farms Andy warski rant, Alex corrects the record says how he paid for the hotel as well
  • Back to recapping Miami
  • Complaining about the ice incident for the 100th time
  • Alot of stuff that was conveniently forgotten until this very stream.
  • Andy screaming in the hotel room was a flashback
  • More seething
  • Christ this is such a nothing stream nearly 40 mins in
  • How gleeful Ralph is in other people's misery, it's fucking insane.
  • There's a spc clip where he fucks with Warski while Andy is still shook. It's pretty funny
  • 50 mins in and it's just been a recap stream thus far, not a single new thing about something that happened.. what? Half a decade ago?
  • Lol I forgot that Andy cucked Ralph by bailing on the lease and costing him thousands, that was pretty funny
  • Ralph claims he won a footrace against failure. X?
  • "I won't spend that much time on Miami recap" motherfucker it's been an hour
  • Ralph is really going in hard on Andy from years ago during a breakdown, yeah people act kinda weird during one of those
  • Ralph keeps talking about how much of a bitch Warski is, and yeah he kinda is on these clips, but Ralph. You ran away from a fight with him. That's pathetic
  • Teasing the big Andy is gay drop!
  • Back to Miami stuff 67 minutes in of a 160 minute stream
  • I'm not going into the content much because, well, there isn't any, there's nothing new added to what is known. Andy had a melt down, Ralph was aggressive, both sides made up their own versions and always retell them.
  • This new Ralph voice where it's like he's strangling someone or slowly stabbing them and it's strained is just deranged.
  • Some baked house person interiors the stream, Flam another Brick in the wall song played.
  • 1:17 into the stream, Ralph starts singing alot with the song. Ruining it. But it looks like they are about to move on from Miami.
  • Ralph's interupted and paused the song almost as much as Andy would. Not quite as much though
  • Aim aim aim segment- nope small recap on Miami again
  • Back to aim aim aim.
  • Big accusation, apparently worsky tried to suck his dick in a strip bar, but there is no available video, or other witnesses that have said anything, and this is the first time it's been mentioned.
  • Back to aim aim aim
  • We are pausing as much as warski at this point. Absolutely nothing new has been added, except apparently someone had a knife that wasn't mentioned before
  • This is supposed to be the big exposé stream, the Medicare stream had as much info, was far more succinct, and didn't have f****** Ralph ruining it. Alex is adding literally nothing
  • Ralph talks about how he was beaten in Portugal and wasn't crying like "these faggots" during the aim aim aim stream. Ralph. Yes you did.
  • They stayed up until 4:30 a.m. for this?
  • Ralph talking again about how he got beaten up in Portugal and how it was super Chad and how he totally didn't curl up in a ball and cry.
  • Wharski apparently charged back money that he was going to send to Alex, Alex was super shocked, ip was always like this
  • Ralph talking about when he was arrested for the third time this stream?
  • We are now 2 hours in and the whole point of the stream was a massive expose on Andy, we got a single gay allegation with no proof. That's it so far
  • Ralph quickly recapping his being arrested story still, my God does he make himself out to be the victim
  • We love our cops plays but you know what that means, Ralph has to crank it and sing along awfully
  • Ralph trying to insinuate that he is big and agile
  • If this stream was streamed years ago it still would have been subpar compared to Jim's, but it would have been relevant, today though? This is the most pointless dream I've seen in a long time.
  • Alex alleges that Andy tried to hook up with a tranny, completely new apparently there was witnesses, but this is the first time it's been mentioned.
  • The funniest thing all stream has just happened, Alex makes a joke about Andy and a 17 year old, Ralph immediately gets incredibly flustered and awkward
  • Ralph actually talking about someone's drinking habits in a negative way
  • Ralph makes another Andy is gay claim, says Andy has AIDS and is spreading it through the heterosexual community.
  • Alex's story is really sound like he is trying to one up himself with each new story. They sound less and less believable as he keeps going on saying oh I just remembered this.
  • One of the major issues with Alex's claims are that his numbers and timelines seem to shift alot "I only knew of like 2 women Andy was with" then he's talking about how Andy had atleast 5 relationships that threatened to go long term until he ended them
  • I really wanted there to be some funny shit about Warski in this.
  • Apparently Alex has evidence about Warski and his revenge porn on twitter thing
  • Oh it's just him saying so again
  • They talk about Andy talking to a 17 year old and wanting to wait till she's 18 which if true, fuck you Andy. Once again Ralph becomes less animated during this talk.
  • Most distressing thing of the night is that there may be a part 2 to this nothing stream
  • They are wrapping up with absolutely nothing brought to the table.
  • Now it's just closing out with seeth.
  • Most correct take Ralph has had all night is that Andy is starting his cycle of burning his current life. Which he is, cause he is retarded.
  • Shows over. Good.
  • Wait, last one, Ralph plays "can't get you out of my head" to own Warski, considering that he and Alex just did a stream about aim aim aim and Miami from years ago… it doesn't cut as deep at they would like.
Added: Ralph made 47$ on this stream, he had to cuck to Nick's time slot and was stuck starting at 1:30am for what was supposed to be a massive stream.

So night shift for 2 hours and 45 mins = 17.09 an hour ignoring prep time and time spent setting it up. Also ignoring the cost and other expenses for the trip.

Maybe I'll keep this up as work can be boring

Added: Attached audio of the stream if anyone really wanted to check my notes.
 
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Can’t Get You Out of My Head is Ralph’s tribute closer for a 160 minute stream about another dude. Fruity af.

Ralph flew to the other side of the world just to see what Andy would do. Ralph is almost 40 years old with two children and everything he does revolves around Andy, Josh, Jim, Flam, PPP, et al. I’ve eaten plates of spaghetti that were straighter than Ethan Ralph.
 
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Chiridion said:
I love his new "Can't Get You Out of My Head" segments.

  • Gay little wiggle
  • Gay song implying he wants to fuck Andy
  • Making bedroom eyes into the camera
Just cut out the middle man and come out, Ralph, it's 2022.
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I mean the clues have been there for quite some time. This is at best a bi-curious fella. Give in to the estrogen.
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Ralph claiming that Baked Alaska is the single largest shareholder in Powerchat PFS (pyramid phishing scheme).


How I learned to stop hating the world and love the minion yellow gunt.

Ralph loves being called a baby yellow Minion gunt that is targeted towards a children's audience. Cozy is officially the top location for America First and criminal streams world wide. All according to the word of the child prophet and chief Nickolas 'Criminals Are Based' Fuentes.
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Now that Ralph is alone in the south for the first time in six generations he decided to spend his time being a drunk homosexual in a way that would make the local bears blush.

Also his chair is the ugliest color of tan/brown but no matter the color it won't cover the smell of poo.
 
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