Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[WogglebugLover]

Denial is the toxin of the mind. We are hoping that you will get cured out of your homophobia in Kiwi Farms. Wogglebug and Frogman are truest lovers in the world with their adopted daughter Sylvie. Sylvie loves both of her fathers, you are just jealous that nobody loves you as much as Wogglebug loves Frogman.

I keep telling everyone. I am not homophobic. I just don't want to change what my visions always were and what my plans always were for this series. And I don't see those two as gay, I never did, and I have no plans to ever start to. Sylvie maybe sees Wogglebug as something of an alternate father figure from the one she has in her own world, but her and the Frogman have a more niece/uncle relationship. Because the Wogglebug and Frogman are best friends who are like brothers.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I am not homophobic.

Everyone knows you aren't homophobic. It's like if someone did drugs. You would want them to stop doing drugs, but that doesn't make you "drugsophobic." It also doesn't mean you hate people who do drugs, just that you see their lifestyle is unhealthy. You can disagree with a lifestyle and not be "phobic."

Personally, my favorite thing about the Wogglebug series is that it pushes back against the homosexual lifestyle by not having any homosexual characters allowed. The Wogglebug is a strong and brave straight role model.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Sylvie maybe sees Wogglebug as something of an alternate father figure from the one she has in her own world, but her and the Frogman have a more niece/uncle relationship. Because the Wogglebug and Frogman are best friends who are like brothers.

Yeah like some men will introduce their "roommate" as Uncle whatever to their daughter after they divorced her mother because they were gay.

She doesn't have to see him as a father figure for him to play a part in her life. But there is quite a bit of evidence that Woggie and Froggie are gay. It's in the subtext between them. They're not screaming it from the rooftops. They're being as low key about it as they can be.

Also half the time it's impossible to understand what Froggy is saying. You need subtitles.

 

[Miss Misery]

Dorothy according to the books moved to Oz and away from the real world which was then cut off from ours, and she became a princess and never even grew up. She's no proper role model for children unlike Sylvie is.

Your lack of self awareness is astonishing. I'll have you know that you are acting exactly like Dorothy, but instead of Oz you've run off to Genoma and refused to grow up.

And you're not even a princess.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I am sorry you may want them to not be gay but your lack of social experience is making them look extremely ambiguously gay. I would do more research into how male friendships are portrayed in other children’s work if you want any of this shit to come off as not gay. You may be dead set on them acting straight but that is not how male friends act.

 

[Picklechu]

"Please don't blame me for ALL the shortcomings in the movie I made and that is supposedly my life's work."

Your lack of self awareness is astonishing. I'll have you know that you are acting exactly like Dorothy, but instead of Oz you've run off to Genoma and refused to grow up.

And you're not even a princess.

But I thought that successful adults spent all day in their pajamas watching children's movies and obsessing over an obscure character from a 100+ year-old book series while their mom comes over to cook them dinner and clean?

The only thing that Cherie has in common with a princess is that, like one stuck in a tower, she never goes outside. I don't think a handsome prince is going to come and save her though.

I am sorry you may want them to not be gay but your lack of social experience is making them look extremely ambiguously gay. I would do more research into how male friendships are portrayed in other children’s work if you want any of this shit to come off as not gay. You may be dead set on them acting straight but that is not how male friends act.

To be fair, Cherie doesn't know how friends in general interact. I think she's only had a handful of internet friends, and I sincerely doubt, based on what we know, that she's ever had any IRL friends (maybe like in kindergarten or something).

 

[Miss Misery]

I am sorry you may want them to not be gay but your lack of social experience is making them look extremely ambiguously gay. I would do more research into how male friendships are portrayed in other children’s work if you want any of this shit to come off as not gay. You may be dead set on them acting straight but that is not how male friends act.

If she wasn't so autistic she could watch ancient clips of the Ambiguously Gay Duo and figure out what she's doing wrong but...

Autism.

The only thing that Cherie has in common with a princess is that, like one stuck in a tower, she never goes outside. I don't think a handsome prince is going to come and save her though.

I mean, she IS in love with a cockroach and there's a very good chance her apartment has plenty of them...

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Maybe you could reimagine Wogglebug as a kids cartoon for trainables. You know, mentally handicapped kids who need to learn touching themselves in public is bad and appropriate manners and stuff? That is a niche that needs some updating.

Spoiler: It is a 70s sex ed vid about teaching retards to stop fapping so nsfw

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Maybe you could reimagine Wogglebug as a kids cartoon for trainables. You know, mentally handicapped kids who need to learn touching themselves in public is bad and appropriate manners and stuff? That is a niche that needs some updating.

Spoiler: It is a 70s sex ed vid about teaching retards to stop fapping so nsfw

lol I was first shown this video two decades ago and I nearly died laughing. This is legit one of the funniest videos ever made yet it is also a surprisingly ahead of its time and well done video too. Cherie unironically could learn from it.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Maybe you could reimagine Wogglebug as a kids cartoon for trainables. You know, mentally handicapped kids who need to learn touching themselves in public is bad and appropriate manners and stuff? That is a niche that needs some updating.

Spoiler: It is a 70s sex ed vid about teaching retards to stop fapping so nsfw

Groovy

 

[Loona]

• Extending the fanfiction contest's deadline to September 10 because she only received one entry
• Edited the first three movies and will be sending them out for free
• Submitted the first movie to a film festival
• More talking about how the Wogglebug and Frog Man are NOT gay. "I'm sure you've already noticed from the trailer, and I want anyone who's disappointed in me by this to know that I couldn't care less about your disappointment."

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

NOT GAY! STRAIGHT! WOGGLEBUG LOVES CHINA!

Good luck on the film festival Cherie, you are going to need it.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Hey, everyone! I hope you're having a great day. I just wanted to share some delightful new fanart from the Kiwi Wogglebug Fan Club. An anonymous member created this art to remind everyone that the Wogglebug is straight and that he does not see the Frogman as anything other than a FRIEND ONLY.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

So when Wog finally meets the Beetle Princess and has HETEROSEXUAL sex with her, which WILL be happening since they're going to have 2 sons, will the Princess give live birth like a human (since they're anthropomorphic) or will she lay eggs since these characters are also insectoid abominations? Cherie, you know that by having him reproduce with a woman only confirms that 1. the Wogglebug has a penis and 2. he is capable of sexual feelings and acts. These things aren't exactly kid-friendly. Aren't you also concerned that by touching on the topic of insect reproduction, you might be inviting the interest of a whole new group of fans, who instead of calling Woggie gay have DeviantArt-style insect sex and egg laying fetishes? These are some things to consider to keep your franchise as U rated as possible. Maybe it's just best for everyone if he remains an incel to avoid any misunderstandings and speculation about his sexual habits, because these things can easily lead impressionable children astray.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

When Wogglebug feels odd feelings holding his friend Frogman’s hand he just looks up, closes his eyes, and PRAYS THE GAY AWAY!

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Extending the fanfiction contest's deadline to September 10 because she only received one entry

Wogglebug is so beloved and popular!

More talking about how the Wogglebug and Frog Man are NOT gay. "I'm sure you've already noticed from the trailer, and I want anyone who's disappointed in me by this to know that I couldn't care less about your disappointment."

That's no way to address potential customers!

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Excuse me! What kind of fan are you?! You forgot Woggy's antennae! Without them he just looks like an angry Worthy Oriental Gentleman!

PRAYS THE GAY AWAY!

Somehow I doubt that Woggy prays a lot... You might've missed it but Cynthia used to go by "Avenging Atheist" on some forums.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

You forgot Woggy's antennae!

I had a word with the fan who created the artwork and she was glad to rectify the issue with the antennae. Thank you for your feedback!

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Wogglebug is so beloved and popular!


That's no way to address potential customers!


Excuse me! What kind of fan are you?! You forgot Woggy's antennae! Without them he just looks like an angry Worthy Oriental Gentleman!


Somehow I doubt that Woggy prays a lot... You might've missed it but Cynthia used to go by "Avenging Atheist" on some forums.

Yeah well fuck Cherie ‘death of the author’ and all that shit.

 

[The Un-Clit]

• Extending the fanfiction contest's deadline to September 10 because she only received one entry
• Edited the first three movies and will be sending them out for free
• Submitted the first movie to a film festival
• More talking about how the Wogglebug and Frog Man are NOT gay. "I'm sure you've already noticed from the trailer, and I want anyone who's disappointed in me by this to know that I couldn't care less about your disappointment."

Hey Cherie, you REALLY don't need to send out new copies of your movies to customers at a loss: put em up on a Google drive or Mega or something and let your buyers have a password to download a free digital copy of the new versions. They can always burn the digital copy to their own DVDs if they want physical copy of a second version of a DVD they own.

Spare your mom's bank account the pain, eh? None of your buyers will think less of you, a free upgrade is a free upgrade.

 

[WogglebugLover]

So when Wog finally meets the Beetle Princess and has HETEROSEXUAL sex with her, which WILL be happening since they're going to have 2 sons, will the Princess give live birth like a human (since they're anthropomorphic) or will she lay eggs since these characters are also insectoid abominations? Cherie, you know that by having him reproduce with a woman only confirms that 1. the Wogglebug has a penis and 2. he is capable of sexual feelings and acts. These things aren't exactly kid-friendly. Aren't you also concerned that by touching on the topic of insect reproduction, you might be inviting the interest of a whole new group of fans, who instead of calling Woggie gay have DeviantArt-style insect sex and egg laying fetishes? These are some things to consider to keep your franchise as U rated as possible. Maybe it's just best for everyone if he remains an incel to avoid any misunderstandings and speculation about his sexual habits, because these things can easily lead impressionable children astray.

I have already decided that their children will be born from eggs. And I won't actually show this in the movies, or have them talk about anything of a sexual nature. But just at the start of the very last movie they discuss briefly about how they are interested in having children.

Hey Cherie, you REALLY don't need to send out new copies of your movies to customers at a loss: put em up on a Google drive or Mega or something and let your buyers have a password to download a free digital copy of the new versions. They can always burn the digital copy to their own DVDs if they want physical copy of a second version of a DVD they own.

Spare your mom's bank account the pain, eh? None of your buyers will think less of you, a free upgrade is a free upgrade.

I WILL be sending out new copies of the DVDs for the improved versions of the first three. It is settled that I will already. And I decided to at least save on shipping by packaging them together with the fourth movie and the Wogglebug plushie (provided one of either was ordered). And I've already told my mom I will be doing this. And she approved it.