Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[ZipDisk]

I still can't believe they actually made Jack an offer and he refused it.

All through Junelia, all I really wanted was someone to smack him in the nose with a rolled-up newspaper and yell NO! whenever he fucked up.

If the investors had been up Jack's ass like a hand puppet, the show would have been fantastic.
"Jack, we put up serious money here. You aren't allowed to quit, and you can't narc out when you don't like the instructions. Show up on time, do as you're told, cook what we tell you."
They could even get him a prep person to do all the slicing and dicing, like on real cooking shows.

Imagine watching inwardly fuming Scalfani as he's forced to make a sensible lunch, or a cheese less dinner.

It would be appointment viewing for me.

Shit, ANY of the youtube abomination cooks being under strict management would be fantastic.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

But considering he got the really bad stroke not long after that, which could have destroyed his potential career anyway, because he did not bother to exercise his deadweight arm, but that is pure speculation at this point.

Even the narrative of that injury would have radically changed. It'd go from "Fat nobody strokes out" to "Budding TV cook strokes out" - A short career is still infinitely better than none, and odds are that the studio would be very interested in pushing him to stay on physio, since he's their money maker. Even if he only tried a little harder, he might have a little more arm. And if the folks in charge of his little show are clever, pivoting to a "cooking while handicapped" series as a final sendoff would be a genuinely good move for them and for Jack.

Its better to try to climb the mountain and break a leg, than to never have tried at all.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

If you don’t want to wear one, then don’t go there , tubby.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

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Because winning the Lotto would be equal to or greater than having to look at your crooked, stroked out grill or to smell your breath like HOPE had to.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

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You think that because you're a retard who doesn't know how the world works.
Any more questions, dumbass?

 

[Lenzperkins]

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Jack won the lotto by marrying Tammy

 

[Joe Mayo]

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You're morbidly obese, diabetic, had two strokes and you're unvaccinated. How you've made it this long without getting the coof and dying is nothing short of a miracle.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Lol he got told off in the post and deleted it lmao

 

[Joe Mayo]

Lol he got told off in the post and deleted it lmao

Once again, Jack proves himself to be a thin-skinned bitch.

 

[abobe]

Lol he got told off in the post and deleted it lmao

Fuck, I should have screenshot the comment section when I saw it. Rob replied telling him that he volunteers at a hospital on the weekends and the receptionists never look like they won the lotto when asking visitors to put on a mask.

 

[semitooth]

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you'd think english was not jacks first language if you didn't know him.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Fuck, I should have screenshot the comment section when I saw it. Rob replied telling him that he volunteers at a hospital on the weekends and the receptionists never look like they won the lotto when asking visitors to put on a mask.

He replied to one guy saying “I put it on out of respect” no you don’t bitch. lol you cry like a little baby

 

[Aaway]

looks like jack's CWJ and fat on the go channel icons are still gray. it can't be anything bitmoji related since he had already stopped using them. i think the stroked out retard was going to change them again and forgot to upload new ones

#jackontheghost

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

looks like jack's CWJ and fat on the go channel icons are still gray. it can't be anything bitmoji related since he had already stopped using them. i think the stroked out retard was going to change them again and forgot to upload new ones

#jackontheghost

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Just saw this mentioned in the Beauty Parlor - Foodie Beauty (Chantal)'s channel profile picture turned gray today. No explanation as of yet, but she livestreams constantly and probably will be asked about it. Might just be a YouTube bug.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

Why do his icons not default to the first letter of the channel name then? Something more is going on

 

[Anal birth]

Why do his icons not default to the first letter of the channel name then? Something more is going on

Could they have lost some priveleges due to takedowns? I know Chantal has previously had her account blocked

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

If anything, Jagoff is a coward!

Of course he is. He never confronts anybody that he's not in a position of power over like his servers or store clerks. He takes pictures of his neighbors and writes passive aggressive screeds on them on Facebook but would never actually go over to them and say that to their face. He's a keyboard warrior who can't use a keyboard. And he's massive pussy who is trying really hard to pretend like he's a big swinging dick.

Does Jack think the food will actually be different? Its a new menu, built outta the same old slop. Its gonna be the same ingredients, the same processed factory meats, the same pollock with mayo masquerading as seafood with 'crab', just the usual crap. the ratios probably just got tuned more towards profit with the impending economic concern, and they're refocusing on the big profit items that they're confident will keep selling.

I'm betting he bought into the whole "fresh" aspect they were pushing and thinks Subway is better than some fast food burger. Which it is... technically. Although in terms of calories and fat a fast food burger is higher but the infamous Bourbon Bacon Cheeseburger he only had "one bite" from, while smashing half of it into his mouth, actually has less sodium. That's 1400mg in that burger but over 1500mg in a 12" turkey sub at Subway. Yeah. Healthy.

Subway is the blandest most shit tier fast food restaurant ever. Everything has that gross subway taste and smell to it. Except the meatball sub. It's okay.
Everyone in Canada and the US know exactly what to expect so I don't know who this video is for.

For years they tried to position themselves as the healthier alternative to fast food until people looked at the ingredients and found it's not a big difference. Besides there are better sub places to go to. That and oversaturation of the market with Subway franchises being everywhere has essentially made them their own competition. Just look at Quizno's. Do they even exist anymore? They tried to portray themselves as the alternative to Subway and after poor business practices were sued out of existence and have practically disappeared.

They started selling beer at their locations as a sign of desperation, but they still exist as a better quality alternative to Subway in a country that doesn't have Firehouse or all those other funny US sub chains we don't have that you all keep talking about.

Canada does have Firehouse but only in Ontario. 55 locations according to their website... okay 52 with three opening soon. So for you people out in BC? Yer out of luck... until they decide to expand.

I still can't believe they actually made Jack an offer and he refused it. He could have swindled Rooster so fucking hard if he accepted it and passed the buck of a dying channel to him.

Back then? He wasn't the laughing stock of the internet that he is now and had a semi-successful channel bringing in some decent views. But he killed his channel by being a thin-skinned little bitch, turning off comments, being an ass on social media and having racists on his show. Today he'd probably accept the offer considering his sauce business has tanked, nobody watches his videos anymore except us and he's generally seen as being a failure.

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Try going to a hospital. They're still asking people to mask up just after walking in the door.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Of course he is. He never confronts anybody that he's not in a position of power over like his servers or store clerks. He takes pictures of his neighbors and writes passive aggressive screeds on them on Facebook but would never actually go over to them and say that to their face. He's a keyboard warrior who can't use a keyboard. And he's massive pussy who is trying really hard to pretend like he's a big swinging dick.


I'm betting he bought into the whole "fresh" aspect they were pushing and thinks Subway is better than some fast food burger. Which it is... technically. Although in terms of calories and fat a fast food burger is higher but the infamous Bourbon Bacon Cheeseburger he only had "one bite" from, while smashing half of it into his mouth, actually has less sodium. That's 1400mg in that burger but over 1500mg in a 12" turkey sub at Subway. Yeah. Healthy.


For years they tried to position themselves as the healthier alternative to fast food until people looked at the ingredients and found it's not a big difference. Besides there are better sub places to go to. That and oversaturation of the market with Subway franchises being everywhere has essentially made them their own competition. Just look at Quizno's. Do they even exist anymore? They tried to portray themselves as the alternative to Subway and after poor business practices were sued out of existence and have practically disappeared.


Canada does have Firehouse but only in Ontario. 55 locations according to their website... okay 52 with three opening soon. So for you people out in BC? Yer out of luck... until they decide to expand.


Back then? He wasn't the laughing stock of the internet that he is now and had a semi-successful channel bringing in some decent views. But he killed his channel by being a thin-skinned little bitch, turning off comments, being an ass on social media and having racists on his show. Today he'd probably accept the offer considering his sauce business has tanked, nobody watches his videos anymore except us and he's generally seen as being a failure.


Try going to a hospital. They're still asking people to mask up just after walking in the door.

I work at a hospital and we still do. We get people like Jack (even look like him) who screams and threatens us over telling them they have to wear a mask. He’s such a selfish prick. Please, get a third stroke already, fatty.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I work at a hospital and we still do. We get people like Jack (even look like him) who screams and threatens us over telling them they have to wear a mask. He’s such a selfish prick. Please, get a third stroke already, fatty.

You'd think that doctors and people who work in the medical industry would know about these things and you'd defer to their judgement. You know, like you demand to hear from an expert when you question somebody. But when it comes to this particular issue people are just losing their freaking minds.

Wear the damn mask if they ask you to. It's not hurting you in any way to do so.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

The Jack on the Go avatar is still grey on my end but he has a new duckface selfie on the main channel (sorry that I got my volume control in the screenshot, lol)