The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt - Ethan Ralph is on the run like a greased pig telling everyone they will never find him. Inevitably, they will. Post clues and speculation here.

[FuzzMushr00m]

I trust Ethan will do something retarded and dox himself but just this time I'm team Ralphamale I hope he can successfully hide his location. No more allegedly self-inflicted "swattings", no more attention whores dropping shit on his porch, no more J*sse PS.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I trust Ethan will do something retarded and dox himself but just this time I'm team Ralphamale I hope he can successfully hide his location. No more allegedly self-inflicted "swattings", no more attention whores dropping shit on his porch, no more J*sse PS.

Agree. It's not life ruination but it's just annoying and doesn't really do anything. I like viewing him in his natural habitat just carousing around getting drunk and doing stupid stuff in his little hat.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

What if Ralph has bought a van and adopted #VanLife?

 

[Derpy]

What if Ralph has bought a van and adopted #VanLife?

That would be one stinky-ass, mutha fuckin van.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

What if Ralph has bought a van and adopted #VanLife?

Then the transon family could yell at him about being homeless and going around the country like a pauper faggot.... hey isn't that what he's doing now basically?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Then the transon family could yell at him about being homeless and going around the country like a pauper faggot.... hey isn't that what he's doing now basically?
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I would love a Gunt vs Tranch saga.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Ethans not doing all that, he is way too lazy. It would also cost him money he
doesn't have.

Too lazy, too broke, too dumb, too afraid, too fat, too short, etc... So many things holding Ralph back from achieving his grandiose dreams. The end result is always the same. If Ralph promises “I’m gonna ____,” it’s a safe bet that nothing will happen.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Holy shit. I thought it would never happen. New season of /hwndu/ !!!!!!!

I'm so hyped to see Ralph eat his words in record time

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Too lazy, too broke, too dumb, too afraid, too fat, too short, etc... So many things holding Ralph back from achieving his grandiose dreams. The end result is always the same. If Ralph promises “I’m gonna ____,” it’s a safe bet that nothing will happen.

Does he even have dreams? I often wonder what he thinks the end game is. Does he think somehow his little show will take off and make millions? That Catboy will actually make political waves and bring him along for the ride? Does he expect to keep streaming the same dead air, mumble bullshit until he's 60?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Does he even have dreams? I often wonder what he thinks the end game is. Does he think somehow his little show will take off and make millions? That Catboy will actually make political waves and bring him along for the ride? Does he expect to keep streaming the same dead air, mumble bullshit until he's 60?

This fat nigga wants to build the redneck version of crasters keep out in the everglades.

Do you get it now? Do you understand?

 

[Autistic Jew One Ball]

If he moved to Florida I will say he has got to be up north. South Florida is very expensive

 

[Angry Shoes]

"Haha these mentally ill losers will never find out where I live"

I give it a week.

 

[EmptyTrough]

I trust Ethan will do something retarded and dox himself but just this time I'm team Ralphamale I hope he can successfully hide his location. No more allegedly self-inflicted "swattings", no more attention whores dropping shit on his porch, no more J*sse PS.

This is all true, but from my perspective, at least, the fun isn’t the thrill of a quality GUNT HUNT™, it’s proving him wrong and rubbing his fat face in it. He’s a petty fat fag who truly believes he’s intelligent, so when he makes these goofy claims about being tough, having money or saying he can’t be found, it’s always an enjoyment to watch him flail and fail in his array of Sisyphean tasks. It’s hilarious.

 

[Null]

If he moved to Florida I will say he has got to be up north. South Florida is very expensive

If he's in Central Time, he can be in Florida. Northwest Florida is CST, east and south Florida is EST.

 

[Christorian X]

If he's in Central Time, he can be in Florida. Northwest Florida is CST, east and south Florida is EST.

That's an excellent point. While I do think Florida could still be on the table, I think trying to hide out using a cash only / family owned rental seems like a strong possibility at this point.

 

[Null]

btw if it's a very fancy area that'd cater to fat white retards, look around Destin. City with the highest average net worth in the US.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Does he even have dreams? I often wonder what he thinks the end game is. Does he think somehow his little show will take off and make millions? That Catboy will actually make political waves and bring him along for the ride? Does he expect to keep streaming the same dead air, mumble bullshit until he's 60?

Ralph isn't planning on living that long.
All his rage comes from one source - he hates himself.
Everything he does makes more sense once you realize one thing, Ralph wants to die but lacks the "courage" (if you can call it that) to put a shotgun in his mouth, so instead he takes no care of himself, actively abuses his already fucked tubby little dysgenic body (he's already had at least 1 heart attack at the age of 35) and is trying to let nature and karma take care of the problem.
Ralph has no plans for the future, except being dead.
Thats why he keeps rolling from one disaster to the other, it's a form of self harm.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Holy shit. I thought it would never happen. New season of /hwndu/ !!!!!!!

I'm so hyped to see Ralph eat his words in record time

GWNDU

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Does he even have dreams? I often wonder what he thinks the end game is. Does he think somehow his little show will take off and make millions? That Catboy will actually make political waves and bring him along for the ride? Does he expect to keep streaming the same dead air, mumble bullshit until he's 60?

Honestly, yeah. He clearly had some grandiose dream of being rich, famous and respected. He did not want to be a nobody that is poor and hated. It probably hurts knowing that he fell so far short. All those people who said Ralph would never amount to anything—they were right all along. It would be tragic if it weren’t so goddamn funny.

 

[EmptyTrough]

That's an excellent point. While I do think Florida could still be on the table, I think trying to hide out using a cash only / family owned rental seems like a strong possibility at this

btw if it's a very fancy area that'd cater to fat white retards, look around Destin. City with the highest average net worth in the US.

There’s big memphis conmection to Destin

That's an excellent point. While I do think Florida could still be on the table, I think trying to hide out using a cash only / family owned rental seems like a strong possibility at this point.

it also has casinos