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[SCRAM]

The creepiest part of this is the person he's talking about is likely a mutual on Twitter and he's still desperately creeping.


There are about 17 1.5oz shots in a 750ml bottle so yeah, I'd say it's normal (depending on the amount of booze consumed outside of the bedroom) but also not super healthy to need a shot before bedtime.

750ml/17 = 44.11ml/day.
Average shot is 44.36ml.
Shot a day, not impressive, not concerning, but who knows how much other alcohol is consumed. That's his nightcap.

 

[FinnSven]

Considering his AM HOLE's mostly shut he'd be screaming bloody murder well before any kind of desperate degenerate could nut in the rot pocket.
If it wasn't completely shut I imagine it's similar to the regular way.

I mean life with AIDS and an Amhole?

He might have already got it from Steb or wedge.

If it hasn’t closed up already, then a bacteria filled seeping wound would spell an even more horrible rotting from the inside fate.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

I don’t know if that comic was made by a troon or not, but it’s telling that they made the real woman mean.

It’s very unlikely that a woman in real life would openly mock and laugh at a troon, but they drew the character doing it anyway. They made her the bad guy and the troon the victim.

Troons hate women more strongly than they want to be women. They’re the same guys internet feminists were crucifying ten years ago.

That comic was made by an actual troon, which makes it even funnier. The version posted here is slightly edited (where our version says "reality" the original says "dysphoria", and the character last panel originally had a slightly more feminine silhouette) but the joke itself is 100% the original author's. They are SO close to being self aware...



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[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I mean life with AIDS and an Amhole?

No fucking idea. I'm not personally affected and I've never watched watched Philadelphia so all I know about AIDS comes from

 

[Amphotericin B]

The Amhole makes it easier to catch HIV. Virus can enter a wound more easily than an intact body. Being barebacked by a male clown prostitute only increases the risk. So does taking it in the butt.

 

[FinnSven]

The Amhole makes it easier to catch HIV. Virus can enter a wound more easily than an intact body. Being barebacked by a male clown prostitute only increases the risk. So does taking it in the butt.

Hence I wonder if he has it.

A lot of people have been HIV+ without it developing into AIDS.

The unsanitary conditions he lives in, the badly cared for farm and a hole made where his cock used to be may accelerate its infection.

Actually, maybe I should shut up about this, him and Penny might realize to claim Kevvie is in the Terrance Higgins club, will be a grift that just keeps on grifting.

AIDS meds are pricey, plus medical weed.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Hence I wonder if he has it.

A lot of people have been HIV+ without it developing into AIDS.

The unsanitary conditions he lives in, the badly cared for farm and a hole made where his cock used to be may accelerate its infection.

Actually, maybe I should shut up about this, him and Penny might realize to claim Kevvie is in the Terrance Higgins club, will be a grift that just keeps on grifting.

AIDS meds are pricey, plus medical weed.

Maybe the shot of whiskey is for sterilising everyone’s amholes before they all climb into their stinkpit bed, of a night?

HIV and Alcoholism- avoided!

Lmao that Kevin posted that horrendously insulting picture of himself, calling it bad art, when it’s miles better than loads of ameture furry artists who follow him, and is also not dissimilar to their actual gross fetish art anyway, only faintly dipping into the obviously insulting territory, meaning his troons wil spend way longer than usual pouring over it to decode the meaning.

Amhole vest, and everything

 

[Ninon42]

That picture smells like Durian scented unwiped ass with topnotes of feet and corn chips and bottom notes of 19th century beer barm and sourdough starter.

Kevvie would not only wear ELDO Secretions Magnifiques but it would be an improvement over his normal stench. He could wear Zoologist Hyrax and yet again proclaim he's a musk slut while reeking of shit (you're welcome, shiteater Jen). But neither of those are queer enough for KevKev, only one would really do:

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

I don't think Theo's the formerly cis dude. If you look through Kevvy's tweets/replies, there's some other very normal cis looking dude who Kevvy tweeted at right before his "I like men too!" Tweet. Dude had just come out as a they/them and Kevvy was like "I got queer vibes from you before and now I know why!"

Sorry KevKev, that new genderqueer looks to be several paygrades above you. Wouldn’t be shocked if that guy hooked up with Kindness, though.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Kevin does not have AIDS.

Not only do you have to have sex to get AIDS, but your sex partners must have had sex with other people.

There are widowed grandmas at higher risk of AIDS than this faggot.

 

[Miss Misery]

750ml/17 = 44.11ml/day.
Average shot is 44.36ml.
Shot a day, not impressive, not concerning, but who knows how much other alcohol is consumed. That's his nightcap.

Bro you literally repeated everything in the quote.

Also given the alcohol collection on the kitchen counter I would wager that the bedtime Bushmills is far from the only booze he consumes of an evening.

 

[DatBepisTho]

IMHO The only person you should be using the "smoochable face" line on is a significant other you're already in a relationship with.
Saying it to anyone else comes across as hella desperate and kinda creepy.

Kevvie's got the moves and charisma of a prison gay incel and I'm going to laugh if the two latest crushes leave him more assblasted than Neck+Wedge did.

 

[MissAnthropist]

Hence I wonder if he has it.

A lot of people have been HIV+ without it developing into AIDS.

The unsanitary conditions he lives in, the badly cared for farm and a hole made where his cock used to be may accelerate its infection.

Actually, maybe I should shut up about this, him and Penny might realize to claim Kevvie is in the Terrance Higgins club, will be a grift that just keeps on grifting.

AIDS meds are pricey, plus medical weed.

Ok, but you're forgetting that HIV/AIDs is a wasting disease. While the Tranch is indeed full of waste, both in terms of trash and overconsumption/poor resource management, no one there is getting any thinner.

 

[Oxyjen]

Lmao that Kevin posted that horrendously insulting picture of himself, when it’s miles better than loads of Ameritech furry artists who follow him, and is also not dissimilar to their actual gross fetish art anyway, only faintly dipping into the obviously insulting territory, meaning his troons wil spend way longer than usual pouring over it to decode the meaning.

I noticed that he called in a fatwa against one of his followers for liking the art.. amusingly enough they seem to be totally on team tranny apart from that one probably entirely innocent slip up.
Collatoral damage bitch, that’ll learn ya!

 

[AfghanBlue]

I noticed that he called in a fatwa against one of his followers for liking the art.. amusingly enough they seem to be totally on team tranny apart from that one probably entirely innocent slip up.
Collatoral damage bitch, that’ll learn ya!

LOL

diaper gon

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Ok, but you're forgetting that HIV/AIDs is a wasting disease. While the Tranch is indeed full of waste, both in terms of trash and overconsumption/poor resource management, no one there is getting any thinner.

The alpacas are.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

I continue to pray for the alapaca uprising:

Spoiler: Soon:

 

[cuddle striker]

I thought he did that picture himself?

Anyway. I wondered something horrific.

How complicated would AIDS get for Kevvie, regarding the Amhole?

Surely he would be playing a very dangerous game with an unhealed wound and a compromised immune system?

Unlike the cosmetics done for troons, PreP is a useful and helpful medication that would prevent Kev or the others on the tranch from developing any issues if any tested HIV positive. it's a good medication regimen, prevents AIDS almost completely, and therefore HIV wouldn't be that bad even with all the nastiness on the tranch.

however it's not a drug most women take, so I feel like the uberfemme tranchers would forget to take it, neglect refills, argue about it endlessly, and end up with AIDS. in that case, open wounds are death sentences. especially given the squalor of the place.

we can only hope a wild giver* appears and the tranch picks up a good infection, before the alpacas all die.

* bugchasers look for givers, people who want to infect others with HIV

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I guess you can't really call it a grift if he outright says "I want money so I can buy myself a plastic dinosaur toy meant for small children" and then people go ahead and give him the money, but there has to be some other word for it.

Allowance.

 

[FinnSven]

Kevin does not have AIDS.

Not only do you have to have sex to get AIDS, but your sex partners must have had sex with other people.

There are widowed grandmas at higher risk of AIDS than this faggot.

Wedge.

They certainly had sexual contact and wedge is a known prostitute who is happy to do water sports, and famously has blown open his own arsehole.

I know it’s not 100% but if anyone in the tranch orbit is likely to have it, then it is Wedge.