Orbiter Isabella Loretta Janke / Maxine Sidero / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - "The Final Troll of Christory", Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Crusty Suicide Goblin, Estrogen Dispenser

[Maradontia]

There's no way this is real. Farts don't last that long unless you're getting a colonoscopy.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

A hobby of mine is breaking down the personalities of lolcows. So here are Bella stats.

Extroversion: 5/6, Bella definitely isn't a solitary fungus and likes to surround herself with lackeys. She has or had a strong social media presence and is mad that she doesn't fit in with the "bitchy popular girls".

Neurosis: 2/6, She is incredibly low, especially for a woman. She never seems to speak about getting scared when a man walks by her or constantly having anxiety like most girls, likely due to excess in testosterone.

Contientiousness: 1/6, Bella is an absolute mess. She is a total mess, I honestly wonder if it can be considered neurological.

Agreeability: 2/6, overall unpleasant to be around but she makes concessions when she needs to. (Keep in mind agreeable doesn't mean good person)

Openness to new experience: 4/6? I'm giving her a this score because of her oddness. Oddness is certainly a nice way of describing her.

Have you made stats for other lolcows?

 

[lolnah]

There's no way this is real. Farts don't last that long unless you're getting a colonoscopy.

She was playing the sounds from her phone

 

[SwanSwanson]

Have you made stats for other lolcows?

Yeah I have, Chris Chan, though I haven't posted it on the farms yet.

 

[GumballFapper]

Question: now that this shit died down do you think Bella now "enjoys" her bad reputation?

Not at all, the CWCIslam leak proved that she was extremely butthurt about being doxed and having her epic trolling plan foiled

Yeah I have, Chris Chan, though I haven't posted it on the farms yet.

Why don't you release your lolcow stats as playing cards so people can play lolcow fighting games Yu-gi-oh style

 

[Niggerfaggot Hunter]

Why don't you release your lolcow stats as playing cards so people can play lolcow fighting games Yu-gi-oh style

I have a weird feeling that Magic the Gathering is the better autism magnet for someone who would attempt such a thing.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Seems par for the course.

 

[BillTheButcher]

Is it safe to say ILJ's parents finally put a gag on their daughter? Seemed like she hadn't lost any steam with the islam shit... The moment it all got posted here (including her weird insta profile shit), she hasn't made a peep. Me thinks daddy's online people finally told him that her unpaid tickets and continued internet sleuthing was being documented online, because it's clear that being doxxed online (and having her life ruined in her early 20's) did nothing to prevent her from continuing with her usual discord MO.

 

[DiscoRodeo]

Is it safe to say ILJ's parents finally put a gag on their daughter? Seemed like she hadn't lost any steam with the islam shit... The moment it all got posted here (including her weird insta profile shit), she hasn't made a peep. Me thinks daddy's online people finally told him that her unpaid tickets and continued internet sleuthing was being documented online, because it's clear that being doxxed online (and having her life ruined in her early 20's) did nothing to prevent her from continuing with her usual discord MO.

Its doubtful, because the gag would have occurred before the CwC Islam shit. Whats more likely is that noone is documenting her.

 

[BillTheButcher]

Its doubtful, because the gag would have occurred before the CwC Islam shit. Whats more likely is that noone is documenting her.

Idk, people found her weird ass fringe insta profiles pretty quick. I dont think there's lack of interest to the point she's going unnoticed. To me, this seems deliberate.

And one thing we do know is ILJ still had free range after the initial dox; as evidenced by the speeding tickets in different states (that happened after the fact). So if she wasn't under literal parental house arrest, the only thing stopping ILJ from continued gayops was her own judgement (lol). Maybe the dad just figured his daughter wouldn't be stupid enough to actually do dumb shit again on the internet after having her life ruined, and wasn't actually monitoring her outside of all the damage control they are obviously paying people to do...

Its doubtful, because the gag would have occurred before the CwC Islam shit. Whats more likely is that noone is documenting her.

That being said, (and now that I think about it) lot of the big contributors on the original thread are no longer on this site/banned. So that very well could be the case.

 

[Jack the Autistic]

Recently I’ve been showing a picture of Isabella Janke to my male friends to see if they think she’s attractive. If they say yes I send them Turkey Tom's video to see if they still think she’s attractive, these are the responses-
Response 1: Just watched it now, seen Turkey Tom's vids before. And naah, bitches be crazy

Response 2: yeah I’d smash it but only after a few bevs, she’s weird so wouldn’t speak to her normal or message it but after a night out if she smelt alright yeah I’d tickle it.

Response 3: she’s alright looking but she’s also mental and not for me

Response 4: alright looking proper bitch no chance

Response 5: horrible, doesn’t get minutes

Response 6: definitely a no

Response 7: defo would only need 1 I’d be well away absolutely ruining the poor girl be on it like a dog with a bone

Response 8: if she came at me with some lingerie on and a dildo in her hand I wouldn’t be able to say no, I’d rip them glasses clean off and penetrate both holes, then impregnate her white/Latino ass x

Response 9: id smash her back doors in so hard she’d scream for help I’ll spunk all my load over her tiny titties and bite her clit off, proper turned me on the little slutbag, studs will be studs at the end of the day!

Response 10: Her glasses make me want to cream, I wanna bash it like a spastic and show her all my tactics whilst I make her glasses steam. I’d tie her up, blow her guts and put my nuts in her cuts, whilst her thrust is contagious, I’ll show her my greatness and receive her tongue up my anus, I hope this makes me famous.

Response 11: she is very weird and downright evil, torturing and bullying a man who is clearly not sane and enjoying which is extremely psychotic.

Response 12: she not cool

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

Anyone that says anything like this, that Chris or Bella is some sort of representation of all the world's woes, probably knows nothing about either of them at all, just the embellished narrative structure that surrounds them. They're just massive fuck ups that made asses of themselves, and continue to do so, through their own overblown egos.

I got a lot of shit back in the day for schizo posting about how heavily Bella resembles a mind control victim/ the chess club resembles some kind of victim recruitment op.

So I wont go full schizo but Ill say this, the children of the current ruling class, who are just now graduating from Ivy Leagues, signing record deals, selling their first start ups and working their first political campaigns, resemble ILJ far far more than anyone itc realizes. Shes probably not anyone important, but if you want to unerstand the new crop of the ruling class shes a very good representation of them.

 

[oopsie doodle]

Spoiler

Recently I’ve been showing a picture of Isabella Janke to my male friends to see if they think she’s attractive. If they say yes I send them Turkey Tom's video to see if they still think she’s attractive, these are the responses-
Response 1: Just watched it now, seen Turkey Tom's vids before. And naah, bitches be crazy

Response 2: yeah I’d smash it but only after a few bevs, she’s weird so wouldn’t speak to her normal or message it but after a night out if she smelt alright yeah I’d tickle it.

Response 3: she’s alright looking but she’s also mental and not for me

Response 4: alright looking proper bitch no chance

Response 5: horrible, doesn’t get minutes

Response 6: definitely a no

Response 7: defo would only need 1 I’d be well away absolutely ruining the poor girl be on it like a dog with a bone

Response 8: if she came at me with some lingerie on and a dildo in her hand I wouldn’t be able to say no, I’d rip them glasses clean off and penetrate both holes, then impregnate her white/Latino ass x

Response 9: id smash her back doors in so hard she’d scream for help I’ll spunk all my load over her tiny titties and bite her clit off, proper turned me on the little slutbag, studs will be studs at the end of the day!

Did you know your male friends were horrifying prior to this, or is this how you found out?

 

[Apochrypha]

Recently I’ve been showing a picture of Isabella Janke to my male friends to see if they think she’s attractive. If they say yes I send them Turkey Tom's video to see if they still think she’s attractive, these are the responses-
Response 1: Just watched it now, seen Turkey Tom's vids before. And naah, bitches be crazy

Response 2: yeah I’d smash it but only after a few bevs, she’s weird so wouldn’t speak to her normal or message it but after a night out if she smelt alright yeah I’d tickle it.

Response 3: she’s alright looking but she’s also mental and not for me

Response 4: alright looking proper bitch no chance

Response 5: horrible, doesn’t get minutes

Response 6: definitely a no

Response 7: defo would only need 1 I’d be well away absolutely ruining the poor girl be on it like a dog with a bone

Response 8: if she came at me with some lingerie on and a dildo in her hand I wouldn’t be able to say no, I’d rip them glasses clean off and penetrate both holes, then impregnate her white/Latino ass x

Response 9: id smash her back doors in so hard she’d scream for help I’ll spunk all my load over her tiny titties and bite her clit off, proper turned me on the little slutbag, studs will be studs at the end of the day!

Response 10: Her glasses make me want to cream, I wanna bash it like a spastic and show her all my tactics whilst I make her glasses steam. I’d tie her up, blow her guts and put my nuts in her cuts, whilst her thrust is contagious, I’ll show her my greatness and receive her tongue up my anus, I hope this makes me famous.

Response 11: she is very weird and downright evil, torturing and bullying a man who is clearly not sane and enjoying which is extremely psychotic.

Response 12: she not cool

What an apt name.

 

[AtrocityVoyeur]

Recently I’ve been showing a picture of Isabella Janke to my male friends to see if they think she’s attractive. If they say yes I send them Turkey Tom's video to see if they still think she’s attractive, these are the responses-
Response 1: Just watched it now, seen Turkey Tom's vids before. And naah, bitches be crazy

Response 2: yeah I’d smash it but only after a few bevs, she’s weird so wouldn’t speak to her normal or message it but after a night out if she smelt alright yeah I’d tickle it.

Response 3: she’s alright looking but she’s also mental and not for me

Response 4: alright looking proper bitch no chance

Response 5: horrible, doesn’t get minutes

Response 6: definitely a no

Response 7: defo would only need 1 I’d be well away absolutely ruining the poor girl be on it like a dog with a bone

Response 8: if she came at me with some lingerie on and a dildo in her hand I wouldn’t be able to say no, I’d rip them glasses clean off and penetrate both holes, then impregnate her white/Latino ass x

Response 9: id smash her back doors in so hard she’d scream for help I’ll spunk all my load over her tiny titties and bite her clit off, proper turned me on the little slutbag, studs will be studs at the end of the day!

Response 10: Her glasses make me want to cream, I wanna bash it like a spastic and show her all my tactics whilst I make her glasses steam. I’d tie her up, blow her guts and put my nuts in her cuts, whilst her thrust is contagious, I’ll show her my greatness and receive her tongue up my anus, I hope this makes me famous.

Response 11: she is very weird and downright evil, torturing and bullying a man who is clearly not sane and enjoying which is extremely psychotic.

Response 12: she not cool

Please don't ever write this kind of post again.

 

[Ass Johnson]

Recently I’ve been showing a picture of Isabella Janke to my male friends to see if they think she’s attractive. If they say yes I send them Turkey Tom's video to see if they still think she’s attractive, these are the responses-
Response 1: Just watched it now, seen Turkey Tom's vids before. And naah, bitches be crazy

Response 2: yeah I’d smash it but only after a few bevs, she’s weird so wouldn’t speak to her normal or message it but after a night out if she smelt alright yeah I’d tickle it.

Response 3: she’s alright looking but she’s also mental and not for me

Response 4: alright looking proper bitch no chance

Response 5: horrible, doesn’t get minutes

Response 6: definitely a no

Response 7: defo would only need 1 I’d be well away absolutely ruining the poor girl be on it like a dog with a bone

Response 8: if she came at me with some lingerie on and a dildo in her hand I wouldn’t be able to say no, I’d rip them glasses clean off and penetrate both holes, then impregnate her white/Latino ass x

Response 9: id smash her back doors in so hard she’d scream for help I’ll spunk all my load over her tiny titties and bite her clit off, proper turned me on the little slutbag, studs will be studs at the end of the day!

Response 10: Her glasses make me want to cream, I wanna bash it like a spastic and show her all my tactics whilst I make her glasses steam. I’d tie her up, blow her guts and put my nuts in her cuts, whilst her thrust is contagious, I’ll show her my greatness and receive her tongue up my anus, I hope this makes me famous.

Response 11: she is very weird and downright evil, torturing and bullying a man who is clearly not sane and enjoying which is extremely psychotic.

Response 12: she not cool

Log off.

 

[A-№1]

Did you know your male friends were horrifying prior to this, or is this how you found out?

Not all of them seem horrible, but quite a few of them are obviously virgins.

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

Recently I’ve been showing a picture of Isabella Janke to my male friends to see if they think she’s attractive. If they say yes I send them Turkey Tom's video to see if they still think she’s attractive, these are the responses-
Response 1: Just watched it now, seen Turkey Tom's vids before. And naah, bitches be crazy

Response 2: yeah I’d smash it but only after a few bevs, she’s weird so wouldn’t speak to her normal or message it but after a night out if she smelt alright yeah I’d tickle it.

Response 3: she’s alright looking but she’s also mental and not for me

Response 4: alright looking proper bitch no chance

Response 5: horrible, doesn’t get minutes

Response 6: definitely a no

Response 7: defo would only need 1 I’d be well away absolutely ruining the poor girl be on it like a dog with a bone

Response 8: if she came at me with some lingerie on and a dildo in her hand I wouldn’t be able to say no, I’d rip them glasses clean off and penetrate both holes, then impregnate her white/Latino ass x

Response 9: id smash her back doors in so hard she’d scream for help I’ll spunk all my load over her tiny titties and bite her clit off, proper turned me on the little slutbag, studs will be studs at the end of the day!

Response 10: Her glasses make me want to cream, I wanna bash it like a spastic and show her all my tactics whilst I make her glasses steam. I’d tie her up, blow her guts and put my nuts in her cuts, whilst her thrust is contagious, I’ll show her my greatness and receive her tongue up my anus, I hope this makes me famous.

Response 11: she is very weird and downright evil, torturing and bullying a man who is clearly not sane and enjoying which is extremely psychotic.

Response 12: she not cool

Is this a zoomer thing where you have to pretend someone's not attractive because they're bad or have the wrong politics? I see it when people bring up folk like Amber Heard and Ivanka too. "OMG gross! She literally wants to put trans women in death camps!"

 

[glib]

Recently I’ve been showing a picture of Isabella Janke to my male friends to see if they think she’s attractive. If they say yes I send them Turkey Tom's video to see if they still think she’s attractive, these are the responses-
Response 1: Just watched it now, seen Turkey Tom's vids before. And naah, bitches be crazy

Response 2: yeah I’d smash it but only after a few bevs, she’s weird so wouldn’t speak to her normal or message it but after a night out if she smelt alright yeah I’d tickle it.

Response 3: she’s alright looking but she’s also mental and not for me

Response 4: alright looking proper bitch no chance

Response 5: horrible, doesn’t get minutes

Response 6: definitely a no

Response 7: defo would only need 1 I’d be well away absolutely ruining the poor girl be on it like a dog with a bone

Response 8: if she came at me with some lingerie on and a dildo in her hand I wouldn’t be able to say no, I’d rip them glasses clean off and penetrate both holes, then impregnate her white/Latino ass x

Response 9: id smash her back doors in so hard she’d scream for help I’ll spunk all my load over her tiny titties and bite her clit off, proper turned me on the little slutbag, studs will be studs at the end of the day!

Response 10: Her glasses make me want to cream, I wanna bash it like a spastic and show her all my tactics whilst I make her glasses steam. I’d tie her up, blow her guts and put my nuts in her cuts, whilst her thrust is contagious, I’ll show her my greatness and receive her tongue up my anus, I hope this makes me famous.

Response 11: she is very weird and downright evil, torturing and bullying a man who is clearly not sane and enjoying which is extremely psychotic.

Response 12: she not cool

None of your "friends" commented on her hygiene.

do your friends also smell?

 

[Eugene90]

Recently I’ve been showing a picture of Isabella Janke to my male friends to see if they think she’s attractive. If they say yes I send them Turkey Tom's video to see if they still think she’s attractive, these are the responses-
Response 1: Just watched it now, seen Turkey Tom's vids before. And naah, bitches be crazy

Response 2: yeah I’d smash it but only after a few bevs, she’s weird so wouldn’t speak to her normal or message it but after a night out if she smelt alright yeah I’d tickle it.

Response 3: she’s alright looking but she’s also mental and not for me

Response 4: alright looking proper bitch no chance

Response 5: horrible, doesn’t get minutes

Response 6: definitely a no

Response 7: defo would only need 1 I’d be well away absolutely ruining the poor girl be on it like a dog with a bone

Response 8: if she came at me with some lingerie on and a dildo in her hand I wouldn’t be able to say no, I’d rip them glasses clean off and penetrate both holes, then impregnate her white/Latino ass x

Response 9: id smash her back doors in so hard she’d scream for help I’ll spunk all my load over her tiny titties and bite her clit off, proper turned me on the little slutbag, studs will be studs at the end of the day!

Response 10: Her glasses make me want to cream, I wanna bash it like a spastic and show her all my tactics whilst I make her glasses steam. I’d tie her up, blow her guts and put my nuts in her cuts, whilst her thrust is contagious, I’ll show her my greatness and receive her tongue up my anus, I hope this makes me famous.

Response 11: she is very weird and downright evil, torturing and bullying a man who is clearly not sane and enjoying which is extremely psychotic.

Response 12: she not cool

This tells me two things.

One -- you're associated with people with serious mental health issues and that has made you mentally retarded too.

Two -- Fuck off.