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Fatrick is going to look even more of a dick if one of his friends looses their phone and texts him their new number, only to receive a barrage of insults, accusations of stalking and toothless legal
Threat.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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The whole "Torque Wheeler" saga is so fucking retarded and fat it makes me laugh involuntary. Just the name "Torque Wheeler" is so absurdly retarded. I love it.
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Gonna stop you right there hoss, you already made a pretty major fuckin assumption about fatrick that is about as substantiated as his literary talent or paternal instincts.
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One day I hope to enjoy der meatloaf, le scrambled eggs or perhaps ¡hamburger soup! in these exotic old world locales.
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Fine!
He will look a dick if his lawyer sends him and sms from an unknown number.
Or the bar manager at hooligans following up on his unpaid bar tab.
That would be fantastic, if he manages to get himself banned from there for calling the manager a stalker.
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Americans do this occasionally. I assume they're used to writing cities in the US as 'New York, NY' or 'Los Angeles, CA' and extend the same habit to non-US locations.
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Pat is gonna be beaming all weak that he got people on a website to press a button en masse. This is what fulfilling achievement looks like to this sad fuck.
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They'll make a movie of Ricks defiance against the terrible stalkers.
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There can’t be any redemption if I’m never wrong, child.
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I'm not talking about carpooling, but paid ride sharing which I dare you to do without myriad regulations choking you. Look at how governments reacted to cheaper Uber and Lyft.
The gas taxes referred to states making a shitload of money through them which ridesharing would lessen. Plenty of people living in big cities prove your theory not categorically true that people want their quarter acre yards above wanting to live close to stores and neighbors.
The other issue is poor zoning. But thats for another day. Can't discuss too many things that would make Fat's head implode. He has a hard enough time understanding our simplistic insults as he reads this thread.
JustStopDude
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Since Patrick is such an expert in Europe, I'm surprised how he doesn't know about the major problem spain has with it's interior.
Basically it's emptying out of it's population because only the major cities have access to rail, roads, jobs, etc.
It's kind of how the mass transit can be use to destroy entire towns and cities that don't have political power.
But it's not like he talks out of his ass. I'm sure he knows this.
Basically it's emptying out of it's population because only the major cities have access to rail, roads, jobs, etc.
It's kind of how the mass transit can be use to destroy entire towns and cities that don't have political power.
But it's not like he talks out of his ass. I'm sure he knows this.
Nightmare Friends
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Seriously, what the fuck does he do for money? His book sales are nonexistent and he spends every waking hour sperging on twitter. Is it government gibs or are they independently wealthy somehow? I've read the entire thread but no one seems to have any concrete evidence on how Fat and Big Nik actually survive.
cigarettesalsa
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Who's parents are still alive? Maybe it's the in laws tugging them along.
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He's well known in the bespoke pepperoni market, which you can imagine means he charges a premium for his products.
RazorBackBacon
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If your tweets are even slightly on-brand, you're basically guaranteed to get 1%-2% of your follower count in likes. These do not translate into sales.
Source: I artfag for coinage sometimes
It doesn't help that we have a bunch of cities named after places in Europe. Sure, not a whole lot of folks are going to mistake Dublin, CA for the land of the potatonigger, but some people are stupid.
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It's possible that a lot of the discrepancy in advertiser sales numbers is due to bots as well. There used to be a big deal where retarded boomer publishers would throw a book deal at an "influencer" with multi-millions of bought followers and thought they had an embedded audience, when really it was just fake. A lot of serious grifters got into writing that way.
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Confirmed Person of Autism.
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I knew seeing his rail tweets would trigger me. Thanks to whoever posted them here so I could confirm.
First: NOBODY calls it the “Chunnel” except retarded North Americans. It’s the Channel tunnel.
Second: His fantasies that there’s no security theater or delays at European train stations as there are at airports is deranged. My idea of hell on earth is the holding pen at Gare du Nord where you’re kept captive — almost always with long delays that are never explained or apologized for — before boarding. But even that’s after the clusterfuck of passport control and security checks. Yes, you can pull off a day trip if you’re willing to leave at dawn and get home late but otherwise it’s much more trouble than it’s worth — may as well stay a few days.
And I didn’t even get into the scariest four words a Europe dweller can be faced with: rail replacement bus service. Enjoy getting to the station for your train to find out you’re being put on a fucking bus instead. Hope you didn’t have to be anywhere on time. No, you don’t get compensated for being jerked around.
Third: Pat is fucking stupid and I hope he chokes on his neck fat in his sleep.
Signed,
Someone who’s done more European rail journeys than Pat’s had hot dinners
First: NOBODY calls it the “Chunnel” except retarded North Americans. It’s the Channel tunnel.
Second: His fantasies that there’s no security theater or delays at European train stations as there are at airports is deranged. My idea of hell on earth is the holding pen at Gare du Nord where you’re kept captive — almost always with long delays that are never explained or apologized for — before boarding. But even that’s after the clusterfuck of passport control and security checks. Yes, you can pull off a day trip if you’re willing to leave at dawn and get home late but otherwise it’s much more trouble than it’s worth — may as well stay a few days.
And I didn’t even get into the scariest four words a Europe dweller can be faced with: rail replacement bus service. Enjoy getting to the station for your train to find out you’re being put on a fucking bus instead. Hope you didn’t have to be anywhere on time. No, you don’t get compensated for being jerked around.
Third: Pat is fucking stupid and I hope he chokes on his neck fat in his sleep.
Signed,
Someone who’s done more European rail journeys than Pat’s had hot dinners
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