DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[NursezillaX]

The idea of cleaning out my own garage is boring enough. The fact that Phil thinks showing us his garbage for four hours is not only stream-worthy but an "event" shows how low effort and lazy he is. He's scraped right through the bottom of the barrel into wherever "Rob Gahbagan" finds his stories.

Fucking hell. Pay me so i can clean my closet/My place of "buisiness" is the worst scam he's ever pulled. Its the worst it ever will be too. Damn near record breaking. And the worst part is... it's working on these retards. Excuse me. The one retard who gifted all those memberships.

After all the screeching he does about the 'human pieces of shit who would nitpick everything and say 'oh, look what Phil spent money on!!'' if he ever gave anybody another glimpse of his house outside the awh-fice, nobody with half a brain can possibly expect there to be anything of interest 'discovered' during this event. Like his reacts, this will be rehearsed / sanitized beforehand and, if possible, even set up to give him some rambling shitty stories to drone on about that he thinks might pry some wallets open. Too bad he can't get one of the piglets to do the prep on this one like on the Rambo and Howard react without somebody physically coming over. Completely worthless 'event'.

 

[Grimlock]

DSP really want people to believe his roommate be cooking all these dinners know damn well it's doordash orders. The bank leaks showed Khet doesn't cook they was ordering doordash up to 3 times a day

 

[TomBradysVagina]

After all the screeching he does about the 'human pieces of shit who would nitpick everything and say 'oh, look what Phil spent money on!!'' if he ever gave anybody another glimpse of his house outside the awh-fice, nobody with half a brain can possibly expect there to be anything of interest 'discovered' during this event. Like his reacts, this will be rehearsed / sanitized beforehand and, if possible, even set up to give him some rambling shitty stories to drone on about that he thinks might pry some wallets open. Too bad he can't get one of the piglets to do the prep on this one like on the Rambo and Howard react without somebody physically coming over. Completely worthless 'event'.

He said yesterday it's so he can find things to put behind him on stream or sell to gamestop. When asked he said NO HE WILL NOT sell anything online because trolls will find it and screw with him.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Sure, Phil. Meanwhile, your chat couldn't care less, except for Slayer being a simp for you this entire time. And you're rotating between Zangief, Vega and Bison without having fun with other characters, despite your dentheads asking you to switch it up.

 

[Pargon]

sell to gamestop

lmao. good luck selling any of your filth-encrusted junk to a company widely known for paying out pennies to resalers, and in the middle of a recession no less. funnier still when you imagine Phil lingering in public long enough for his secondhand prizes to be appraised, when doing so means he is in constant risk of being raped in every hole and then bled like the pig he is.

he’s not selling anything to anyone. he’s going to move part of his manchild horde to the altar of consoomerism he prostrates himself before every day and expects to be paid $300+ for his trouble.

EDIT to add: in the salad days of physical media Phil was The Guy who sold 20 games at a time for store credit knowing damn well the employees wouldn’t be checking them for damage until long after he’d left. Bet.

 

[capefear56]

I wonder how he feels about ~$350 one day, then having two days of basically nothing from his whales. He was probably so relieved to see paypigs still willing to whale out for him, followed by an instant smack of reality when those same paypigs are all tapped out the following days and his average income equalizes to what it's always been: a steady downward trend.

 

[Kheapathic]

Phil really needs to work on his neutral game; he still has the scrub mentality of always be attacking, he has no patience or nerve to be able to just stand his ground and be confident he can answer whatever comes his way. It doesn't help that his Queen Bee pattern is fairly obvious; wall-dive-kick into stinger, wall-dive-kick into wall-dive-kick 2-5 times, combo that starts low, or random super.

I can fucking see through you Phil; and I'm half fucking blind.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

DSP coping about getting felted in Street Beggar and Begstalkers and saying that rollback netcode is basically like a slot machine which favors you just mashing because if you do that there's a higher chance the game "gives you the move" you need to win

EDIT: Seething about the Cannon brothers again. They made the netcode to make money and then they banned me from the SRK forums for criticizing it! I was a whistleblower who exposed their shitty netcode and they silenced me!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Seething about the Cannon brothers again. They made the netcode to make money and then they banned me from the SRK forums for criticizing it! I was a whistleblower who exposed their shitty netcode and they silenced me!

What are the odds that Phil was being his usual asshole self and got told to STFU and was banned when he mouthed off, and is now assmad because of it?

 

[capefear56]

Seething about the Cannon brothers again. They made the netcode to make money and then they banned me from the SRK forums for criticizing it! I was a whistleblower who exposed their shitty netcode and they silenced me!

They banned me for exposing their money-making scheme!

*leans PhilWhalesGacha*

 

[PetiteDragon43]

After all the screeching he does about the 'human pieces of shit who would nitpick everything and say 'oh, look what Phil spent money on!!'' if he ever gave anybody another glimpse of his house outside the awh-fice, nobody with half a brain can possibly expect there to be anything of interest 'discovered' during this event. Like his reacts, this will be rehearsed / sanitized beforehand and, if possible, even set up to give him some rambling shitty stories to drone on about that he thinks might pry some wallets open. Too bad he can't get one of the piglets to do the prep on this one like on the Rambo and Howard react without somebody physically coming over. Completely worthless 'event'.

He already admitted the things are in plastic containers with labels. The only thing i expect is a box of movies with Pandalee's giant purple dildo hidden in it or a box of crumpled lost letters from "a fan"(think the christmas special). I don't really give a shit otherwise. I just hate the idea that he thinks keeping his buisiness space organized constitutes as an event.

 

[Bill Elliot]

The last two days have been kinda messy from Dave. Let's hope this plus the economy finally puts together the second bankruptcy ark.

 

[LolCowCentral]

Honestly he is making more now than when he was on twitch so the real question is how did he keep up with his bills before the bankruptcy? He had like 14 credit cards and over 100k in debt.

I believe he has money leftover now after having his debt cleared but back then was he just applying for more credit cards each time he ran out of money and filed bankruptcy when no one would give him any more credit ?

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Honestly he is making more now than when he was on twitch so the real question is how did he keep up with his bills before the bankruptcy? He had like 14 credit cards and over 100k in debt.

I believe he has money leftover now after having his debt cleared but back then was he just applying for more credit cards each time he ran out of money and filed bankruptcy when no one would give him any more credit ?

dood you just use one credit card to pay off the other one, it's street-smart lesson 101!

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Honestly he is making more now than when he was on twitch so the real question is how did he keep up with his bills before the bankruptcy? He had like 14 credit cards and over 100k in debt.

I believe he has money leftover now after having his debt cleared but back then was he just applying for more credit cards each time he ran out of money and filed bankruptcy when no one would give him any more credit ?

I have a feeling that Phil was spending more when he had the credit cards than without. So he could spend however much he needed to get top on a WWE event for instance instead of only having whatever money he made from streaming. Also that as far as we know, he was making more expensive purchases such as the car, condo in CT and flying Kat over from Michigan. Yeah he doordashes everything now, but I can imagine that he was going out to pricey restaurants more frequently on his day offs than he's been able to now.

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

believe he has money leftover now after having his debt cleared but back then was he just applying for more credit cards each time he ran out of money and filed bankruptcy when no one would give him any more credit ?

probably did balance transfers every time he got a new card

 

[Dona Morte]

I have a feeling that Phil was spending more when he had the credit cards than without. So he could spend however much he needed to get top on a WWE event for instance instead of only having whatever money he made from streaming. Also that as far as we know, he was making more expensive purchases such as the car, condo in CT and flying Kat over from Michigan. Yeah he doordashes everything now, but I can imagine that he was going out to pricey restaurants more frequently on his day offs than he's been able to now.

Just because he did a bankrupcy it does not mean he does not havea card.
Phil IS the perfect customer.
Always carries a balance. Charges a lot.
He probably does a balance transfer or uses one to pay off the other.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Just because he did a bankrupcy it does not mean he does not havea card.
Phil IS the perfect customer.
Always carries a balance. Charges a lot.
He probably does a balance transfer or uses one to pay off the other.

Oh yeah, Phil got a chapter 7 bankruptcy. My head was thinking chapter 13 where they make you wait 3-5 years before being able to get one

 

[actually]

probably did balance transfers every time he got a new card

No probably about it. He's talked about kiting his debt around like this. He ran into trouble when he couldn't keep up with the ever increasing debt payments.

 

[NursezillaX]

Phils response:
“Nobody cares about the sales numbers for fable, you’ve been posting fable facts all stream and it’s incredibly annoying”

Guarantee if he had hit the some higher tips goals that wouldn’t happen

Oh, 100%. If he got $100+, in his Daily Fap he'd be, 'We had a lot of fun on the early stream, had a lot of fun conversation talking about some Fables facts!' to make himself sound like an engaged and interactive streamer who actually gives a shit what his chat talks about (he doesn't). Weird how often that only seems to coincide with high 'support'.

I don't get why the trolls in chat just don't all make fake Derichs

Especially since, if you don't remember this happening it did I shit you not, Derich gets fucking confused about if the fake is him! Real crowd of winners Dave has gathered there.