Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

I just want to say it's funny that Andy said Alex had man boobs, but instead of pointing out the nipple region, he drew a circle around the noticable pec insertion in the shoulder. That's called muscle.

Andy's pecs have always been severely lacking, I think he's a bit jelly.

Also:

 

[Moist Man]

Show has gotten much worse since the Ralph-Fuentes crossover saga ended, don't even tune in anymore

It's fucking unbearable to watch. It used to be good background noise. But it is the same shit week after week the AF cow is dry and emaciated they won't let it die. PPP is a fat sack of shit, the show would probably be 3 hours shorter if Andy didn't st-st-stutter. They talk about the same like 8 people. The original concept was like a lolcow show would have been cool like a second MATI. But these grifters are too lazy or too retarded to make something interesting. Instead every week we get "NICK FUENTES IS SAD AND CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL" like no shit who doesn't know these surface level observations. I don't see how anyone could still find it entertaining. Can't wait for Andy to make a soyface and yell "SIGNAL BOOT FOR $100" for the hundredth time and halt the flow of the show.

 

[thismanlies]

One thing hurting the Kino Casino that I think Ashton and Andy are aware of but they don't know how to address it is the lack of new content for the show.

Gunt and AF are content factories, but leaning on them is like a casino only offering poker and slots. Those games are staples for any casino, but you'll need to offer more if you want people to keep coming in the front door. And to their credit, PPP and Andy have tried. They just suck at introducing new attractions. They tried covering Lindsay Ellis, which is like having some washed-up hair metal band performing at your casino. People remember who she is, they just won't get anything new when she performs all her greatest hits. They introduced Stu Peters, who seems like a promising attraction but they need time to let him get established. Then they have their Gumroad where they review shows like Survivor and 90 Day Fiancé. If I had to compare that to anything, it'd be the buffet where you're not getting anything good but you're getting all the calories you can handle for ten bucks.

Godwinson had a really great idea to cover V-Tubers like Vaush. That would've been like adding games like blackjack and roulette to your lineup. But after PPP apparently went running his mouth about getting Warski kicked off (which he can't do) and having them do the show together, that seems like it'll never happen and it would blow up in their faces if they tried going after the V-Tubers without publicly kissing Godwinson's ring first and saying that every one of his criticisms were spot on.

 

[Esoteric Godwinsonism]

I kept thinking the same thing watching PPP spaz out over Josh, it has to be a work.

When are you starfish sucking faggots going to realise PPP is an aimless 62 IQ retard who has fell into a small fortune because every retarded fucking thing he does he has a legion of gunt guards who swear every move he makes is a 200 IQ play? I remember when you toilet seat cleaners were calling the Surfer break up kayfabe at a point too. PPP is a man who thought it was a good idea to spread his asshole on live stream while sticking pins into his head and shouting his full address while being a minister in a church. PPP barely has to try with his works because his gunt guards will come up with the most creative fanfiction to explain why a 450 lbs gambling addicted alcoholic who was homeless living in a forest for several months is actually a mastermind strategist when he took Andy Warski's cock in his mouth live on stream.

PPP is vengeful, anyone can see that by how he deals with his ex-associates. He clearly has a genuine dislike for Josh. To you PPPeasants what will it take for you to recognise something is not a work at this point? PPP could get pegged by Warski live on stream and you fuckers would call it an epic gayfabe move. You're delusional.

 

[ladettaja]

The claim that Warski did not go to Portugal but instead flew out to some chick who turned out to be a catfish is hilarious if true. Apparently he seethed in discord, so I wonder if there will be any leaks of that

 

[Retrodogkiller]

One thing hurting the Kino Casino that I think Ashton and Andy are aware of but they don't know how to address it is the lack of new content for the show.

Gunt and AF are content factories, but leaning on them is like a casino only offering poker and slots. Those games are staples for any casino, but you'll need to offer more if you want people to keep coming in the front door. And to their credit, PPP and Andy have tried. They just suck at introducing new attractions. They tried covering Lindsay Ellis, which is like having some washed-up hair metal band performing at your casino. People remember who she is, they just won't get anything new when she performs all her greatest hits. They introduced Stu Peters, who seems like a promising attraction but they need time to let him get established. Then they have their Gumroad where they review shows like Survivor and 90 Day Fiancé. If I had to compare that to anything, it'd be the buffet where you're not getting anything good but you're getting all the calories you can handle for ten bucks.

Godwinson had a really great idea to cover V-Tubers like Vaush. That would've been like adding games like blackjack and roulette to your lineup. But after PPP apparently went running his mouth about getting Warski kicked off (which he can't do) and having them do the show together, that seems like it'll never happen and it would blow up in their faces if they tried going after the V-Tubers without publicly kissing Godwinson's ring first and saying that every one of his criticisms were spot on.

While I would like to see breadtubers get exposure for the creepy sex pest lolcows they are. Andy and ppp lack the intellectual chops to do it. I feel the breadtube idea was solely Godwinsons. Seems more his style of person to go after and he's good at getting a rise out of the pseudo-intellectual and self important types.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

It's fucking unbearable to watch. It used to be good background noise. But it is the same shit week after week the AF cow is dry and emaciated they won't let it die. PPP is a fat sack of shit, the show would probably be 3 hours shorter if Andy didn't st-st-stutter. They talk about the same like 8 people. The original concept was like a lolcow show would have been cool like a second MATI. But these grifters are too lazy or too retarded to make something interesting. Instead every week we get "NICK FUENTES IS SAD AND CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL" like no shit who doesn't know these surface level observations. I don't see how anyone could still find it entertaining. Can't wait for Andy to make a soyface and yell "SIGNAL BOOT FOR $100" for the hundredth time and halt the flow of the show.

There are a lot of former AF people that think KC is going to take down AF and save the movement. All they want to see is AF stuff. It's really pathetic. AF is already dead and there is no fucking movement.

 

[A Logging Company]

I kept thinking the same thing watching PPP spaz out over Josh, it has to be a work. PPP transforms into Ralph and goes heel. But then again I realized this is about money so it could be real. Threatening the grift income by pointing out the truth is a unforgivable sin.

We'll know it's a work if Godwinson goes on Killstream.

While I would like to see breadtubers get exposure for the creepy sex pest lolcows they are. Andy and ppp lack the intellectual chops to do it. I feel the breadtube idea was solely Godwinsons. Seems more his style of person to go after and he's good at getting a rise out of the pseudo-intellectual and self important types.

Yeah I feel like them going after breadtube a dud idea, as that train has already petered out. You're really just left with Vaush, and the Vaush a-log market is already overstated. His hypocrisy, weird views, unhinged rants, and history sexpestery is already wide spread and has been covered before.

Funny enough, covering and dunking on Breadtubers was Flamenco's beat before he switched to Vtuber happenings and general drama.

 

[Moist Man]

One thing hurting the Kino Casino that I think Ashton and Andy are aware of but they don't know how to address it is the lack of new content for the show.

Gunt and AF are content factories, but leaning on them is like a casino only offering poker and slots. Those games are staples for any casino, but you'll need to offer more if you want people to keep coming in the front door. And to their credit, PPP and Andy have tried. They just suck at introducing new attractions. They tried covering Lindsay Ellis, which is like having some washed-up hair metal band performing at your casino. People remember who she is, they just won't get anything new when she performs all her greatest hits. They introduced Stu Peters, who seems like a promising attraction but they need time to let him get established. Then they have their Gumroad where they review shows like Survivor and 90 Day Fiancé. If I had to compare that to anything, it'd be the buffet where you're not getting anything good but you're getting all the calories you can handle for ten bucks.

Godwinson had a really great idea to cover V-Tubers like Vaush. That would've been like adding games like blackjack and roulette to your lineup. But after PPP apparently went running his mouth about getting Warski kicked off (which he can't do) and having them do the show together, that seems like it'll never happen and it would blow up in their faces if they tried going after the V-Tubers without publicly kissing Godwinson's ring first and saying that every one of his criticisms were spot on.

The problem is the Casino is scared to try anything except AF. They could do breadtubers they could do lolcows they could do v-tubers. The problem is all of that would require work and actual thinking. Half the time either Andy or PPP haven't even seen the goddamn clip. It's so fucking unorganized. A buffet is a perfect anology but it's a buffet where everything taste like shit and one of the options taste alright. I think they are just too lazy to branch out and will do the same thing over and over until the donations dry up. When that happens either they will shape up or disband.

There are a lot of former AF people that think KC is going to take down AF and save the movement. All they want to see is AF stuff. It's really pathetic. AF is already dead and there is no fucking movement.

That sounds retarded KC would never take down AF because what content would they have for the next week? The casino is in a parasitic relationship with AF.

 

[Retink]

Godwinson wasn't the reason for that episode getting slammed, as much as Andy sneeds and copes.

Godwinson did poorly that episode but the thing that fucked it was PPP and Andy fucking up every piece of evidence that they could have easily presented correctly if they read the thread on here instead of just skimming it for images. Also if PPP just stopped pretending there was some bombshell he was holding onto the whole time it would have been much better. Andy wasn't that bad that episode as at least he tried to play good cop, but he could have prepped way better.

 

[A Sunset]

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Again with this "we" shit. Tardski, you can't draw 20 flies to a pile of shit, my friend. As of now, Godwinson has nearly 5k views on a video that was never promoted on a channel with less than 1k subs. He never offered you any advice to begin with.

The guy he was replying to was telling him how they should improve the show (while sucking Cokeski's dick), and Andy's pretending that he's responding to Godwinson.

The best advice for Kino Casino is to eject you, Andy. Godwinson is at worst annoying, you're utterly insufferable.

It’s all circling the drain, Andy. Let the great sperg-out begin. Cash cow is starting to be disrupting by those damn dirty a-logs making fun of me at the Faggot Farms, saying I’m a brain-addled fag that kisses trannies and sucks my co-hosts dirty MonkeyPox-ridden dick while I snort coke!

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Tiny Manlet calves, if those flimsy sticks can even be called calves. Sad! The man who Andy tried to have murder people in cold blood because he was afraid to get his ass kicked has bucket-loads more T. Andy must seethe in jealously as he sees no gains in his tiny frame.

At least Ashton, being a homo queer, enjoys skinny twinks. We all know why PPP is really moving. The glory hole just isn’t doing it for the fat man anymore, he needs another live-in twink.

 

[SargonF00t]

Like many here have said, I've stopped watching Kino Casino, mainly due to Warski's retardation. I just can't stand his stupid stutter and how many times he repeats certain lines every fucking week and he both takes forever to make an inane point and is interrupting constantly to do so.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

The problem is the Casino is scared to try anything except AF. They could do breadtubers they could do lolcows they could do v-tubers. The problem is all of that would require work and actual thinking.

They also fall into that trap where content creators in general get so preoccupied with numbers, that they freak out if they try something new and it doesn't immediately turn into the next big thing for them that will give them their heckin' dopamine rush from being worshiped and having their egos stroked, so they just end up sticking to shit that doesn't ruffle any feathers, even if it's pretty stale even for the people who would have complained a bit about spicing up the formula a little.

 

[Lame Entropy]

One thing hurting the Kino Casino that I think Ashton and Andy are aware of but they don't know how to address it is the lack of new content for the show.

Gunt and AF are content factories, but leaning on them is like a casino only offering poker and slots. Those games are staples for any casino, but you'll need to offer more if you want people to keep coming in the front door. And to their credit, PPP and Andy have tried. They just suck at introducing new attractions. They tried covering Lindsay Ellis, which is like having some washed-up hair metal band performing at your casino. People remember who she is, they just won't get anything new when she performs all her greatest hits. They introduced Stu Peters, who seems like a promising attraction but they need time to let him get established. Then they have their Gumroad where they review shows like Survivor and 90 Day Fiancé. If I had to compare that to anything, it'd be the buffet where you're not getting anything good but you're getting all the calories you can handle for ten bucks.

Godwinson had a really great idea to cover V-Tubers like Vaush. That would've been like adding games like blackjack and roulette to your lineup. But after PPP apparently went running his mouth about getting Warski kicked off (which he can't do) and having them do the show together, that seems like it'll never happen and it would blow up in their faces if they tried going after the V-Tubers without publicly kissing Godwinson's ring first and saying that every one of his criticisms were spot on.

I got the impression that at one point they wanted to shift to doing lolcow content like Jersh but they both seem to genuinely lack interest. I think the lolcow cooking livestream they did was the best example of this. Little to no research, Andy got bored and got wasted, and PPP didn’t have much to say other than superficial commentary.

It really wasn’t a bad idea but they didn’t seem to give a fuck about the topic. In all fairness to them the Ralph and AF segments do seem to draw in a reliable enough viewer base but they’re having a hard time growing past that.

There’s a lot they can do with the casino gimmick but they’re being lazy fucks, it’s especially bad if Godwinson is right about their capos doing all of the grunt work for them.

 

[Esoteric Godwinsonism]

I got the impression that at one point they wanted to shift to doing lolcow content like Jersh but they both seem to genuinely lack interest. I think the lolcow cooking livestream they did was the best example of this. Little to no research, Andy got bored and got wasted, and PPP didn’t have much to say other than superficial commentary.

It really wasn’t a bad idea but they didn’t seem to give a fuck about the topic. In all fairness to them the Ralph and AF segments do seem to draw in a reliable enough viewer base but they’re having a hard time growing past that.

There’s a lot they can do with the casino gimmick but they’re being lazy fucks, it’s especially bad if Godwinson is right about their capos doing all of the grunt work for them.

Because Warski has no interest in any of this. He was here from the beginning to make money, that's all. PPP's only interest is revenge. He's a narcissist who will only become interested if there's a chance it can become all about him. He hates Ethan because Ethan banned him from the Killstream. He hates Nick because he wishes he was him. Unless Wings Of Redemption calls PPP a loser faggot PPP won't be able to force himself to care about him.

 

[Kinochet]

Hard disagree. We made him sperg about a fake photo for days and it was hilarious.

Also just so nobody shoots me here, I was upfront with it being doctored in any post where I referenced it. I only pretended it was real on Twitter.

He outsmarted us again. Oh well. We’ll get him next time.

 

[Merry]

It's fucking unbearable to watch. It used to be good background noise. But it is the same shit week after week the AF cow is dry and emaciated they won't let it die. PPP is a fat sack of shit, the show would probably be 3 hours shorter if Andy didn't st-st-stutter. They talk about the same like 8 people. The original concept was like a lolcow show would have been cool like a second MATI. But these grifters are too lazy or too retarded to make something interesting. Instead every week we get "NICK FUENTES IS SAD AND CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL" like no shit who doesn't know these surface level observations. I don't see how anyone could still find it entertaining. Can't wait for Andy to make a soyface and yell "SIGNAL BOOT FOR $100" for the hundredth time and halt the flow of the show.

Whatever the fuck happened to their idea to focus on other lolcows. It feels desperate, like they're just trying to skim more cash off of AF A-Log paypigs. A MATI style review of different cows would be funny, but probably actual work LOL

 

[Moist Man]

I got the impression that at one point they wanted to shift to doing lolcow content like Jersh but they both seem to genuinely lack interest. I think the lolcow cooking livestream they did was the best example of this. Little to no research, Andy got bored and got wasted, and PPP didn’t have much to say other than superficial commentary.

It really wasn’t a bad idea but they didn’t seem to give a fuck about the topic. In all fairness to them the Ralph and AF segments do seem to draw in a reliable enough viewer base but they’re having a hard time growing past that.

There’s a lot they can do with the casino gimmick but they’re being lazy fucks, it’s especially bad if Godwinson is right about their capos doing all of the grunt work for them.

The problem is they don't want to put in the work. The grifting is fine a fat fuck like PPP must be expensive to feed. But the grift is so low effort. I guarantee no work goes into making a show they probably have one of their schizo jannies like squire collect clips and they just show up and react. The casino gimmick could be cool, the joker of the week thing at the start was cool. They had actual graphics it seemed somewhat well put together. They got comfortable with the same gimmick, how many times can you hear the same thing every week before you get bored.

 

[Dirty_Fur_Burgers]

Anyone else remember when Andy and PPP grifted to buy a pawpaw's ring? They raised hundreds of dollars for it..... Never bought one.

Then they raised thousands of dollars one night to go to California and.... Shocking it never happened.

I guess Andy never sent a super chat that was supposed to be split with Dan (the guy who tossed Ralph around) just $50 but another thing they didn't follow through with.

After learning Godwinson was paid, anyone going through drama, should ask for a part of the nights income if they want them as a guest. I never understood why some people would go on their show so they'd get all the superchats to drop the details of the most recent drama in the shit sector.

 

[Moist Man]

Whatever the fuck happened to their idea to focus on other lolcows. It feels desperate, like they're just trying to skim more cash off of AF A-Log paypigs. A MATI style review of different cows would be funny, but probably actual work LOL

What happened is they made so much money on AF they thought why even bother when they can milk this for half a year. They did like a lolcow cooking episode did next to no research andy got ralphamale drunk and it was a shit show. I was there at the start because I thought it was gonna be a show about lolcows which would also give them so much content which they seem to be lacking. I feel like they just want to put in the most minimal effort for the biggest payout. I don't care if these faggots want to grift just make a good show while you grift.

Anyone else remember when Andy and PPP grifted to buy a pawpaw's ring? They raised hundreds of dollars for it..... Never bought one.

Then they raised thousands of dollars one night to go to California and.... Shocking it never happened.

I guess Andy never sent a super chat that was supposed to be split with Dan (the guy who tossed Ralph around) just $50 but another thing they didn't follow through with.

After learning Godwinson was paid, anyone going through drama, should ask for a part of the nights income if they want them as a guest. I never understood why some people would go on their show so they'd get all the superchats to drop the details of the most recent drama in the shit sector.

"B-B-But Ralph is probably a rapist so it doesn't matter if I go back on my word." It's funny Godwinson got paid like 800 usd to be a part of the worst episode. But Flamenco embarrasses himself on the show for free and becomes superchat fodder for the humiliation ritual.