The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt - Ethan Ralph is on the run like a greased pig telling everyone they will never find him. Inevitably, they will. Post clues and speculation here.

[Kinochet]

No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.

#GWNDU

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

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I can just picture Gunt holed up in this Three Little Pigs looking house, squealing "Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin."

 

[John Andrews Stan]

POV: You’re a shit fondue fountain.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

I believe you would still need breakers to run things indiviually. Unless they just have one breaker for kitchen, AC, Bedrooms, Bathrooms or something like that.

My house had 70 amp when i moved in. Had more than 4 breakers though.

That's why I said there was also another breaker panel/fuse box somewhere for the outlets, The ones high up the wall are probably split up so one breaker shuts off all the 120 volt outlets and the other one for the 208 volt things like water heater and dryer. In a house that size there are at least another 8 or so fuses or breakers for each room and the kitchen. You aren't wrong, you just didn't read what I posted. Also 70 amp service is non-standard in the US but this is in the Southland so anything goes including outlets wired backwards.

 

[Booby Jones]

POV: You’re a shit fondue fountain.

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AYO HOLLUP

 

[ive seen some shit]

Since this is the meme we are doing I’m gonna commemorate this by sharing my favorite hwndu moment:
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In the unlikely case this gets recreated
Please use corn

didnt that guy go on to do semi-pro wrestling and then die? not sure about the dying part.

yeah, I was a bit too hasty, my next will be better. In other news, Norf/Dan has agreed to help go Gunt Hunting.

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oh boy, will i get a new pfp gif?

 

[A Log In D Tractor]

Get him to wear a facemask when taking the photos and make him park away from the shacks of the Ralphs. If Ralph installed one of those globohomo spycams, you bet your anon is getting doxed.

Very good advice which has been passed on.

Even better, have him wear one of metokur's ragepig masks: https://metokur.creator-spring.com/listing/rage-pig?product=972

That way when ralph sees him on the camera he will know all that effort and coke money he spent moving was for nothing.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I don't know why he was being so smug about it all, this probably would have 90% less people combing over stuff if he just said "Yeah I moved, no killstream tonight". Being a smug idiot not once, not twice but three times would just piss off people with too much time on their hands. Whatever,
"Everything's fair game" - Ethan Oliver Ralph

 

[Michael Janke]

wouldn't ralph be better off if he never talked about moving.
like imagine a world where ralph moved, never talked about moving and did the killstream like normal.

 

[HarrySachz]

I don't know why he was being so smug about it all, this probably would have 90% less people combing over stuff if he just said "Yeah I moved, no killstream tonight". Being a smug idiot not once, not twice but three times would just piss off people with too much time on their hands. Whatever,
"Everything's fair game" - Ethan Oliver Ralph

Because at his core he's an attention Whore

 

[TV's Adam West]

Gunt will not divide us.

That was my first thought. It took a couple of retards a week to find a flag in a non descriptive room based on weather patterns and clouds. Ralph's a retard, he'll let it slip one way or another.

 

[electrician's apprentice]

We'll all take tactical shits around the area till he comes sniffing out and then follow him home

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

wouldn't ralph be better off if he never talked about moving.
like imagine a world where ralph moved, never talked about moving and did the killstream like normal.

Even more bizarre is the fact that most people only publicly announce they are moving on SM for two reasons. One, to find out if any friends are in the new neighborhood/town they are moving too and two to show off photos of the new place. Ralph did neither so his announcing it is even more stupid than usual.

But imagine Ralph actually living in a place he would show photos of it instead desperately trying to hide it. I'm not even talking about exterior shots,, he never shows the inside of any place he lives because he's deeply ashamed. If Ralph ever rented a nice place he'd be so proud of himself that he'd post wall to wall photos of it constantly and be streaming from various rooms in his house.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Even more bizarre is the fact that most people only publicly announce they are moving on SM for two reasons. One, to find out if any friends are in the new neighborhood/town they are moving too and two to show off photos of the new place. Ralph did neither so his announcing it is even more stupid than usual.

But imagine Ralph actually living in a place he would show photos of it instead desperately trying to hide it. I'm not even talking about exterior shots,, he never shows the inside of any place he lives because he's deeply ashamed. If Ralph ever rented a nice place he'd be so proud of himself that he'd post wall to wall photos of it constantly and be streaming from various rooms in his house.

Because Ralph is, for all his Ralphamale posturing, poor. Add to that any landlord is going to take one look at him and clock him as a fucking White trash problem tenant (especially when they smell the Makers fumes on him) the only places he is able to get are absolute shit tier roach infested dives.
My basement probably has more square footage than Ralphs whole house, but it's not just the size, theres nothing wrong with small homes, but Ralph can only get places in areas full of niggers and sex offenders, and he's too lazy to clean up so as well as small its gonna be messy as shit, like Chrissie Mayr and those other chicks pointed out when they were laughing at his tiny dick.
Wherever he's moved it's gonna be a tiny run down shit hole because he's too poor and too, well,  Ralph to live anywhere else, no wonder Ralph never shows any inside shots of his homes other than his cheap ass U Haul blanket "studio" I'd be fucking ashamed if I was reduced to living in Guntsville too.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

My basement probably has more square footage than Ralphs whole house, but it's not just the size, theres nothing wrong with small homes

Legitimately, my workshop where I keep aquariums as a hobby is significantly larger than ralph's entire richmond home. It's also not surrounded by 1000 registered sex offenders. Ralph has no credit, and needs Pantsu. It's how he got the truck and the richmond rental, if she did leave it would put more legitimacy in him living in his family's property

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph can only get places in areas full of niggers and sex offenders, and he's too lazy to clean up so as well as small its gonna be messy as shit, like Chrissie Mayr and those other chicks pointed out when they were laughing at his tiny dick.

Ralph has probably lived in squalor his entire life and while he knows it’s shameful, his mental problems guarantee he’ll never live anywhere clean and/or presentable. As they say, disordered surroundings reflect internal disorder, i.e. being fucked in the head. And few people are as mentally screwy as Ethan Ralph.

 

[Comandante Marcos]

I'm thinking that those breakers may be two 30 amp "double trip" breakers. For overseas kiwis, in Murika there is a type of circuit breaker that consists of two 30 amp breaker handles tied together with a piece of plastic, so the total breaker assembly is 60 amp but electrically the breaker controls two 30 amp circuits. Other than the breaker handle itself, the breaker is a single assembly.

Prefabricated homes (called by a shitload of names in the US such as "manufactured home" and "mobile home" to hide that their primary market is white trash and wiggers) almost NEVER have tall ceilings because they are driven to their final resting place on the back of a big rig on the freeway, and thus they can't hit the bottom of overpasses, which are around 16 foot high. If we're talking high ceilings, that rules out anything prefab as well as the original West Memphis crackshack.

It is almost guaranteed that Gunt is living rent free in one of his uncle's houses because no other landlord would rent to him after simply doing a quick google, and Ralph is too stupid to try to use a fake name. I doubt Gunt is gonna change, say, the registration on the Guntatruck until he gets shitcanned by local pigs for having out of state plates. That would take Gunt being pulled over for something else and the cop running the plates. Gunt is stupid enough to put himself in such a position-remember when he blasted through a red light in Maryland and destroyed the Sentra?

I hate to be fucking late af, but what city exactly is the Danner Ave house located in? I may dig up the Zillow and look for shit like original build date, which on Zillow requires a LOT of fucking scrolling to find. Never fucking mind, temp autism attack.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I doubt Gunt is gonna change, say, the registration on the Guntatruck until he gets shitcanned by local pigs for having out of state plates. That would take Gunt being pulled over for something else and the cop running the plates. Gunt is stupid enough to put himself in such a position-remember when he blasted through a red light in Maryland and destroyed the Sentra?

He's been driving without a physical license for over a year, he legitimately never has it. He only carries his passport, he claims he lost it but if that was true why not get a replacement?

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Assuming that 317 West Danner address is The One, Ralph looks to be pretty safe from level 3 sex offender halfway houses, mainly because he has several schools in the neighborhood.

ETA should be 320 W.Danner, search results still valid.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He's been driving without a physical license for over a year, he legitimately never has it. He only carries his passport, he claims he lost it but if that was true why not get a replacement?

It’s called being bone bloody idle. Adulting is also not Ralph’s strength. If he could send Mantsu to the DMV on his behalf, it still might not be done. He’s a retarded mess.