Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Procrastinhater]

this clip kind of encapsulates the vibe for me, of where we're at in the IBS (2.0) cycle

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- Godwinson

[sauce]
(Attention: VERY esoteric!)

edit: I Love how the nipple-burning keyframe is still visible in the preview thumbnail. It's poetic really.

What the fuck did I just watch lmao I admire the imagination of a guy who managed to turn Heavens Gate doctrine into even more of a shitpost than it was when Applewhite wrote it, and to weave it into a dig against that fat Canadian lesbian is the fucking essence of why I love the people on this site lol.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

How much copium are you guys on . How many times do I need to see "guys it's not my daddy godwinsons fault" it absolutely is his fault that he made himself look like a complete dirtbag to people that didn't know him. Talk about throwing darts at a dart board and seeing what sticks. PPP looked like a fatman angry at the world cause he didn't get third lunch and PPP argued in bad faith that entire show. Godwinson being a smug wanna be intellectual just seemed cringe to most normie viewers. Just like flamenco defenders you guys can't see when your favorite person comes across as a complete piece of shit.

If any of these people are your “favorite person” you deserve to eat a grenade sandwich.

 

[SargonF00t]

How much copium are you guys on . How many times do I need to see "guys it's not my daddy godwinsons fault" it absolutely is his fault that he made himself look like a complete dirtbag to people that didn't know him. Talk about throwing darts at a dart board and seeing what sticks. PPP looked like a fatman angry at the world cause he didn't get third lunch and PPP argued in bad faith that entire show. Godwinson being a smug wanna be intellectual just seemed cringe to most normie viewers. Just like flamenco defenders you guys can't see when your favorite person comes across as a complete piece of shit.

Third lunch is important bro.

I recapped the episode over on the killstream thread, Alex did claim Andy tried to suck his dick at a strip club and that there totally was a video for it. Except they didn't have the video. Also Alex's stories kept on one upping themselves with the line "oh I just remembered this one" before each of them. So that did not lend credence to the stories.
Alex has a reason to hate Warski, has reasons to want to damage him, if he had a single receipt or other person of the multiple claimed witnesses saying the same thing then the claims would have legs. As it stands it was just some salty sperg that Andy royally fucked over years ago wanting revenge

It is obviously bullshit as Alex couldn't even tell how it came to pass.

What was the lead up, did Warski say anything? Did Warski actually grab his cock? What did Alex say?

Retard Alex provide none of those details because it never happened.

 

[Near]

Damn, they really are eating shit for all this powerchat fuckery, as well as Josh's recent shots. Even Godwinson is shitting on them with a half an hour video.
PPP always had some autistic immunity but now it's finally turned on him. The YT comments on Kino Casino are mostly negative.

 

[HarrySachz]

Damn, they really are eating shit for all this powerchat fuckery, as well as Josh's recent shots. Even Godwinson is shitting on them with a half an hour video.
PPP always had some autistic immunity but now it's finally turned on him. The YT comments on Kino Casino are mostly negative.

The drama is fun and seeing a cow fight is always entertaining, but at the end of the day it's just gay shit and nothing will change, I'm betting that they get a lot more donos this week because of all the drama, maybe 5k or more this week.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

The gimmick is absolutely wasted on them. It would have been so easy to expand on it, just start defining what the other cards mean and you've got a neat show format that doesn't have to be boxed into this tiny corner of the internet. They could have a 'King' where a dude did some kingly shit, like Clarence Thomas after torpedoing Roe v Wade and that New York gun law. They could have a 'Queen' which could be the female equivalent or a female viewer sending in a picture in cosplay or dressed as casino staff or some shit like that. A 'Jack' for harmless, likeable idiots. '2' for nasty shit, '6' for evil, '7' for good(play into the PPPreacher angle) and some other stuff for the rest of the numbers, so there's a wide spectrum of topics to work with. Shit, if they had enough cards they could even get a deck shuffling graphic then the next topic's card could be drawn from it. Obviously, as many have already pointed it out, this would take effort and they don't like that. The sad part is, in the 5 minutes is spent writing this, I spent more energy thinking about how their show should be run than they did in months.

Jokers should’ve been jannies, because they’re rare, wierd, and they do it for free.

 

[instythot]

Exactly, what held that episode back was Andy trying to gunt guard for Flamenco and keep him from going full chaggot mode. It's why the first Flamenco episode about the pegging was funnier because Andy wasn't there to fuck things up.

Wouldn't it be horseguarding in Flamenco's case?

We'll know it's a work if Godwinson goes on Killstream.

Yeah I feel like them going after breadtube a dud idea, as that train has already petered out. You're really just left with Vaush, and the Vaush a-log market is already overstated. His hypocrisy, weird views, unhinged rants, and history sexpestery is already wide spread and has been covered before.

Funny enough, covering and dunking on Breadtubers was Flamenco's beat before he switched to Vtuber happenings and general drama.

Honestly, they should just keep covering every retarded thing Flamenco does and pretend many people didn't dislike the pedomenco episode. Flam is guaranteed to react and that's half the fun of casino coverage

 

[BanquetMegaBowl]

Don't be a hero PPP

 

[Ulkesh]

Don't be a hero PPP

 

[JoRo2]

I’ve heard this same cope over and over honestly it’s kinda dumb.

Tardski’s entirely useless. His only redeeming trait is operating OBS and even he’s a novice at best. He maintains the thin and flimsy “hype bro” personality but it falls flat very quickly. Tardski’s dragged the show down in quality over the past two months, the last good kahuna was the Jaden & Metokur stream in early May. Ever since then the Casino’s gone downhill fast. Not just that it’s mainly Tardski who brings it down, on top of PPP’s laziness

It’s not a cope, I don’t think Andy is good for the show, I'm just being fair about why the show took off with him and not with godwinson or surfer and this is the only thing I can think of.

As for the content, I agree completely, the show sucks and Andy’s fake laughing and wannabe tough guy acting is one of the worst parts about it and that’s all there is to him, you can tell he doesn’t care about the topics and is just there for the superchats and he thinks that laugh is somehow funny enough to carry him. They both have been phoning it in for awhile now.

I’m not saying that Andy is good, more that he actually did bring something that ppp and godwinson couldn’t at first which was the guests, that’s dried up now though for sure and he’s useless at this point. The powerchat issue was also originally brought in by him as well.

 

[Kier]

The thread should have a poll on which host is the worst.

The pedomenco stream was my first impression of Godwinson. I have no love for Flamenco and I think he's an absolute retard at best. My rough thought is that Godwinson was basically set up to fail on that one and just went along with PPPs bit, which was simultaneously very unfunny to me, and bad faith. Warski may have 'sabotaged' it, and most of the time he isn't very funny, but at least in that case I think sabotaging an unmitigated disaster is a benefit.

 

[Armor King]

I feel like everyone has the right to have one lolcow that you like that everyone hates and for me that's PPP. When I first started lurking in mid 2020 I was a bit taken aback with just how much some people seem to genuinely hate him. To me the juxtaposition of this obese retard and his lecturing on christianity holding autists on the internet, of all people, accountable for the shit content they make was hilarious to me, he comes across almost like Cartman when he was larping as a evangelical priest slapping retards on the forehead and telling them they're saved

On the other side of the spectrum (heh) is Warski. I feel like everyone quickly forgets all the underhanded shit he's done because he gives off this harmless buffoon aura but he's probably one of the most vile sacks of shit on the IBS short bus second only to Ralph. Even if you omit him almost having someone killed, has everyone forgotten that this deviant published revenge porn of some girl on twitter? Andy I know you F5 Kiwifarms just as obsessively as Ralph, you used the same tactic your brother in arms the Gunt used to try to get a one up on someone you hated, you weren't hacked, no hacker is going to go through the trouble just to post nudes of some girl you know and not even look at all the embarrasing messages and photos you have on your phone you retard.

Before jumping ship on the KC the only thing I really disliked about it was Andy. I went back to some of the first episodes and the Metokur interviews while I was doing some projects and even then he's fake laughing and interrupting PPP everytime he gets on a roll, but It seemed PPP actually gave a bit of a fuck in those earlier episodes and the content itself was interesting. Now he just phones it in and lets the stuttering retard stomp on the little good will they had left. They went through the entire Killstream arc in 6 months, like this little known indie director would say "its like poetry.".

 

[Moist Man]

The thread should have a poll on which host is the worst.

They are all equally bad.

Warski: Retard cancuck who always stutters and interrupts show only redeeming quality is OBS knowledge.

PPP: Lazy cancuck became a mega grifter throwing away all his former principals .

Godwinson: washed up internet man and worst of all british.

 

[instythot]

Gahoole comes in with an alright council stream

It's priceless for every time Mormon Shaggy thinks he's dropping the mic with a punchline or hot take and gets everyone on the call being completely silent at his stupidity

 

[_squall]

Show is literally (figuratively) unwatchable with Warski's insufferable mannerisms and inability to shut the fuck up, not to mention the incessant shilling. Was nice at first having a different weekly roundup of varied lolcow stuff that MATI might not cover but it's too far gone at this point. Any similar shows as far as variety goes?

 

[JuiceMonster]

It was so satisfying to see Godwinson dab on Andy for his annoying laugh. It makes the show unlistenable

 

[ive seen some shit]

PPP can’t run a grift operation on his own and Andy can’t make content on his own that anyone will watch. Andy convincing PPP to move to a place that he needs more welfare benefits or low wages to survive put him in a real pickle. Up until PPP finally moved it would have been fairly easy to break ties and walk away. Now? Not so much.

Tardski outsmarted PPP. Did Andy even move out of his dad’s house? PPP moving gave Andy leverage, esp if Tardski is still living rent free at dad’s.

idk about that retard outsmarting someone, its def something done accidentally. theyre both equally retarded so any one up would be unintended.

 

[Moist Man]

Before jumping ship on the KC the only thing I really disliked about it was Andy. I went back to some of the first episodes and the Metokur interviews while I was doing some projects and even then he's fake laughing and interrupting PPP everytime he gets on a roll, but It seemed PPP actually gave a bit of a fuck in those earlier episodes and the content itself was interesting. Now he just phones it in and lets the stuttering retard stomp on the little good will they had left."

I think the problem is at first they wanted to make a good quality show with variety. But they saw the same 2 topics work if it ain't broke why fix it.

PPP despite being a fat lesbian retard can be funny and has some charisma.As soon as Warski kept interrupting him I think he was scared to fight back since he was enjoying the cash flow. So instead of talking behind the scenes and saying "Let me fucking talk you tard" he just played into the grifting persona super hard. Now we have two fake laughing retards talking about AF or Ralph every week

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

The thread should have a poll on which host is the worst.

The pedomenco stream was my first impression of Godwinson. I have no love for Flamenco and I think he's an absolute retard at best. My rough thought is that Godwinson was basically set up to fail on that one and just went along with PPPs bit, which was simultaneously very unfunny to me, and bad faith. Warski may have 'sabotaged' it, and most of the time he isn't very funny, but at least in that case I think sabotaging an unmitigated disaster is a benefit.

Godwinson is by far the funniest man in this sektur. If you want to see the beta version of the Flam stream you can find it here. Unfortunately for Godwinson, Flamenco isn't nearly as austistic and retarded as King JMK so his tactic didn't really work with him.

He talked about a lot of things and people but this is the Gunt board so here are some Guntwinson classics: Cleo the cat, Storify commentary, Gator's post sextape sweep bonanza

 

[MrBond]

I never understood why some people would go on their show so they'd get all the superchats to drop the details of the most recent drama in the shit sector.

Because it's attention. They think if they go on the shit show they will be seen by thousands of viewers and get some of those viewers to watch their bullshit. That's the only reason you'd ever go on anyone else's show. To get some of their fans to come watch your shit. Lolcows still make money off the white knights and fanboys who fight the alogs lol