Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

grey area said:
I love that as soon as Rick receives any form of decent engagement he gets empowered and turns into a more insufferable faggot, like that's even possible at this juncture. Further proves Twitter is a hive mind replete with drones who'll like anything because it sounds good, but the reality is he's obviously talking out of his ass. It's all bullshit. Truth is something he is incapable of and his takes probably manifest randomly like an intrusive thought that can only be relieved by seeking the validation of others.

Twitter is a cancer and any form of it should be excised with extreme prejudice.
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Did you know that balloon of paint can disable tanks? Use it to disable Twitter.
Have some fun with it
 
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Doesn't this bozo know he's talking to a former author who occasionally gets a lot of likes on Twitter.com?

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Ophelia said:
Has anyone ever pretended to be the bar manager?


But it’s fun to say *sigh* Shorter too.

I know a greenie who took a train from the midwest to the west coast. Leading up to the trip they were enthusiastic about how much money they were saving and how good it was for the planet, but they got quiet real fast afterward. They had a horrible time. I think they even made the return by plane.
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How much convenience there is really depends on where you are. The Northeast Corridor is pretty functional and even pleasant to use, with any number of options. I don't really see saving money as much of a thing for train travel, though, if I'm going to spend a long time on one I'll pay for the fancy shit like the dining car and your own room.

It's also especially nice just for comparative pleasantness because traffic on the normal roads (like anything ending in 95) is hellishly awful and just as subject to delays from traffic jams as the train system is to scheduling fuckups. Anything going to Chicago is also pretty reliable, although of course the main problem is that at the end, you're in Chicago.
 
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artilleryfroth said:
“Son” must be the new “child”. What will he call a woman on Twitter who dares to disagree with HRH? “Daughter” would be hilarious.
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I really hope he will respond to women with something like little girl, slut, whore, skirt, broad, or toots. He is not intentionally funny enough to say any of these, but I can imagine.
 
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Gorton Colu said:
I really hope he will respond to women with something like little girl, slut, whore, skirt, broad, or toots. He is not intentionally funny enough to say any of these, but I can imagine.
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I think we’re more likely to get the only slightly more subtle “sweetie” or “darling”. Which will still make every woman within reading distance want to punch him in the dick.
 
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Incredible that piggy went viral. Who with actual followers retweeted his 1.2 GPA lies on trains?

artilleryfroth said:
Will it really even be a blowout? Is it true that most of the seats up for re-election are already held by the opposition anyway?
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In the House yes it will likely be a blowout, in the Senate? 50/50, dems have the best senate map they've had in nearly a decade and will probably not get one as good for just as long after this but they're blowing it lmao.
 
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artilleryfroth said:
“Son” must be the new “child”. What will he call a woman on Twitter who dares to disagree with HRH? “Daughter” would be hilarious.
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It's like a hierarchy. At the bottom are stalkers. Above that is child. Then you have son, sir, buddy, and friend. I don't think we'll ever learn what he calls people he actually respects.
 
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Gorton Colu said:
If respected himself, he would not be as disgusting as he obviously is.
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He seems to respect that sci fi author he wants to be.

I have no evidence, but I have a strong feeling that he respects and wants to be like Steven Segal or Frank Dux, as in he believes their bullshit and wants to emulate them, or he thinks that they have successfully convinced the world of their skill and badassery so he can too.
 
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SixPennyWalnut said:
Time runs low polite random number. Felony niceness!

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Just catching up with recent posts on Torque "Choo Choo" Wheeler MD PI PhD so sorry for late response, but I read @SixPennyWalnut's reply here as a fucking haiku for some reason, and it just works:

time runs low
polite random number
felony niceness


I like the idea of a Fatrick haiku, so here goes:

lie about trains
fat man gets passing attention
books still unsold
 
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Mr Moonface said:
I missed another one that he posted. For a while Pat had a misspelling in his copypasta response., this song is mocking it. (Full credit to HandsomeTorque once again).

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Oh shit, what a banger! OnA boys in very high form again! They always get up to speed after some infighting or a lull in Fat's activity. The offhand remark against Mewler in this and the line about Dan in the other track also show that the infighting never really stops over there, they got great board culture.

lindsayfan said:
this ground my sides into pepperoni.
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Same.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
It's honestly mind-boggling how hard he works to make sure everybody knows he's an asshole. It's so much easier to ignore things and they'll go away. His lack of impulse control is that of a drug addict.
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I hate long threads of armchair diagnosis BUT: If Pat is a sociopath (no, they’re not always charming), this makes even more sense. Sociopaths are incapable of forming emotional attachments to other people or endeavors. So they’re always, always bored. The closest they get to emotional engagement is usually toward animals or concepts, like Pat’s crying over Star Trek.

This means they are driven to create drama constantly. They thrive on it. Their only feelings of engagement come from conflict and interacting within dynamics of domination and submission. It’s as close as they get to feeling good, but it’s all transient and so they’re forced to start all over again with fresh conflict manufacturing every day. (You can understand why there are so many of these types on Twitter.)

The best part is, he’s miserable through it all.

Quick question: Was Pat a published author prior to meeting Big Niki? I have my reasons for being interested in the chronology.
 
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