Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[SixPennyWalnut]

Just catching up with recent posts on Torque "Choo Choo" Wheeler MD PI PhD so sorry for late response, but I read @SixPennyWalnut's reply here as a fucking haiku for some reason, and it just works:

time runs low
polite random number
felony niceness


I like the idea of a Fatrick haiku, so here goes:

lie about trains
fat man gets passing attention
books still unsold

 

[JJLiautaud]

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His porcine squeals never fail to entertain.

 

[Complete Reprobate]

There once was a pig in Milwaukee
When pegging comes up, he cries 'Me! Me!'
One lousy author,
absentee father,
And connoisseur of Dark Pepperoni .

-Shel Silverstein (I think)

 

[Hans]

The public transport and trains debate that's become trendy as of late is extremely gay and autistic, so it's a perfect topic for old 1.2 to poke his snout into. I hope fat keeps going with this path so we can see more of his "expertise" on infrastructure, geography, and other topics related to transport.

 

[artilleryfroth]

There once was a fatty Rick oinker
Who called every person a stalker
His wife was a pig
He liked him some nig
And he never was much of a walker

 

[Associate Rick]

The public transport and trains debate that's become trendy as of late is extremely gay and autistic, so it's a perfect topic for old 1.2 to poke his snout into. I hope fat keeps going with this path so we can see more of his "expertise" on infrastructure, geography, and other topics related to transport.

I think he finally found a fictional character that he truly identifies with.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I think he finally found a fictional character that he truly identifies with.

Fatty could never survive on the island of Sodor.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I want Fatprick to design a route that goes through Colorado.

 

[artilleryfroth]

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I thought the idea of haiku was 5 then 7 then 5. Maybe my education was wrong? I’d love to know from an actual expert.

 

[Associate Rick]

I thought the idea of haiku was 5 then 7 then 5. Maybe my education was wrong? I’d love to know from an actual expert.

Fat Rick is waiting for you to ask, child.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Fat Rick is waiting for you to ask, child.

I’d love to interact with our new mechanics expert, but I’m Twitter banned for something crazy.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

“Son” must be the new “child”. What will he call a woman on Twitter who dares to disagree with HRH? “Daughter” would be hilarious.

I'm half convinced he is using it as urban slang because he is butthurt the pests keep saying "hold this L", he wants so desperately to be hip.

 

[Ophelia]

I thought the idea of haiku was 5 then 7 then 5. Maybe my education was wrong?

Correct. There should also be a reference to nature, however vague.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Incredible that piggy went viral. Who with actual followers retweeted his 1.2 GPA lies on trains?


In the House yes it will likely be a blowout, in the Senate? 50/50, dems have the best senate map they've had in nearly a decade and will probably not get one as good for just as long after this but they're blowing it lmao.

So is Fatrick going to have his mind blown if the government becomes mostly Republican? I can hope for the vein on the side of his fat head to blow out, right?

 

[Ophelia]

So is Fatrick going to have his mind blown if the government becomes mostly Republican? I can hope for the vein on the side of his fat head to blow out, right?

It will cause a monumental amount of oinking. I can’t wait.

 

[artilleryfroth]

It will cause a monumental amount of oinking. I can’t wait.

I really hope so too. He’ll oink to the max.
He’ll also claim the election was stolen.

 

[Montalbane]

This is clearly a nigger who has never had to deal with a 8 hour delay from trenitalia in bumfuck nowhere.

 

[artilleryfroth]

This is clearly a nigger who has never had to deal with a 8 hour delay from trenitalia in bumfuck nowhere.

He’s never travelled anywhere. He’s just a dumbfuck.

 

[Montalbane]

He’s never travelled anywhere. He’s just a dumbfuck.

I hate american nigger who talk about the greatness of europe but at best have been to a tourist trap and at worst just read about it on reddit after a sissy hypno session.

Our rail system sucks and small towns need cars to survive because otherwise we would be stuck doing fuck all.
And we need good cars,cars that are efficient at hauling shit around not some gayfaggot ev

 

[NOT a Loaded Gun]

Rick's ability to turn his (very little) successes into L's is uncanny. He just can't help himself any more.

He is fully invested in this "felony harrassment" fantasy and cannot interact with people normally. He's turning into one of those gang stalker schizos. Always looking over his shoulder; checking his twitter every few seconds so he doesn't miss an opportunity to own his abusers. He's fighting for his life here, folks.