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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 197 14.1%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 794 57.0%

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Woohoo! TWO WHOLE YEARS! We showed them, babe! Meanwhile he's getting dicked down at the gym as you grow into Tammy II.
He enjoys working out with his buddy, Jim Traynor Junior.

I had this mental image of an intruder breaking into Jack's home, and Jack using his non-dominant but functional left hand to empty his revolver without hitting them even once.
Jack would be better off using one of his knife sets. At least he wouldn't be able to shoot himself in the foot.
 
Imagine his shock when he ends up there.
I like to imagine Jack tried to flambé something and set his kitchen the set on fire and now Mommywife is angy at him.

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Jack being sexually attracted to HOPE arc. It's just him without TamHam home all day, he sits around lonely and HOPE the only one around. Why post a pic of HOPE in that position and use descriptions you would use to describe a woman (long legs, thin, beautiful, great personality). No wonder he didn't want a male dog, he wouldn't be able to resist the knot.

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Jack is furry confirmed.
 
Jack being sexually attracted to HOPE arc. It's just him without TamHam home all day, he sits around lonely and HOPE the only one around. Why post a pic of HOPE in that position and use descriptions you would use to describe a woman (long legs, thin, beautiful, great personality). No wonder he didn't want a male dog, he wouldn't be able to resist the knot.

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That explains why Jack acts the way he is and does lots of lame selfies. He's a white girl in a fat old man's body.
 
Cowboy Kent is all sorts of awesome. Jagoff isn't fit to lick the dirt off his boots. I mean if you're looking for a real guy who isn't a chef but knows how to cook it's our Cowboy Kent.
I didn't know you niggas liked cowboy Kent Rollins.

It's times like this I'm reminded why you're all awesome.
 
interesting to see her repeating jr's famous (and creepy) "endless sleepovers" line

tammy jr isn't the best looking girl, but she could still do a lot better than a failed "rapper" who threw away a bright future for the 7/11 graveyard shift and spends his free time hanging out with young boys
And she looked waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better before she married him and started gaining.
 
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What an appetizing thumbnail choice. Jack is probably one of those people that want the subway worker to squirt half a container of mayo on their sandwich.
How does Jack make his photos so consistently revolting? It's like a cross between dog food and a leg being dissected.

EDIT: LIVE Tam Action Cam from the newest video.

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