💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Mr Moonface said:
Piggy's battle against the twitch streamers rages on:

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Imagine endlessly scrolling twitter all day every day, looking to start fights with total strangers you will never meet or interact with in real life over the most inane, inconsequential, stupidest, and pettiest shit imaginable.

Now imagine doing that, but you're also morbidly obese by every medical standard.

You'd probably be better off dead.
 
artilleryfroth said:
I predict his Tiny Tim abomination will make you want to scoop your own brain out with a spoon. Sorry fren but I still hope he writes it.
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I hope so, too, because i expect Mr. Owen A. Forms to drop something in the vein of "In the Fat" shortly afterwards to clown on Rick. With, of course, a foreword by Nigel Igger.

Added it for anyone who hasn't read it yet, it's hilarious not only in the comedic sense but also that it shows that some literal nobodies from some obscure internet forum can write more competently and entertaining than Pigbrain ever could. Some top-tier artwork in it, too.
 

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Associate Rick said:
I think he finally found a fictional character that he truly identifies with.
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Not entirely related but as a kid and now as an adult, I can still confirm that the fat controller is an evil bastard with an egomania problem. Perfect doppelgänger for patty the fatty.
Broadside said:
Honestly I'd much rather we write amusing haikus than autsitically debate trains all day, Jesus.
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Autism + trains just reminds me of Chud’s Train Emporium. Same energy tbh.
 
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There once was a man named torque wheeler
Who wrote content but he was a stealer
He lied about cars
But hung around bars
You're too fat for this car, said the dealer.
 
Beware of Fatrick
He hides behind an alias to sound like a spic
All to lure black children into his basement
Even laughs as he snatches them from the pavement.
He makes them into bacon or keeps them under enslavement.
The extent of his gorging reveals the true nature of his ailment.
 
Fatrick haikus are an art form I never considered. Here's a few:

Dark Milwaukee night
Fat Pat slinks down city streets
Pepperoni, child

Little baby child
You are just delusional
Wrong again, stalker
 
Good lord, I just saw his stupid public transit tweet being shared by someone on my mother’s FB feed. I swear, middle aged people post the darndest things.
 
There once was a loser called Patrick
Who was fat, gay and dumb, what a hat-trick!
But it's lucky that,
Because he's so fat,
He'll die before he's geriatric

"Hush Child," Patrick explains
"I'm now an expert on trains"
"They all run for free,"
"Not on Electricity"
"Now let me tell you all about planes."

Pat got increasingly bitter
About losing his check-mark on Twitter
But these are the deets:
His actual Tweets
Are like Arthur Chu's, only shitter

Pat, Bob and Kevin are pricks,
They Tweet all day, lying for clicks
Kev isn't a lady
Bob's really quite weighty
And Pat's Mustang is just a V6
 
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