DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Another reason why things are slow for Phil? Well, it's Amazon Prime Day! He honestly think that people are not coming to the streams, enjoying the PAWsitive streams and thrilling gameplay, and not tipping because people are spending their money on Amazon. All before Phil's ONLY day off - that he makes, BTW - to spend with his wife.

Yes, Phil. Not the fact that people are tired of you CONSTANTLY begging, you NOT taking the $50K from Keem, and the list goes on and on and on.

Also, if e-thots are feeling the effects of the oncoming recession, when is it going to get into your gin brain that people are saving their money for an ACTUAL rainy day fund, not just money to spend when it's raining, when are you going to realize that you better tighten your financial belt and not blow your dentheads money on WWE Champions for those Hogan's?

You can't make this shit up.
 

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I like how he made a big deal about these leaks as exciting news he was going to break on his pod-cast that got debunked before he woke up at the early hour of 10am so his ego won't let him backtrack or admit he misread or made any mistake ever AND his schedule autism won't let him do something else, so he's going to go over this fake leak game by game anyway and not talk about how they're clearly fake but how he appears to think these are real and going into real discussion about fake games and what it means to him.

either that or he believes them but keeps tossing in "if it's real" "I dunno" to cover his ass

EDIT - nevermind, he's a fucking simpleton and actually thinks this is real cause GoW:R logo was leaked so these are real too, and he did it with that shit eating too drunk to keep his eyes open or hold his head still grin.

OH and 40 year old learns that celebrity endorsements doesn't mean the celebrity actually uses the product, yet again.
 
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PieceofShet said:
Fable is on the chopping block, Batman AA is at the ropes to swap in.
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Its crazy right? If Fable had actually won the poll and had the same reaction he would blame the voters. "You guys WANTED me to play Fable"
But since Fable didn't win and he just chose (EXECUTIVE DECISION) to play for no reason it's his fault the GAME'S fault for not getting people to talk to him.
 
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Wasabi Panda said:
I like how he made a big deal about these leaks as exciting news he was going to break on his pod-cast that got debunked before he woke up at the early hour of 10am so his ego won't let him backtrack or admit he misread or made any mistake ever AND his schedule autism won't let him do something else, so he's going to go over this fake leak game by game anyway and not talk about how they're clearly fake but how he appears to think these are real and going into real discussion about fake games and what it means to him.

either that or he believes them but keeps tossing in "if it's real" "I dunno" to cover his ass
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Phil's glass ego won't let him take the L, so he's trying to pull the same shit as he always does by fence-sitting and offering no definitive answer.
 
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DerichLovesSSI said:
Why is this retard screaming about Subway like it stole his money?
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Because Phil is such a Karen that he NEEDS those full 12 inches like it's advertised, or he's going to bitch about it to get free food. Of all the fucking things to rant about because a loaf of bread didn't bake EXACTLY as advertised.

Or, and hear me out on this, Phil's life is so devoid of anything that he needs to be whining about something in order to generate drama interest.
 
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DerichLovesSSI said:
Why is this retard screaming about Subway like it stole his money?
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They did him wrong by ruining his food that he could grab from the next block.
From what he explained, they just changed names so it's hip/easier to remember/order/I don't even know, so he's so mad he's going through EACH. SINGLE.ITEM. complaining how the description is a lie and fake and how you used to be able to get this...because all they did was change the name.
 
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FamicomGorby said:
Dave pigsplaining Subway or something, now he's just reading the fuckin menu on stream. Said the sub shop by him growing up made "gourmet subs".
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I bounced when he once again learned that celebrity endorsements doesn't mean they use the product or service with a smug "look what I discovered aren't I smarter than you"....at 40 years old.

Did he do the whole "it was the original subway shop" and he ate at it before it became subway bit? Which would make him over 54 years old. Hell the first franchise is like 48 year old.

I only remember this cause he was bragging so much about eating there, it was such bullshit tale and made me curious how Subway started.
 
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This Subway rant is ridiculous.

1. Celebrities have guilty pleasure foods. Some might eat that slop. Hell, Michael Phelps wolfs down McDonald's because he needs the calories when training.

2. Who cares if a fast food place renamed their items? Taco Bell serves the same menu item named and rearranged 40 different ways.

3. FOUR COMPLICATED WORDS? Motherfucker, you can't pronounce "artisan" correctly. You barely can speak any English at all.

4. This entire thing is just so he can complain about how bad Subway is since he ate at Pete's Super Submarines as a kid...which is impossible because the shop was renamed to Subway in 1974, TEN FUCKING YEARS BEFORE PHILLIAM EXISTED.

Also, this hypocrite criticized their use of the word "style" when everything is a fucking "style" to him.
 
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Wasabi Panda said:
I bounced when he once again learned that celebrity endorsements doesn't mean they use the product or service with a smug "look what I discovered aren't I smarter than you"....at 40 years old.

Did he do the whole "it was the original subway shop" and he ate at it before it became subway bit? Which would make him over 54 years old. Hell the first franchise is like 48 year old.

I only remember this cause he was bragging so much about eating there, it was such bullshit tale and made me curious how Subway started.
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Ya mean Peyton Manning doesn't just really like Papa Johns?

Yeah he talked about the subway by him being the original, like that means anything when it's turned into a chain. I've been to the original Chick-fil-a, food's the same as every other one except they also have hamburgers for some reason.
 
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The One And Only SALTE said:
This Subway rant is ridiculous.

1. Celebrities have guilty pleasure foods. Some might eat that slop. Hell, Michael Phelps wolfs down McDonald's because he needs the calories when training.

2. Who cares if a fast food place renamed their items? Taco Bell serves the same menu item named and rearranged 40 different ways.

3. FOUR COMPLICATED WORDS? Motherfucker, you can't pronounce "artisan" correctly. You barely can speak any English at all.

4. This entire thing is just so he can complain about how bad Subway is since he ate at Pete's Super Submarines as a kid...which is impossible because the shop was renamed to Subway in 1974, TEN FUCKING YEARS BEFORE PHILLIAM EXISTED.
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He is upset that there are variations of the same sandwiches with different meats/cheeses like that isn't universal. It's a sandwich Phil, people like different shit in em and now they have a pre-chosen item. Calm your fatass down.
 
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Angry Banker said:
Why is he even talking about Subway's menu? And why is he complaining that the meat at a fucking fast food not being fresh meat? He's psychotic right now
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Hes bitching about subway existing and thinking they have or stand a chance against other businesses.

Hes on a boomer rant. That's it.
 
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