Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[charlesdickens]

What was he possibly thinking with these fries?

He reveals they're doing menus. Stretching that dollar.

 

[arthurdaley]

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SPOILER ALERT! Jack discovers that a poorly covered cucumber cooked in the oven does not taste like a French Fry

 

[AnOminous]

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What an appetizing thumbnail choice. Jack is probably one of those people that want the subway worker to squirt half a container of mayo on their sandwich.

I'm sure he gets a lot of extra "mayo" wherever he goes.

 

[Whatthefuck]

"French fries got to have salt right? Little salt." That is at least a weeks worth of salt for me. Probably more. I'm sure it goes well with the sodium in the parmesan.

Help me understand why you need salt with that amount of parmesan? I get that his taste buds are DOA, but damn.

 

[Joe Mayo]

What was he possibly thinking with these fries?

He reveals they're doing menus. Stretching that dollar.

Oh, he's stretching something alright. Gotta make room for those zucchinis. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm sure he gets a lot of extra "mayo" wherever he goes.

Jack should try making a couple recipes from this cookbook. It seems like it's right up his alley.

 

[Johnathan E.]

Help me understand why you need salt with that amount of parmesan? I get that his taste buds are DOA, but damn.

french fries gotta have salt

 

[Joe Mayo]

french fries gotta have salt

Words of wisdom from Jack Scalfani: eat before you eat, always make sure your marinara is warm, french fries need salt.

 

[Quixotic Man]

"French fries got to have salt right? Little salt." That is at least a weeks worth of salt for me. Probably more. I'm sure it goes well with the sodium in the parmesan.

Jesus Christ. Parmesan is already salty. Adding that much salt to those poor cucumbers zucchini is completely destroying them.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Well, that's a way for Musk to get his ass slammed by the courts for trademark infringement. What would everybody guess what Jack's IQ is? The sweet spot for criminality is 85, where you're smart enough to come up with schemes, but stupid enough to not be useful to an employer beyond manual labor. But Jack's schemes have had or would have been always losers, just on the face of it.

I would say 80 as well.

Definitely sub-90. There are times where you have people of normal intelligence who seem really stupid because of their lack of education but with Jack, even though he is uneducated, you can just tell that education would not help his cause. He really is one of the most unsophisticated motherfuckers I have ever seen. I was going through this thread a while back and someone posted blog posts of his from like 2009 or something where he went to the hospital for right sided numbness and weakness. Now if this happened to any normal intelligence-having person in their early-40s they would be scared shitless and would want to know what is wrong with them. Jagoff, with his unwarranted self-importance, started arguing with the doctors about how he didn't need to be admitted to the hospital. I have attached the blog post to this post. This is straight from the walrus's mouth.

Okay. To save time and space on this blog entry. I am going to tell you a readers digest version of what happened.

On 10/10/08 I woke up at 4:30am. Half my body had no feeling. The right side of my entire body had no feeling, whatsoever. It only lasted 20 minutes, but I went to the ER anyway just to be safe.

The ER spent 4 hours running tests and taking blood and they still didn't know why this happened to me. Great!! Now I am getting frustrated and want to go home.

They then try to give me two pills. One pill for my high blood pressure (I don't have high blood pressure. It was high because I was angry at the hospital's dragging feet on my diagnosis) and one pill for my stomach so it doesn't get upset over the blood pressure pill. As you can guess, I didn't take either.

They tell me that they are going to run 3 more tests today and they are going to admit me into the hospital. They also said that they will be moving me to a holding area until they can find me a bed. I might be there for a few hours until a bed opens up.

So they finally get me into a room around 4pm. I don't want to spend the night. That would mean being woken up every 3 hours to give blood, which by the way was not going to happen even if I did spend the night.

So I asked my doctors to review the tests before they went home for the day. I was hoping that I could possibly be released before the left the hospital. This way I could sleep in my own bed.

Thankfully everything checked out good and they released me that night around 6:30pm.

Reading the above blog post and fast forwarding to 2022 where he has a withered, unusable and edematous right arm and has to waddle like a penguin to move around... one could say that he could be a literal tard.

 

[Dondeld Dock]

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The amount of salt is just ridiculous. No wonder he has strokes when his veins are being scraped to all hell. Brain aneurysm arc when?

 

[ten dollars off]

Zucchini fries? What's next?

 

[cookingwithja/ck/]

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Subway is also being sued by its franchisees, which is a bad sign for Subway's future. Subway is on the same trajectory Quiznos was prior to its 2007 bankruptcy.

At least Quizno's was good. Subway is just garbage.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The amount of salt is just ridiculous. No wonder he has strokes when his veins are being scraped to all hell. Brain aneurysm arc when?

It’s okay. I’m sure Jesus will heal his stroke arm again. Lol

 

[abobe]

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1. There was maybe 15 shreds of parmesan cheese on that entire tray and almost all of it on just one fry. Total failure of a recipe.

2. They're doing Dave Ramsey stuff. So they are having money problems, probably in debt up to their eye balls. The whole menu/meal prep for a week thing is part of his going debt free plan.

 

[AnOminous]

1. There was maybe 15 shreds of parmesan cheese on that entire tray and almost all of it on just one fry. Total failure of a recipe.

2. They're doing Dave Ramsay stuff. So they are having money problems, probably in debt up tho their eyes. The whole menu/meal prep for a week thing is part of his going debt free plan.

I notice he brought back not just one, but two "I'm about to suck a huge cock" faces on his thumbnail.

 

[semitooth]

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is he wearing a saebo device again? lol

 

[Joe Mayo]

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I'm not sure what it is, but I'm finding Jack's vacant stare really off-putting for some reason. The lights are on but nobody's home.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

1. There was maybe 15 shreds of parmesan cheese on that entire tray and almost all of it on just one fry. Total failure of a recipe.

2. They're doing Dave Ramsey stuff. So they are having money problems, probably in debt up to their eye balls. The whole menu/meal prep for a week thing is part of his going debt free plan.

Yet they're going to Subway. The same $20 (or more) they spent there could have bought decent bread and meat to make several sandwiches/subs at home.

And I know why fatass puts cheese on every fucking thing, but zucchini? Just a dash of oil, a little pepper, and fry or grill them for a few minutes. Boom. A "lazy man" appetizer/side that is much healthier and tastier than whatever Jack what out there.

 

[semitooth]

I'm not sure what it is, but I'm finding Jack's vacant stare really off-putting for some reason. The lights are on but nobody's home.