The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AssignedEva]

They did make sheep "burgers" a while back that their caption said were "grown on the [t]ranch". I didn't screenshot it because it was gross and I'm generally not a gross food poster, mushroom Mac N cheese aside. So they're eating the sheep for sure, although who knows if they're doing the slaughtering and dressing. I'm gonna guess no.

I'm not sure if this means they're definitely killing the lambs or not. Like on the one hand you I've never heard of someone making burgers out of adult sheep because mutton is too tough and basically needs to be made into a stew or curry (or otherwise slow cooked), but on the other hand their approach to cooking means they might have sat around chewing on their tough incredibly gamey burgers for half an hour while Penny pretended he actually liked them better than normal burgers. I guess if it's minced it might be less tough.

The idea they're no kill but are eating dead livestock is a bit alarming - I thought the recieved wisdom was not to eat animals if you don't know what they died of, in case they're diseased. Although I suppose "starved to death" or "mortally wounded by an aggressive alpaca" would be fairly self explanatory.

I couldn't find the burgers but Penny did cook some lamb shoulder steaks for dinner last night. No word on if they're Tranch raised or not. He has of course overcrowded the pan horribly (and covered them in minced garlic, which would burn if added at the start) but at least there's some vegetables and the mashed potato looks OK.

Spoiler: Lamb

 

[Iron Hamster]

That little red tractor popped up taking hay to their sheep a couple of pages back.

A couple of days ago Jarrod posted some more pictures from one of his hikes. Here's the tweet;
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https://twitter.com/josiebean42/status/1545835228777680896

Most are dull, but this one looks like a shot of the tarp 'barn' looking just as ramshackle as ever.
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It's the standard Tranch landscape, land eaten down to the bedrock apart from the inedible weeds, urine soaked hay blowing around uselessly, and a black binbag of trash carefully positioned front of shot. But what's that hanging around the 'barn'

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I really hate to think what's going on inside.

The vultures waiting for death is a nice touch.

 

[Oxyjen]

Most are dull, but this one looks like a shot of the tarp 'barn' looking just as ramshackle as ever

Haha that’s completely fucking shredded. Exactly as predicted.

 

[Oxyjen]

The vultures waiting for death is a nice touch.

Oh shit. I bet there are still carcasses in there mixed with rotting hay and strands of cheap tarpaulin.

Drone flyover please.

 

[TyrasGuard]

The vultures waiting for death is a nice touch.

The vultures are probably trying to figure out if that awful smell comes from the Alpacas dying or the troons themselves

 

[Feefee81093]

I would like to collect the cards for a bigger stronger deck and then we can play each other. It'll be paper, rock, scissors to figure out who is getting dommed and who isn't.

 

[Trig.Point]

They're just your average InRangeTV subscribers.

Fuck you.... I wanted to post that.

 

[AprilRains]

I don't know where the vultures come from, but they're never late.

Those vultures aren't waiting on spec. There's dead meat in that hole. A lot of it.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

I don't know where the vultures come from, but they're never late.

Those vultures aren't waiting on spec. There's dead meat in that hole. A lot of it.

Much like Kevryn himself. I'm surprised he doesn't have vultures following him around whenever he steps outside the troon habitat. Then again, maybe there are some things that are so foul even vultures turn up their beaks when they smell it.

 

[Sourceress]

I don't know where the vultures come from, but they're never late.

Those vultures aren't waiting on spec. There's dead meat in that hole. A lot of it.

100%. It's made even more clear by the fact that there are no alpacas around the alpaca "barn" - it looks like a nice day, so there shouldn't be any reason for them all to be holing up inside the "barn," which to me indicates that there simply aren't any (living) alpaca left there.

That picture gives me the shivers, though. My partner said it looked like a mass grave, and I can't disagree. Interesting that a member of the tranch took pictures of it, though - doesn't he know how this looks?

 

[Ghostse]

Interesting that a member of the tranch took pictures of it, though - doesn't he know how this looks?

You've seen what they look like. They've seen themselves in the mirror, yet they continue to lie to themselves and say they are women.

So no, I doubt any of the tranchers actually know how anything looks.

 

[: Required]

You've seen what they look like. They've seen themselves in the mirror, yet they continue to lie to themselves and say they are women.

So no, I doubt any of the tranchers actually know how anything looks.

That land is trans-fertile and it is a real, verdant pasture full of bountiful life, you transphobe.

 

[AnOminous]

That picture gives me the shivers, though. My partner said it looked like a mass grave, and I can't disagree. Interesting that a member of the tranch took pictures of it, though - doesn't he know how this looks?

It was an open-air mass grave the instant they built it, if you can call that building. It just didn't start out with anything dead in it.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

The idea they're no kill but are eating dead livestock is a bit alarming - I thought the recieved wisdom was not to eat animals if you don't know what they died of, in case they're diseased. Although I suppose "starved to death" or "mortally wounded by an aggressive alpaca" would be fairly self explanatory.

This is exactly why both jews and muslims have very strict rules about slaughter. It's hilarious that botched troon butchery has expanded its scope from genitalia to actual meat, though.

 

[Sneed Weed]

That little red tractor popped up taking hay to their sheep a couple of pages back.

A couple of days ago Jarrod posted some more pictures from one of his hikes. Here's the tweet;
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https://twitter.com/josiebean42/status/1545835228777680896

Most are dull, but this one looks like a shot of the tarp 'barn' looking just as ramshackle as ever.
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It's the standard Tranch landscape, land eaten down to the bedrock apart from the inedible weeds, urine soaked hay blowing around uselessly, and a black binbag of trash carefully positioned front of shot. But what's that hanging around the 'barn'

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I really hate to think what's going on inside.

What really make me laugh is how literal iron age Neanderthals built better structures with rudimentary knowledge and basic tools than these pack of tards can with YouTube videos, top of the line Milwaukee power tools and Penny's "20 years of prior experience"

 

[Hell yeah dude]

they eat the sheeps btw

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[SeniorFuckFace]

they eat the sheeps btw
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Freshly grown? Wtf?

 

[Niggerphobe]

Freshly grown? Wtf?

I think they use those buzz words to make their farm look better to people that don’t know what’s going on

 

[capsaicin]

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If they got their animals vet care on a regular basis, and didn't let them live in day-to-day misery, this would make me lol. Because yeah, sometimes livestock fucking dies, and it either gets eaten in some form or it rots.

But since they don't look after their animals...

 

[Open Window Maniac]

You think that's bad, that one's from 2020 in the dry season. As Jarrod's lovely hiking photos attest, Custer is racing through its brief green season at the moment.

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Most of Custer.

How embarrassing.