DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Piece of Peace]

It’s worse than that, it was $130/$163

$55 from Shoggoth, $50 from “Emil H” and $25 daily stipend from 1mm

Also incorrect, he got $75 from the new whale sock, $50 from Emil, and $25 from 1MM.

That means just $13 of non-whale support.

 

[Lolidaki]

Hey kids, who's ready for another 7 minute rant about money and his day off?

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how fucking dare this piss ant chatter imply he doesn't deserve to take his horse out for a ride so they can go and eat at a restaurant while he's over here eating cold door dash to make it possible.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Doctors appointments are rare and a haircut is like once a month. He's just pretending he's some busy adult. He probably sleeps in until noon then doordashes breakfast lunch and dinner and plays WWE. Maybe he goes to the grocery store for a little bit too.

 

[NursezillaX]

Hey kids, who's ready for another 7 minute rant about money and his day off?

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'I don't have to answer to you. AT ALL.' You just spent 7 minutes fucking answering to them. GG, bro.

 

[Gramh]

His life is so weird as he describes it. Like, if it's so important that he spends maximum time with his wife, you'd think she would be sent to get groceries on her days off because she has at the very least 2 of them and if she cared about how Phil has to be on stream 6 days a week she would sac one of her days off to help him have a whole day off to themselves. He mentions cat supplies every week like he purchases the smallest amount of litter and food each week so that he needs to go out the next week. I'm still impressed that he hasn't put 2 +2 together and realized that if he is surviving on tips and monthly membership purchases that he could more than afford to take another day off and his dents would give him the same amount each month regardless of the time he's there because it's not like they also get paid by the day and he needs to milk them out every day lest they spend their money on something else.

 

[Dennis Rodman]

It’s so weird how he always says “mobile games” and refuses to say Champions by name. It’s like he can’t bring himself to say the name of the game he’s pissed away a literal retirement fund on.

 

[Lolidaki]

mister "big fan of Dragonball" is so out of the loop he doesn't fucking realize Xenoverse 2 has been getting dlc up the ass for years and thinks "Dragonball Fighterz Super" was intended to be a "Street Fighter style update" for a game with multiple DLC seasons rather than a sequel, the "leak" is fake as fuck but come on. shit like this and that fucking subway rant are just back-to-back retardedness.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Phil literally just yesterday:

“If I had credit I would get a credit card and just buy a PC with that”

If he exercised in real life instead of doing mental gymnastics every day, maybe he wouldn’t look like a decrepit corpse at 40.

Oh I see the problem: he still doesn't understand you have to pay back loans, because he has never had to

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Late to food chat but I would kill to see DSP go to a restaurant in like NYC and try and pull his fake-ass food critic shtick. Hard to talk about how robust and flavorful the food is when you can't even fucking pronounce anything on the menu.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Superhound, either, for that matter.

He's actually getting his fair share (old videos):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Pb6jk312ZY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi1YE45-Oh0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXEiMvxy8AQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wyp09a9p3NU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q1zsUss-f8

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Jesus, that eating out rant was something else. Does he realize how unhinged he sounds?

TMI, my wife and I have a pretty similar arrangement to DSP and Khet. I work full time from home and she's full time at a grocery store. Our days off align once a week. We manage to get everything done we need to throughout the week because we're adults who don't leave everything for one day. DSP acts like those hours he takes for his breaks or between streams can't be used for anything but sitting around the house. Fucking do your errands then you lazy, greedy piece of shit. I legit don't know how he lives with himself with all the lies and deceit.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

Jesus, that eating out rant was something else. Does he realize how unhinged he sounds?

If he had any self awareness he wouldn’t be the second biggest lolcow on here

 

[Ching_Chong]

Re: DMCA claims, Phil's probably not as protected as he'd like to think: https://www.theverge.com/2022/7/12/23205248/lofi-girl-hip-hop-beats-channel-dmca-takedown-restored

Superhound, either, for that matter.

I'm not saying anyone should, but wouldn't it be hilarious to watch him squirm after getting hit by a couple and see if he bolts back to Twitch?

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

Hey kids, who's ready for another 7 minute rant about money and his day off?

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I know he goes on these rants every now and then but holy shit if it isn’t getting even more abrasive. I guess I don’t understand because I don’t have a ham planet for a wife and I’m not a machuur adult with a business degree.

 

[drtonysimp]

His life is so weird as he describes it. Like, if it's so important that he spends maximum time with his wife, you'd think she would be sent to get groceries on her days off because she has at the very least 2 of them and if she cared about how Phil has to be on stream 6 days a week she would sac one of her days off to help him have a whole day off to themselves. He mentions cat supplies every week like he purchases the smallest amount of litter and food each week so that he needs to go out the next week. I'm still impressed that he hasn't put 2 +2 together and realized that if he is surviving on tips and monthly membership purchases that he could more than afford to take another day off and his dents would give him the same amount each month regardless of the time he's there because it's not like they also get paid by the day and he needs to milk them out every day lest they spend their money on something else.

thats why its all a scam. why do you have to leave all your errands for your day off? its not hard to pop down to the shops to get a couple of things. the whole cat supply thing is bullshit. i get wet cat food when i do shopping for myself, i dont have to buy cat biscuits often because i buy a big bag and the litter i use lasts about a month or so too. hes now added 'things around the house' lol, like what? its a nothing statement just added to beg for more money. the idea that the only fun thing he can do with his partner is go out to eat is just sad, go for a walk somewhere nice, its free. invest in a hobby both of you can do and progress together instead of her just playing skyrim by herself in a separate room.

he has accumulated a fan base of people who either dont live by themselves and are supported by the government and family or people who are so lonely that they believe they have nothing else in their life besides the community phil and his chat have built. thats they only reason he gets away with these lies because the people who give him money are in a worse situation than himself but they dont realise it.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

This question is appropos of nothing being discussed right now, but I don't think I've seen it mentioned.

I don't know how the fuck I thought of this in the first place, so my memory is too sketch on this to figure it out for myself. But.

Does anyone remember a minor mystery event within the past ~2y, where someone noticed a vague, broad shouldered man-shaped reflection standing in a hallway, in some surface behind him.. Probably in some idiot picture he posted to twitter or IG?

All I can remember is that it was completely determined that the figure could not have been Philbert himself. It looked more like an intruder, & it was actually kinda creepy.

So. Fast forward to this recent Possibly Kat Out In The Wild Sighting Picture that just surfaced (which I think I read is about a year old now?), & let's say that it's Definitely Kat.

What do you guys think (who remember wtf I'm talking about with the creepy man-reflection thing) are the odds that the man-shaped figure really was the missus? ...

 

[EmpGulcasa]

This question is appropos of nothing being discussed right now, but I don't think I've seen it mentioned.

I don't know how the fuck I thought of this in the first place, so my memory is too sketch on this to figure it out for myself. But.

Does anyone remember a minor mystery event within the past ~2y, where someone noticed a vague, broad shouldered man-shaped reflection standing in a hallway, in some surface behind him.. Probably in some idiot picture he posted to twitter or IG?

All I can remember is that it was completely determined that the figure could not have been Philbert himself. It looked more like an intruder, & it was actually kinda creepy.

So. Fast forward to this recent Possibly Kat Out In The Wild Sighting Picture that just surfaced (which I think I read is about a year old now?), & let's say that it's Definitely Kat.

What do you guys think (who remember wtf I'm talking about with the creepy man-reflection thing) are the odds that the man-shaped figure really was the missus? ...

This sounds spooky and if that picture is floating around out there I'd be curious to see it.

 

[Corpun]

Hey kids, who's ready for another 7 minute rant about money and his day off?

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Phil you work from home, if you can call your begging work. There is no reason other than your autistic schdule that you can't seyour wife more than a few times a day. This whole rant of his is insanely unhinged and is probably the most unhinged he has been in a while.

Good old semanticssydephil at it again with the eat out myth. I'm sure he considers microwaving lukewarm DoorDash order home cooking and not eating out which is basically is.

Who holds a fork like this? I've seen toddlers with better table manners.


What even are detractor channels now, I just want An back.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

I had to turn the restream off already, this guy is really complaining that he didn’t have a moment to himself during his ‘break’ because he had to send emails, eat his microwaved meal and record a reackt video that he got paid $50 for and then answer more emails of free artwork someone sent him for the pre stream! And then ANOTHER email!

He only had 5 minutes to shower and shave!
We’re so lucky he got to stream only 5 mins late.

 

[thedingledongle]

Difference between Tuesday and Wednesday being his day off? Games might release on Tuesday...and restaurants might be closed
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So fucking stupid. It’s not a “special thing” to go out weekly to eat. I understand anniversary meal or something else to celebrate at a fine dining restaurant would be, but just a normal meal each week? What makes it special is the person you’re spending it with. When I cook a nice meal at home for my wife and I, I know for a fact it has more meaning to her then just “oh hey, let’s go grab some sushi.” Take the time to learn a few decent recipes instead of just heating up a frozen meal for fuck’s sake.

And as already mentioned, “you think I’m that irresponsible with my money, etc…”

Dude, you declared bankruptcy, while making six figures, with no fucking kids.