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You could text Pat "1 + 1 = 2" and he would tell you you're wrong as always, stalker.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
- Thread starter Caverlock
- Start date
- Joined
- Sep 10, 2020
Haunted by dark ghosts
gas wafts from blackened coochie
Niggeroni child
There once was a twitter named Pat
who as ever, was awfully fat
"Pepperoni" he'd say to a black child's dismay
Have I mentioned he's obscenely fat
gas wafts from blackened coochie
Niggeroni child
There once was a twitter named Pat
who as ever, was awfully fat
"Pepperoni" he'd say to a black child's dismay
Have I mentioned he's obscenely fat
Flávia’s Cleaning Service
kiwifarms.net
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- Jun 17, 2019
I really think you should have slapped a gore warning on this
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- Feb 5, 2020
What in the actual fuck is this?
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- Dec 27, 2020
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I guess a rival to the title of ‘torque wheeler’ also known as ‘the one who rolls’ not to be mistaken with the title ‘the one who has the most rolls’ that belongs to boogie.
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- Apr 13, 2018
I think I'm gonna be sick
Puddinghead
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- Jan 28, 2021
Hateful oinking sounds
A round shadow in the dark
Rest in peace Bernard
A round shadow in the dark
Rest in peace Bernard
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Alone in half house
While pig husband gets wasted
Big Nikki asks "Why?"
While pig husband gets wasted
Big Nikki asks "Why?"
.45 AGP
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
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Here's my attempts.
The sweetest black meat
Get in the meatgrinder, child
fine pepperoni
Pat is an expert
Balloon disables a tank
Please do have fun, child
The sweetest black meat
Get in the meatgrinder, child
fine pepperoni
Pat is an expert
Balloon disables a tank
Please do have fun, child
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- Feb 12, 2019
the sun sets on Hooligans
The niggeroni maker has a burning hunger
Nigger children will be sacrificed
The niggeroni maker has a burning hunger
Nigger children will be sacrificed
- Joined
- Apr 10, 2019
a debt to quasi
sweat beads upon pig man face
there is no escape
sweat beads upon pig man face
there is no escape
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- Jul 4, 2022
aneurysm swells
inside a porky skull-piece
must reply to tweets
inside a porky skull-piece
must reply to tweets
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2018
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Another lolsuit incoming? Also imagine being under criminal investigation for leaving a one star review on one of this fat turd’s book, or saying mean things about him. He really thinks he’s the next J. Edgar Hoover.
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- Dec 31, 2018
Patirck has found himself a formidable nemesis:
He's a Twitter spammer like somebody else we know, all his recent tweets are just pasting this in the replies of other tweets:
"Enjoy" his music on his YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/JordanRiley/videos
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This just in: The Wisconsin state attorney general's office has concluded its investigation and found that Patrick S. Tomlinson is legally fat. The state will now convene a grand jury to determine whether there is enough evidence to bring criminal charges. If convicted Tomlinson faces a mandatory minimum sentence of 6 months in fat camp, having to watch every Norm Macdonald special, or both.
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2021
Norman Macdonald
An extremely funny guy
Unless you are fat
An extremely funny guy
Unless you are fat
- Joined
- Feb 12, 2019
Is it common among the massively obese to believe their own bullshit?
Or is it just the massively gay and massively FAT?
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- Dec 24, 2018
May Allah smite this infidel pig, for he is unclean and most rotund.
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- Jan 15, 2019
"You have been instructed, many hundreds of times, to cease contacting this phone number."
Have you started to notice a pattern about this "instruction," you dumb motherfucker? Or maybe just one more warning will be the one that magically makes it all go away.
I wonder if he still even thinks he's making any headway with this anymore, or if it's just down to banal repetition because he's got nothing else in his life and just blocking/ignoring texts like these would make it stop and leave him with nothing at all.