Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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TollBoothWilly said:
I, Bernell Trammell
Killed by Fatrick Tomlinson
Avenge me, forums
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Ophelia said:
I know who Trammell is (rip), but not about the Pat connection.
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Someone from the OnA forums makes these. They are all really good so you should watch all of them, but this one explains the connection between tourque and the murder. I thought it was just a joke at first, but now I'm not so sure? He probably did it.
 
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Im seeing an awful lot of senryus and very few real haikus but then id argue Fat is so unnaturally fat any 575 poem about him is automatically a senryu
Senryu:
Trotters grasp the dark
The spiced machine grinds it fine
Sinful pepperoni
 
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A sonnet:

Torque Wheeler is a dumb obese faggot,
He grinds niggers into niggeroni,
You'd think his tiny dick 'twas a maggot,
Wedged betwixt Nikki's fart filled bologna,
He thinks he's clever, but his books don't sell,
Whilst his debt to Quasi grows evermore,
Forced to reply, he's stuck in his own hell,
As a fat old twitter attention whore,
His car barely runs with its weak V6,
A car that fits his effeminate way,
A middle age man who acts like a chick,
Why won't he admit that he's very gay?
When alcohol makes him give his last groan
The Rascals win and piss on his tombstone
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
He really doesn’t. He also doesn’t understand the peculiarities of each region (e.g. lack of rail capable of handling high speed trains in the UK, so you’re crawling for 100% of the UK-side journey) and how the public/private systems work.
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and a good 90% of the UK network is incapable of running electric trains, so it still runs on diesel; most of the bridges and tunnels were built in Victorian times, and are too low to run overhead cables through
it'll probably all be mothballed within the next 20-30 years to make the country carbon neutral
RazorBackBacon said:
It doesn't help that we have a bunch of cities named after places in Europe. Sure, not a whole lot of folks are going to mistake Dublin, CA for the land of the potatonigger, but some people are stupid.
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and they'll certainly not mistake Calgary in Canada (population 1.7 million) with Calgary on the Isle of Mull (population 20 and a dog)
 
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