Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Broadside]

See, I think what other posters are saying is part of it - he sees the profit in being controlled opposition. But I think it's also tied in with his desperate attempts at masculinity. He associates conservatism with the type of man he's pretending to be, so he's not a geek he's a stealthygeek. No, Pat's a real man who loves guns and cars and women! But those sorts of men aren't really common on the left, especially the guns bit, so he's really a conservative!

The cars and guns bit is also why he's a self-labeled conservative, I think. Like John Flynt, he's built so much of his personality around being an 'I love traditional male pursuits' guy. John uses it to be a delusional Cool Biker Chick, Pat to be a Manly Man, but it's the same compensation. Thing being, most of the leftists that Pat's trying to ingratiate himself with are the sort who will kick you out if you don't agree with them 100%, and the gun LARP is a point of difference. So he can't be part of the leftist club - but he can be their token 'conservative' friend who just happens to agree with them 99% of the time, and shows how open-minded they are by having one self-labeled conservative that they follow on Twitter. Where's your echo-chamber now, chuds! Pat's there to prove that all reasonable conservatives secretly believe exactly what they do, meaning any conservative who doesn't is clearly a Nazi fascist!

So Pat wanting to be controlled opposition is part of it, but also I think it wasn't a conscious grift. I think he found himself in that position within the groups he's part of, and like everything else somehow thinks he's worthy of being paid to do it.

It's most definitely a masculinity thing. Hence the cars, the tough guy cringe, the half-assed gun interest. Pretty much everything. Then he goes and sabotages it by wearing Marvel t shirts 24/7.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Remember, to terminal urbanites like Pat, America *is* the cities. Transportation issues outside of their own little neighborhood of uptown gastropubs and a narrow corridor from New York to LA is of no concern to them.

Though unknown to him, the best parts of America are the small towns where you can get homemade sandwiches at the gas station and general store, not the chains.

 

[Paulmall Blartcop]

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"I'm from Kiwifarms."

"No, stalker. You're not."


I'm honestly baffled by the way his brain works. You could tell him that water is wet, and he'd say, "No, stalker. It isn't."
Amazing.

and goddamn, is he fat

 

[Pork Packer]

He calls himself a conservative because everyone he follows on twitter says that conservatives are all morbidly obese women hating racist pedophiles with tiny dicks and anger management issues, and so obviously he feels he fits the bill

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Thing being, most of the leftists that Pat's trying to ingratiate himself with are the sort who will kick you out if you don't agree with them 100%, and the gun LARP is a point of difference. So he can't be part of the leftist club - but he can be their token 'conservative' friend who just happens to agree with them 99% of the time, and shows how open-minded they are by having one self-labeled conservative that they follow on Twitter.

We’re now at the point where those people literally believe that having a conservative friend is tantamount to fraternizing with Hitler. No one NEEDS a token conservative friend in this climate, and Pat brings absolutely nothing to the table.

He doesn’t realize his own innate lack of value to anyone, which leads to him expecting an invitation to the cookout, as it were, even after skirmishes like the ones he’s been having with Nubian activists on Twitter lately. It’s fucking great.

 

[Skeletor]

More like Pork Wheeler, am I right guys? Because he is fat.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

More fresh Niggeroni from the Rascals:

Fatrick puts his 'logistics expert' hat on today:







Called out by Rascals, and Fatrick exposes his lack of knowledge on the US power grid in an effort to 'own' the atalkers:



Fatrick (the man who created the Pork Squeeler persona to specifically fellate himself about cars) acts like a cunt to another user who suggests that Americans like cars:



Fatrick has no response to the Rascals pointing out his hypocrisy other than the usual copypasta:

 

[RussianParasite]

Christ Pat you're such a fucking boomer. L is something you take, not something you are. Also, think he's having a bad week?

Jesus, this retard. The “L” stands for loss.

“You are forever an loss.” — Renowned Sci-fi author Patrick “Fat” Tomlinson

 

[Broadside]

We’re now at the point where those people literally believe that having a conservative friend is tantamount to fraternizing with Hitler. No one NEEDS a token conservative friend in this climate, and Pat brings absolutely nothing to the table.

He doesn’t realize his own innate lack of value to anyone, which leads to him expecting an invitation to the cookout, as it were, even after skirmishes like the ones he’s been having with Nubian activists on Twitter lately. It’s fucking great.

Hence why he appears to have toned down the "I'm a conservative, child" angle lately

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Hence why he appears to have toned down the "I'm a conservative, child" angle lately

Either that or he was too retarded to even play the conservative angle on twitter

 

[Nod Flenders]

Fatrick (the man who created the Pork Squeeler persona to specifically fellate himself about cars) acts like a cunt to another user who suggests that Americans like cars:

I'm laughing at him talking about walking, when we all know he's so fat, he never takes walks anywhere.

 

[Meriasek]

Now, I like rail systems as much as the next Yuropoor faggot and prefer it over driving a car for the most part, but holy shit Patirck really doesn't know the reality of our high speed rail system.
I mean, it's great on paper, but it's also way more expensive in reality, prone to delays, and just not very flexible.
I'm still miffed our maglev system was cancelled decades ago because it'd have been cool af, but still, high speed rail isn't all reddit thinks it is.
That being said, I've seen some Youtube dude with a NASA shirt going on all sorts of trips, including multi-day cross country rail trips through the US, which actually seemed pretty cool. They really need a smoking wagon though.

 

[Spunt]

More fresh Niggeroni from the Rascals:

Fatrick puts his 'logistics expert' hat on today:

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Called out by Rascals, and Fatrick exposes his lack of knowledge on the US power grid in an effort to 'own' the atalkers:

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Fatrick (the man who created the Pork Squeeler persona to specifically fellate himself about cars) acts like a cunt to another user who suggests that Americans like cars:

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Fatrick has no response to the Rascals pointing out his hypocrisy other than the usual copypasta:

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Yo Fatty, here's a train ecologically moving clean renewable energy to power the electric grid that will power those high-speed trains you like so much:



Just like you keep hearing about all those Chinese peasants dying by the hundred in solar-panel and wind farm accidents to fuel the electric trains that move empty air around the country.

 

[lindsayfan]

"don't reply, if you reply you're engaging in a conversation with a friend. I am your friend. Friends disagree sometimes."

this ground my sides into pepperoni.

this dynamic with the o&a guys is so off-kilter tbh... they do all the work and we just chortle about it while saying "of course one should never t0uch the poo" or whatever. oh well, bless the rascals, the hard-working SEO-implementing nikki to our lazy fatrick

 

[TollBoothWilly]

Tourques a conservative. The people that call themselves conservatives are actually Nazis. I think that was probably another part of why he said that about himself. Got to be passive aggressive and bitchy at all times. Plus he thinks that being a contrarian cunt about everything makes him seem smart.

 

[RussianParasite]

Tourques a conservative. The people that call themselves conservatives are actually Nazis. I think that was probably another part of why he said that about himself. Got to be passive aggressive and bitchy at all times. Plus he thinks that being a contrarian cunt about everything makes him seem smart.

He is somehow worse than Neil Degrasse Tyson in terms of being a smug dickhead, yet lacks the academic achievement and suitability as raw material for pepperoni making.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

That's not even how the US power grid works. There's five or six major multi-state systems, each one has to carefully coordinate with the others and with multiple internal private energy providers. One single guy being a cock-gobbler on a Sunday can fuck your whole state over the remaining six days of the week.

And even if we did have two rail systems splitting America in half, why would you bother flying from NYC to LAX when you can just ride rail all the way with a single stopover in Chicago (where just about every rail line in America goes through anyway)? Fatrick's solution smacks of an imbecile wanting to have his pepperoni and eat it too.

And I love how he starts elaborating on his stupid Europe-fellating rail idea after we start calling him an idiot for it. Just admit you read the farms, fatty.

 

[Broadside]

this ground my sides into pepperoni.

this dynamic with the o&a guys is so off-kilter tbh... they do all the work and we just chortle about it while saying "of course one should never t0uch the poo" or whatever. oh well, bless the rascals, the hard-working SEO-implementing nikki to our lazy fatricGy,

Hey we're archivists. We provide an important service

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Now, I like rail systems as much as the next Yuropoor faggot and prefer it over driving a car for the most part, but holy shit Patirck really doesn't know the reality of our high speed rail system.

He really doesn’t. He also doesn’t understand the peculiarities of each region (e.g. lack of rail capable of handling high speed trains in the UK, so you’re crawling for 100% of the UK-side journey) and how the public/private systems work. Fat also doesn’t know a thing about the financials or the terrain and accessibility differences — especially when it comes to the US.

TL; DR: Pat is pig ignorant and pig fat.

 

[Slav Power]

Both his accounts are shadowbanned hahahaha

This is the same shadowbanning that's on Lou Gagliardi's and Rachel Baker's (Spoony's stalker) accounts. It means that their replies only show up when you click "show more replies". Not so good for future viral "firebrand" posts lmfao

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A different shadowban tester gives a different result.


Interestingly enough my account has the same results. Shadowban checker no. 1 says it is reply deboosted, but shadowban checker no. 2 says it's not reply deboosted. Hard to say which site has the better reply deboost check mechanism. I think it's best to check it manually. Open up a tweet to which Patrick replied in an incognito tab and see if his reply is pushed down or not.