DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Dona Morte]

 

[capefear56]

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[myone]

would anyone on this planet, besides ma and pa snort, be sad if Phil died? Khet would be happier than a pig in shit for that money.

Not so sure about the Horse. Phil has no savings and the money stream from dents would immediately stop. If she wanted out, she could divorce him, but she's probably comfortable being his roommate.

 

[DrunkTaco]

Not so sure about the Horse. Phil has no savings and the money stream from dents would immediately stop. If she wanted out, she could divorce him, but she's probably comfortable being his roommate.

She can make a mint selling his corpse to Slayer.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

New SLayer viddddoooo.
Keep 'em coming Slayer!
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As retarded as it is, at least Slayer is getting Phil to do something he doesn't want to do with his money

 

[JimiHendrix]

As retarded as it is, at least Slayer is getting Phil to do something he doesn't want to do with his money

honestly if i had money i didn't mind wasting, the idea of giving phil 50$ and making him sit through like, jesse peterson or some shit is amusing.

 

[capefear56]

I'm watching Piece's stream right now and he's going over the Slayer Patreon video thing, and it absolutely disturbs me to think that a grown ass 24-year old man enjoys the Korean equivalent of Spice Girls.

Like imagine talking about your favorite songs with some bloke and he goes "I really love "I'm a Barbie Girl"!". Like wtf. It's literally on the same level of cringe as bronies/furries/sonic fans.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Big ups Piece of Peace great stream tonight.

 

[Kheapathic]

I'm watching Piece's stream right now and he's going over the Slayer Patreon video thing, and it absolutely disturbs me to think that a grown ass 24-year old man enjoys the Korean equivalent of Spice Girls.

Like imagine talking about your favorite songs with some bloke and he goes "I really love "I'm a Barbie Girl"!". Like wtf. It's literally on the same level of cringe as bronies/furries/sonic fans.

I can only speak for myself, but out of all the girl groups and shit I can remember growing up with or even being an adult as; I enjoyed looking at them more than I enjoyed their music. There might be a good song here or there, but most of their appeal is that they dress sexy... especially now, with how formulaic and auto-tuned everything is, it's a hard fucking sell to have me believe people actually enjoy what passes as "music" and not the fake life-style of looking pretty, dressing like a whore, and talking about how much of a boss bitch you are.

Also don't knock Aqua, sure Barbie Girl is what they're known for, but I'll fight you over some Cartoon Heroes.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Massively drunk, swapping out tomato and potato interchangeably as he admits that Kat is too stupid to cut potatoes and cook bacon.

If anyone here still doubts Phil is obviously autistic just look at how many times he has inadvertently insulted his supposed "soul mate" with stories of her failing basic tasks. Not a single neurotypical person would continue time and time again to humiliate their partner like this but he does because he has zero clue how humans interact. He doesn't understand how saying a 40 year old woman can't cut a potato makes them seem mentally disabled.

 

[Mentally Ill Detractor]

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Big ups Piece of Peace great stream tonight.

Damn the Kpop mafia doesn't fuck around. They'll get Susan's goons to your house in a hot minute.

 

[capefear56]

I can only speak for myself, but out of all the girl groups and shit I can remember growing up with or even being an adult as; I enjoyed looking at them more than I enjoyed their music. There might be a good song here or there, but most of their appeal is that they dress sexy... especially now, with how formulaic and auto-tuned everything is, it's a hard fucking sell to have me believe people actually enjoy what passes as "music" and not the fake life-style of looking pretty, dressing like a whore, and talking about how much of a boss bitch you are.

Also don't knock Aqua, sure Barbie Girl is what they're known for, but I'll fight you over some Cartoon Heroes.

imo it's a lot to do with what the music emphasizes. Like there are some feminine-leaning songs that I have no trouble enjoying because the instrumentals or the singer's talent outshines anything related to the meaning of the lyrics, but this kpop garbage is obviously flaunting a specific style and conveying a message that's supposed to be meant for 14 year old girls not 24 year old autistic dudes.

 

[SomeBoyo]

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What even are detractor channels now, I just want An back.

https://www.twitch.tv/ang1337/

Spoiler: Archive

TL;DW: He got bored of covering DSP shit daily but is gonna do videos if something cool:tm: happens or whatever but mainly gameplay.
>get kicked off a centralized platform with shit DMCA application
>move to Twitch
what could go wrong?

atleast he's having fun

HELL YEAH $3k LEMON PC SAGA ROUND 2 COMING UP.

>get "important emails" during daystream
>don't tell your fans you got a 2k cat pc
>collect $180
>so what parts should our cat have?

That's why he hinted in the cooling aspect he wants water cooling only I guarantee it

Gotta be chill like his streams so his room doesn't heat up

 

[Dona Morte]

TL;DW: He got bored of covering DSP shit daily but is gonna do videos if something cool:tm: happens or whatever but mainly gameplay.
>get kicked off a centralized platform with shit DMCA application
>move to Twitch
what could go wrong?

Not surprised.
You could hear the change in his candor and his demeanor after the John Rambo/ Howie stream.
I don't blame him. That was oneofthelowest points for Phil after 14 years.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Difference is Fred had a weird sense of entitlement and a superiority complex. He hated the fact that detractors would monetize their stuff. SuperHound is just greedy.

It was the whole autistic moral grounds for hating DSP. Like I tell you guys if you're seething take a DSP break. There's a lot of cows and when you get back nothing will have happened or something and it's exciting again. If you want to see the warning signs look for those autistic enough to repeatedly mention how much better than DSP they are. They ruin threads and are why that rule is on ever page.

So, he wants to be Fred Fuch's. Great! However, SH is playing with fire, especially when it comes to Wings. Wings trolls don't fuck around and I'm even willing to believe that SH is gonna be the next contestant on "Fuck around and find out." However, as on this dark side of the internet, time will tell.

They're not really anything to sweat about. Just screeching in the dark because the only person they can even pretend to harm is Jordie, a literal retard.

This is eerily similar to what Fred Fuchs was doing with the SOK

No not really. He just had this notion that everyone had hold the same arbitrary values he did. He went to autistic lengths to make that happen and thus the shenanigans that anyone who's been here a while knows well.

 

[Kosher Dill]

New SLayer viddddoooo.
Keep 'em coming Slayer!
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Go to 5:55 to hear Phil start off as Sour Oldman Phil but then unironically get into some faggy K-pop because it sounds like "90s alternative rock" to him.

The best Dave moments are when he slips and lets himself actually enjoy something.

EDIT: and he gets uncomfortable when the boys make bedroom eyes at him

 

[JimiHendrix]

oddest part of that video was Phil apparently knew Brittany spears debute song off the top of his head.

 

[NursezillaX]

Jesus, that eating out rant was something else. Does he realize how unhinged he sounds?

TMI, my wife and I have a pretty similar arrangement to DSP and Khet. I work full time from home and she's full time at a grocery store. Our days off align once a week. We manage to get everything done we need to throughout the week because we're adults who don't leave everything for one day. DSP acts like those hours he takes for his breaks or between streams can't be used for anything but sitting around the house. Fucking do your errands then you lazy, greedy piece of shit. I legit don't know how he lives with himself with all the lies and deceit.

Yeah, it's fucking stupid. Who knows where she works now or if she even does at all, but she used to work at a fucking grocery store! She couldn't just bring some shit home a few times a week? It instead has to be done in the dumbest, least efficient way possible?

He has no impulse control, so I guarantee he buys all kinds of shit he sees and decides right then that they absolutely HAVE to have it only to just sit there and get chucked out a week later. If one or both of them instead went a few times a week, they'd probably waste a lot less.

You're right too about the pet stuff. What the hell is he buying, and in what quantity, that needs to be bought every single week? I buy cat litter like once a month. Even if you're buying things like cat toys, it's not like that's something you get and then throw out after awhile and need to buy more every week.

It's really something to watch him flip out and lecture other people on how stupid they are and how 'you ask because you must not be an adult since you don't have any clue what adult life is like' when he manages to so badly fuck up everything he equates to being an 'adult' responsibility. Watching somebody who's as much of a fucking buffoon as he is and who does everything in the most ass backward, wasteful, and time consuming way talking down to other people, acting like he alone has some secret understanding and insight into the mundane things that just about everybody else on the planet somehow manages to do every day, can really start to piss you off.

He's a fucking objective failure in just about every aspect of adult life, yet still manages to project weapons grade levels of smugness and arrogance at people.

 

[Gramh]

Mark my words, I believe we're getting close to the DSP Divorce arc.