Not At All A Lizard
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Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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So there's no way Russell would spend $ on a car when that could be spent on another 5 minutes of sucky-fucky-me-so-lucky.
I think he's just LARPing about renting a car.
I think he's just LARPing about renting a car.
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I realize Russ has a job, but where is he getting the money for this? Hookers and a fancy rented car?
I guess I'm just a profligate spender who wastes money on things like fresh vegetables and shampoo, but even with the brothels shutting down over covid and thus depriving me of the opportunity for a year or more, I feel like it would take me quite a while to save up money doing whatever menial work we know Russ does. That's to say nothing of the money he spent on the Accommodations, which probably ate up any stimulus check he would have received.
He's an enigma, indeed.
Unless... Unless he's started paying himself a salary from those PACs he runs. I don't think any of them have made any substantial amount of money, but a few hundred bucks here and there might explain things. Is that a thing? I don't know how PACs work. But even charities pay salaries. It does make me thunkful.
I guess I'm just a profligate spender who wastes money on things like fresh vegetables and shampoo, but even with the brothels shutting down over covid and thus depriving me of the opportunity for a year or more, I feel like it would take me quite a while to save up money doing whatever menial work we know Russ does. That's to say nothing of the money he spent on the Accommodations, which probably ate up any stimulus check he would have received.
He's an enigma, indeed.
Unless... Unless he's started paying himself a salary from those PACs he runs. I don't think any of them have made any substantial amount of money, but a few hundred bucks here and there might explain things. Is that a thing? I don't know how PACs work. But even charities pay salaries. It does make me thunkful.
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Those "free limo ride with pussy purchase" offers come with a couple hefty strings attached: you'd damn well better actually conduct a transaction when you arrive (because if you leave without "buying" for whatever reason they may well tell you to go fuck yourself when you ask for a ride back to Vegas) and you're generally expected to tip the driver as well. At least $20 each way just to not seem like an asshole and $50 each way if you're not a total cheap-ass. There's no "penalty" for not tipping, but I imagine being stuck in a car for an hour on a ride through the desert with someone who's peeved at you isn't going to be the most entertaining ride in the world.
Source: have family who live in Pahrump, hear about this shit through the grapevine regularly, laugh their asses off and can barely relay the stories to me amid the laughter whenever I call.
Source: have family who live in Pahrump, hear about this shit through the grapevine regularly, laugh their asses off and can barely relay the stories to me amid the laughter whenever I call.
I have no clue what prompted it but for the past few years it really seems like every fucking manufacturer has been making cars with this god-forsaken ugly-ass "black angular plastic stuffed on the front" look and there's almost no escape from it. Cars, trucks, everything. Hideous things. I'd pay real money to smack the jackass who popularized it.
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A Hyundai Elantra? This is his flex? A regular sedan?
He can't even lie well. I mean if he really wanted to brag he'd have rented a luxury sedan. Or even better still just took a picture of one sitting in a lot somewhere and say he rented it for a week. You know what? I think that's what happened. He thought, "I'll give those guys on the Orchards something to think about" and took a picture of the first semi-new car he came across.
And of course now that it's gone he's maybe got the idea that it's not much of a flex.
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I hope he got scabies.
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If you can cough up $2000 or so for an hour of talking bodies time, you can tip the damn limo driver $50 each way. I'd tip more because the poor guy has to listen to the type of guys who think they're ladies' men even though they have to pay for sex badly hit on a hooker who's probably thinking about how she squeeze the maximum amount of money out of the sucker once they get back to the brothel.
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I’d pay good money to read an anthology of the accounts of brothel limo drivers. Worst gifts could be a chapter. I wonder how many men just angrily stare at the back of the driver’s seat like Homer Simpson driving away from the police station after not getting his motorboat because Sophie Dee declined their proposal for a better life.
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He's back to working three jobs again, isn't he? Because that's what he was doing so he could go to Nevada and hit the brothels, back when he was also attending that shitty LDS paralegal program.
He may have rented the Hyundai so he could take whichever unfortunate woman he picked on a "date," and he stayed in the brothel's hotel despite living less than 90 minutes away, so maybe he'd been saving up for a multi-day blowing of his accumulated load.
He'll probably go back and do it again in a few months: coom, rinse, repeat, maybe with a quickie day trip in between. He lives in Vegas, he has no other reason to exist, so he might as well go buy pussy until he finally gets hit with a legal bill he can't afford, or the nearby brothels ban him, or both.
He may have rented the Hyundai so he could take whichever unfortunate woman he picked on a "date," and he stayed in the brothel's hotel despite living less than 90 minutes away, so maybe he'd been saving up for a multi-day blowing of his accumulated load.
He'll probably go back and do it again in a few months: coom, rinse, repeat, maybe with a quickie day trip in between. He lives in Vegas, he has no other reason to exist, so he might as well go buy pussy until he finally gets hit with a legal bill he can't afford, or the nearby brothels ban him, or both.
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He's posted about car trouble recently, it's entirely possible that the rental was for when his car was in the shop.
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He's working at least two. He blew a lot of cash on his Accommodations, so he had to refill the hooker expedition fund somehow.
Not At All A Lizard
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I remember his IFP filings when suing Taytay (posted years ago here), where despite having just lost his job and starting at Walmart, in a document where he wanted to look poor, he still had a few hundred/month left over.
Russell has no real hobbies, friends, or does anything with his life. His tastes are incredibly cheap. He also, to his one credit, seems to generally be employed.
It's easy to end up with a few grand every 6 months or so to bang a hooker when you live like he does.
Russell has no real hobbies, friends, or does anything with his life. His tastes are incredibly cheap. He also, to his one credit, seems to generally be employed.
It's easy to end up with a few grand every 6 months or so to bang a hooker when you live like he does.
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This has been covered at great length, but as a reminder: Russ lives a very frugal, basic bitch life. He has no vices aside from whoring, he has no real hobbies like video games or R/C cars or anything, he eats really cheap food, rarely goes out for meals or anything like that, has no real financial obligations or debts, and he actually is able to get jobs that pay fairly decent for entry level work ($15+). It's fairly easy for him to afford these little jaunts to stroke his ego and get his nut on.
If I were a pathetic narcissist desperate to convince people that I'm some big shot, hep, young, with it stud, I think I would rent something like a Mustang or Challenger or something. Not gramma's Hyundai. I think you can even still rent Shelby Mustangs from Hertz. You can even rent convertibles and let the drop top down to let the wind blow through your flowing locks. Unless it's a hot hatch like a Golf R or something, no one is going to think some grocery getter compact like a Hyundai is cool. You're just going to look either like a nerd who knows nothing about cars, or you're going to look like a penny-pinching cheap ass.
He paid for the Accommodations and his Yo Yovanna music video with the COVID stimulus checks he got from the government.
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I get that. I'm still impressed. He has expenses -- rent, recent car repairs, insurance, bus pass (possibly), gym membership, a bunch of Venmo dollars, therapy sessions (maybe) medication (perhaps) webhosting for his multiple sites, etc. It's not like he's living in his mom's basement with her supplying the chocolate sugar cereal. I know he's frugal to the point of miserliness, but it's still a lot of money he goes through. According to his court filings (which, granted, are from a few years ago now) he has a very limited income, no savings, no assets, nada. I really can't believe his prospects have improved that much since then. We would absolutely have heard about it if he had a job he perceived as prestigious or well-paying. And even though we don't have access to the most recent IFP filings, they were still granted, so that would seem to indicate he's not that much better off financially than he was in Utah.
So I'm impressed.
And I'm honestly wondering about the PAC thing. Do the executives/presidents/PAC owners/whatever draw a salary from those things? I'm not saying Russ is grifting, let's be clear. But if people taking salaries from these sorts of organizations is a legitimate thing, then there's no reason why he wouldn't.
TractorGirl
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Could he have won big with his casino dollar? 
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he could draw a salary. but how much money do you legitimately think has been donated to any of his PACs? 20, 30 dollars total amongst the three? and i am being generous with that.
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I cannot even explain how horridepressing I find this picture. You can pic a woman to stick it in from a drop-down menu dialled up from 1998. Stop the planet, I want to get off
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Since Rusty posted about his very long shift that he was totally a badass for working (sunglasses emoji) I’ve been running with the assumption he’s probably some kind of nighttime janny in a shitty hotel.
Decent enough money to spend on hookers and cover his basic needs, especially if he’s working 50+ hours a week.
He probably spends his shifts cleaning up the piss and vomit left by people who he thinks he’s better than but secretly envies because their idea of fun isn’t paying to pretend to have a girlfriend for 2 hours.
Decent enough money to spend on hookers and cover his basic needs, especially if he’s working 50+ hours a week.
He probably spends his shifts cleaning up the piss and vomit left by people who he thinks he’s better than but secretly envies because their idea of fun isn’t paying to pretend to have a girlfriend for 2 hours.
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