Prison Letters 7/4/2022- New Helena and Eels and the Eggman Collab Letter

[The American Hedgehog]

It's funny pointing something out in regards to "Bella", if Fiona never decided to leak the incest call, then Chris wouldn't have had any reason to actually hate her up until that point, Chris wasn't actually attracted to Fiona that much, it was more so Janke (Chris was unaware of her plans for him at everfree anyway, and who knows if she would have been able to find something to "blackmail" him with) and that he should actually be more angry at Fiona for exposing both of them in the first place, but obviously that was not what went down and I think the fact that he hasn't pointed towards that specific call too much in his letters, leads me to believe he doesn't want to bring any attention to it, because he knows that where he admits that him and barb were "romping in the hay", it would expose his culpability in exploiting Barb for his horniness.

He's angry at Bella because she shared the call/texts, which he wanted to be confidential, with Fiona which in turn led to those getting leaked.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Eels seems almost tortured by having to keep the rest of the letter secret. I wonder what Chris said that was coherent enough to prompt this reaction.

Obviously not disturbed enough to reveal it and keep Chris in jail. Why are people still protecting him.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

He's angry at Bella because she shared the call/texts, which he wanted to be confidential, with Fiona which in turn led to those getting leaked.

I think the reason he's not mad at Fiona over this is stated pretty clearly in this letter. He claims he views her as an "innocent bystander". In his mind, she was probably told by Bella to leak shit for her or something, which I guess in some respects is true, since Bella did get pissed at her for leaking stuff at "the wrong time".

On an unrelated note, the way he talks about Fiona in these letters is fucking creepy, espescially with that whole comment about looking like a "youthful high-school sophmore".

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

Chris is so boring now. I want the next episode.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Obviously not disturbed enough to reveal it and keep Chris in jail. Why are people still protecting him.

I don't think anyone on the internet's "protecting" him under a moral foundation these days. Some people "protect" him so that they can make him into their own personal lolcow, and attempt to get the milk from that. The whole Jail saga has proved to be the perfect opportunity for just that, as no one can interfere with whoring off of him for attention. Just so long as they "respect his wishes" and play along, they'll get exactly what they want from Chris.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Someone should write Chris and tell him they leaked the whole letter. Then we wouldn't have to worry about shitty interpreters and retards like Helena redacting shit. Unless it was literally their dox written over and over again they shouldn't redact shit, and are actively ruining the fun and all interest for me by doing so. Seriously, what's the fucking point of posted censored images? They're just trying to piss us off by having this power of authority over an actual motherfucking retard. I don't see why anybody is even sending him letters in the first place, it's just reenforcing his god complexes as it is.

 

[GumballFapper]

Seriously, what's the fucking point of posted censored images? They're just trying to piss us off by having this power of authority over an actual motherfucking retard.

That has basically been the entire Christory for the last few years. Watchmen, Praetor and for a while Larry the furry were playing a game of tug for who can control Chris. Helena kept weening from the sides by adding ships to Sonichu but only got a few one liner reactions on twitter after drawing hundreds of pages of ween comics.

Now she must be creaming her panties over the "control" she has over Chris. I know that she was absolutely seething over the Chris/Fiona relationship because Chris preferred to talk to Bella or Fiona instead of her.

 

[Mason Verger]

I wonder if he’ll get one more media pop upon release. Depending on how slow a news week it is, I could see right wing media running with this again. “Dangerous, elderly mother raping tranny is walking the streets of Biden’s America again folks..”

 

[Buster Scruggs]

That has basically been the entire Christory for the last few years. Watchmen, Praetor and for a while Larry the furry were playing a game of tug for who can control Chris. Helena kept weening from the sides by adding ships to Sonichu but only got a few one liner reactions on twitter after drawing hundreds of pages of ween comics.

Now she must be creaming her panties over the "control" she has over Chris. I know that she was absolutely seething over the Chris/Fiona relationship because Chris preferred to talk to Bella or Fiona instead of her.

Exactly. I always thought Helena was a dumb bitch, but holy shit she really was as bad as I thought she was. I was hoping after the Islam shit we'd be pretty against people sending letters, just so shit like this wouldn't happen. But alas, tards will be tards so I can't really say it's conceivable to stop it anymore. Now that we're in the endgame as many tards as possible are going to try and insert themselves into christory, so just get ready for shit to get really stale really fast.

 

[FamicomGorby]

I wonder if he’ll get one more media pop upon release. Depending on how slow a news week it is, I could see right wing media running with this again. “Dangerous, elderly mother raping tranny is walking the streets of Biden’s America again folks..”

Maybe a brief mention on local news, don't see him getting back on Tucker Carlson.

I do wanna see what plea deal Chris has obviously worked out. Probably the same deal he had back in January before he sperged out or something in court and got sent to the mental hospital for a couple months.

 

[A Traveler]

It's an obvious coping mechanism Chris has developed over the years. It comes from his parents constantly defending him to the point of insanity. To Chris it's always someone else's fault. "Oh it wasn't because I stole money from my elderly mother that I raped, it's cause Null took my rightful Patreon funbucks, and Bella for failing her divine test, and leaking everything. That's why I'm here."
I say give it a couple of months and Chris will make a video addressed to Null "Apologizing" for calling him a Judas, and wanting to be friends again. As for the Barb shit Eggman's hinting at, I believe it. Chis has always had a really creepy relationship with his mom, Though I didn't think it would get to Wrong turn levels, but here we are. It wouldn't surprise me if Chris got groomed by his mom, and that is what is in that redacted part of the letter.

 

[Ophelia]

Someone should write Chris and tell him they leaked the whole letter.

Only if we want to get nothing.

I don't see why anybody is even sending him letters in the first place

Because for some it’s more entertaining than silence.

As for the possible allegations of grooming, always remember that Chris lies. Not that he’d be necessarily lying if he is indeed accusing Barb of molestation (we don’t know yet). Just that we need to consider the source.

Would Chris have told anyone and would Barb have been detained if he had?

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Exactly. I always thought Helena was a dumb bitch, but holy shit she really was as bad as I thought she was. I was hoping after the Islam shit we'd be pretty against people sending letters, just so shit like this wouldn't happen. But alas, tards will be tards so I can't really say it's conceivable to stop it anymore. Now that we're in the endgame as many tards as possible are going to try and insert themselves into christory, so just get ready for shit to get really stale really fast.

I kind of low key predict that she won't be satisfied with being a mere "Prophetess" of CWC and push for her fan Sonichu to be made Canon in the comic and insert her dumb fiance too somehow (since they met over "Sonichu" of all niche things...yeesh)

 

[Ammyterasu]

>Fate and Karma are hitting Josh Moon Hard for his past sins and demonics. Any yet, I still find curious if either he or Bella would have been better kissers than Judas Iscariot. LOL

I like to imagine Null feeling a cold shudder down his spine at the same moment those words were written.

 

[A Traveler]

>Fate and Karma are hitting Josh Moon Hard for his past sins and demonics. Any yet, I still find curious if either he or Bella would have been better kissers than Judas Iscariot. LOL

I like to imagine Null feeling a cold shudder down his spine at the same moment those words were written.

Poor Null... having a autistic sperg thirsting over him. All the man wants to do is grow Bell peppers and not get shelled by Russians.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I guess the only really new stuff is Barb dropping Chris like a sack of shit since this whole thing went down. I would speculate that even if Barb was taken in by family or in a home or wherever, and she still had feelings for Chris, she would find some way of talking to him, but this "minimum at best" contact seems to mean she just isn't interested in him any longer, despite him trying to contact her.

Maybe it's just Ol' Barb being dementia ridden, or, her slave/paypig just isn't creating tard gold any longer, so why even contact her freak son in jail?

 

[KuwabaraTheMan]

These letters suck and nobody cares about them.

What everyone is waiting for is Chris to finally be released and find out what happened to his house and all his stuff. And afterwards settle into his new miserable existence.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Apparently stuff from his Goddess logs and claims that Barb did something "VERY BAD", if Eel's summary is to be believed.

To think Chris tends to get the log published as a book when he gets out. I'd say good luck finding a publisher who'll take your bs without proofreading it, but in this day and age anyone can get a book published.

Well it looks like some kinda deal was reached on the 9th of last month. Heilburg may have worked some of that Jewish lawyer magic and actually managed to get barb thrown under the bus before she could do the same to Chris.

 

[FamicomGorby]

To think Chris tends to get the log published as a book when he gets out. I'd say good luck finding a publisher who'll take your bs without proofreading it, but in this day and age anyone can get a book published.

Well it looks like some kinda deal was reached on the 9th of last month. Heilburg may have worked some of that Jewish lawyer magic and actually managed to get barb thrown under the bus before she could do the same to Chris.

He'll get some ween to type it up and self publish on Amazon. Or just scan all the pages and self publish like that. Probably some digital service since a physical self-publisher is gonna want cash up front to print books. Chris' jail diary is gonna be this generations Anne Fuckin Frank. Or Mein Kampf. Either way.

Chris should do it as soon as he gets out of jail to make some cash to help him along before everyone gets bored of him.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

No one wants to pay to read Chris's insane boring religious ramblings. He'll sell a grand total of three books to weens and one to Sockness.