Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

OK let’s get back to business, people.

Apparently the stress of living with Kindness is off the charts:

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OK let’s get back to business, people.

Apparently the stress of living with Kindness is off the charts:

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Boner unlocked?! Oh happy (and probably gross) day!

Editing to add some Boner screengrabs. Later if I have time I wanted to compile my evidence that Alyssa and Boner are indeed still together, albeit possibly not fucking? Idk Alyssa references Boner being her "caregiver" a lot and has talked recently about how BDSM isn't about sex for her but instead service - basically she wants a slave - and Boner seems to be cool with that. I think they're roleplaying a weird version of the whole Caregiver/Little thing and I'll post receipts later.

Until then:

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Boner, there are dudes out there who fuck couch cushions. You aren't special because a dude wants to fuck you. If you were actually female or embraced being gay this would be easier to understand.
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His gynecomastia is apparently doing the heavy lifting here. Am reminded of the South Park 5th graders who jerk off over a photo of Cartman's butt thinking it's Stans Mom's boobs. Just wait til these dudes meet Boner in person and peep the 5 o'clock shadow.

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Maybe Rioley and Boner could go in for two for one futa surgery?

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Lol good luck making Alyssa pay to see her take off her clothes. Bitch is literally never dressed. And people would pay to NOT see you nude, Boner.
 
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Is it weird to say that somehow he looks MORE uncanny since losing weight? Idk if it's because he's sucking it in in an odd way or what but it looks like his entire (still rather rotund) upper body is like six inches misaligned with his legs. Looks like a broken lego.
 
Bonnie, if you're reading this... I want you to know that Penny has completely written you out of the ranch's history.
You've recently been scrubbed from the ranch's website, and Penny didn't mention you even once in a recent interview. Penny pretends to be the sole owner/founder/leader of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch!

How can you tolerate this? You own the land/property, and you should reclaim what's yours. Kick off those freeloaders or at least make them pay a fair amount of rent. I'm rooting for you! 👏

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Bonnie, if you're reading this... I want you to know that Penny has completely written you out of the ranch's history.
You've recently been scrubbed from the ranch's website, and Penny didn't mention you even once in a recent interview. Penny pretends to be the sole owner/founder/leader of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch!

How can you tolerate this? You own the land/property, and you should reclaim what's yours. Kick off those freeloaders or at least make them pay a fair amount of rent. I'm rooting for you! 👏

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A particular toy in Paul's twitter banner--the one that looks like a long string of Vienna sausages--is most upsetting. You just know it isn't being disinfected after use, either.

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A particular toy in Paul's twitter banner--the one that looks like a long string of Vienna sausages--is most upsetting. You just know it isn't being disinfected after use, either.

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Oh dude if you think that's upsetting to look at, I hate to tell you that there's footage of Alyssa pulling the majority of that thing out of her ass. I'm not looking for it, but it exists in the dark recesses of this thread.
 
I love my fellow Farmers. I half expected everyone to tell me to fuck off with this weird art shit, but instead we're all enjoying comfy feels on the Kindness page for the first time in 254 pages.
Your profile pic is so traumatising that everything looks good in comparison

As I was archiving them, I came across this one. Don't know if itwas posted before, but here's one that fits the latter category.
https://twitter.com/EntrancingStars/status/1516139154630840320 (https://archive.ph/b3kl7)
It's great that he still has something to aim for giving how tragically shit his life continues to be.
 
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Bonnie, if you're reading this... I want you to know that Penny has completely written you out of the ranch's history.
You've recently been scrubbed from the ranch's website, and Penny didn't mention you even once in a recent interview. Penny pretends to be the sole owner/founder/leader of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch!

How can you tolerate this? You own the land/property, and you should reclaim what's yours. Kick off those freeloaders or at least make them pay a fair amount of rent. I'm rooting for you! 👏

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I think this thread would be Pro-Paul if he drops the ban hammer on the tranch and it’s denizens. The chaos it would cause would be such a bountiful harvest that Paul would instantly become a hero in some sense. Do it Paul, become the troon hero we not only need, but we deserve!
 
Bonnie, if you engineer the Tranch situation to end up with Kevin enduring a Trail of Tears situation across the midwest looking for a place to go (and being forced to abandon his plastic hoarde) I will personally pay for all the surgery you want
 
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