Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities, munches to avoid getting a job

Nice to see that she ended up on the Kiwi radar; I've been following her drama for a while on the other farm. The girl seems to think putting mustard on everything makes it edible. Also don't look up the ingredients for the no calorie condiments she uses, you'll want to barf.
I guess it's only a matter of time before her body starts shutting down from a lack of nutrients.
 
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Yeah, see, the thing here is that her recipes aren't actually recipes. They're more like conglomerations. She's not actually choosing ingredients, she's finding random things in the supermarket sale bin, chopping and mixing them together and taking photographs. I'm not being sarcastic, this is actually what she's doing. It's impossible to remake a recipe when there is no recipe to begin with.

Perhaps, then, the challenge should not be to recreate her "recipes" and make them delicious, but to take the ingredients she uses and make them into something at least passable as a meal. To see if it's in any way possible.
 
(I do wonder if she goes for high carb and no-nutrient, mostly water foods because it's easier to purge. I've heard bulimics avoid eating certain foods because they make the vomit messier)

That also might explain why all her recipies use a lot of powders and have that pasty texture. No chunky stuff to bring up.
 
So her doctor has delcared her healthy?!? So bets is her doctor is her doctor:
A) unlicensed
B) naturopath
C) religious quack
D) Dr. Nick
E) a "friend" with a PhD
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Meet Ann Wilkinson! Founder of Amoga Life LLC, Anna's employer, mentor, and - ahem - "doctor."

"Did you know when testing for what thoughts produced hoghest frequency and radiance of positive energy during meditation; LOVINGKINDNESS surpassed all exponentially?"

In this video interview, we learn that the soul weighs three grams because "the fascia is the seat of the soul and holds that light."

Antibiotics will mess up your vibrational energy - cucumbers flush bacteria and viruses from the body and oregano oil is more effective than antibiotics anyway.

Don't take drugs for anxiety and depression; just practice mindfulness and smear yourself in dirt.

It's your own fault if you get cancer because your energy is vibrating at a negative frequency. Use ginger and frankincense oil instead of chemotherapy.

Coffee causes "hectic energy" and should be shunned in favor of some mushroom...thing.

She doesn't like GMOs...?
"Paul please no I am extremely clear very very very clear I like to eat my fruit and vegetables when the bugs have started to bite them because I know they're perfectly ripe and I know very well the intelligence of the animal and insect kingdom I'm extremely clear on the subject matter for myself and the clients that I have that are sick from not knowing better"

"doctor" indeed.
 
If it weren't for the fact it would trigger her, I would get my sister to recreate these meals in delicious gluten free vegan style (when she is not until throes of her anoretic cycle she is a very talented cook). I will definitely be looking for something to redo on FVGs blog.
 
Pretty sure there's laws against animal cruelty; killing them falls into that category.

I'm sure that green sludge is pretty much the culinary equivalent of nuclear waste. Feeding it to anyone counts as cruel and unusual punishment, but disposing of it is even more of a problem. I suspect that if we buried in landfill it would simply melt through the Earth's crust until it hit the core. If we tried to incinerate it, it would simply become even more toxic.
 
Lol, the beer is my brother's. This whole thing drove him to drink, poor guy. (I don't drink beer due to my gluten allergy)
A note for the future: If she ever does release her cookbook, if a Kiwi gets their hands on a copy and scans some pages, my bro and I will look into doing a round two for you guys.

http://glutenfreebeerstore.co.uk

I recommend the Rusty Lane. Very nice. I would totally send you a six pack if I could afford the shipping; you and your brother both deserve it for putting yourselves through this.
 
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Meet Ann Wilkinson! Founder of Amoga Life LLC, Anna's employer, mentor, and - ahem - "doctor."

"Did you know when testing for what thoughts produced hoghest frequency and radiance of positive energy during meditation; LOVINGKINDNESS surpassed all exponentially?"

In this video interview, we learn that the soul weighs three grams because "the fascia is the seat of the soul and holds that light."

Antibiotics will mess up your vibrational energy - cucumbers flush bacteria and viruses from the body and oregano oil is more effective than antibiotics anyway.

Don't take drugs for anxiety and depression; just practice mindfulness and smear yourself in dirt.

It's your own fault if you get cancer because your energy is vibrating at a negative frequency. Use ginger and frankincense oil instead of chemotherapy.

Coffee causes "hectic energy" and should be shunned in favor of some mushroom...thing.

She doesn't like GMOs...?
"Paul please no I am extremely clear very very very clear I like to eat my fruit and vegetables when the bugs have started to bite them because I know they're perfectly ripe and I know very well the intelligence of the animal and insect kingdom I'm extremely clear on the subject matter for myself and the clients that I have that are sick from not knowing better"

"doctor" indeed.

This explains a lot, I bet she's a level 5000 reiki crystal master healer too.
 
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Meet Ann Wilkinson! Founder of Amoga Life LLC, Anna's employer, mentor, and - ahem - "doctor."

"Did you know when testing for what thoughts produced hoghest frequency and radiance of positive energy during meditation; LOVINGKINDNESS surpassed all exponentially?"

In this video interview, we learn that the soul weighs three grams because "the fascia is the seat of the soul and holds that light."

Antibiotics will mess up your vibrational energy - cucumbers flush bacteria and viruses from the body and oregano oil is more effective than antibiotics anyway.

Don't take drugs for anxiety and depression; just practice mindfulness and smear yourself in dirt.

It's your own fault if you get cancer because your energy is vibrating at a negative frequency. Use ginger and frankincense oil instead of chemotherapy.

Coffee causes "hectic energy" and should be shunned in favor of some mushroom...thing.

She doesn't like GMOs...?
"Paul please no I am extremely clear very very very clear I like to eat my fruit and vegetables when the bugs have started to bite them because I know they're perfectly ripe and I know very well the intelligence of the animal and insect kingdom I'm extremely clear on the subject matter for myself and the clients that I have that are sick from not knowing better"

"doctor" indeed.
So, she kind of wants to be the next Linda Hazzard? (:_(
 
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Meet Ann Wilkinson! Founder of Amoga Life LLC, Anna's employer, mentor, and - ahem - "doctor."

"Did you know when testing for what thoughts produced hoghest frequency and radiance of positive energy during meditation; LOVINGKINDNESS surpassed all exponentially?"

In this video interview, we learn that the soul weighs three grams because "the fascia is the seat of the soul and holds that light."

Antibiotics will mess up your vibrational energy - cucumbers flush bacteria and viruses from the body and oregano oil is more effective than antibiotics anyway.

Don't take drugs for anxiety and depression; just practice mindfulness and smear yourself in dirt.

It's your own fault if you get cancer because your energy is vibrating at a negative frequency. Use ginger and frankincense oil instead of chemotherapy.

Coffee causes "hectic energy" and should be shunned in favor of some mushroom...thing.

She doesn't like GMOs...?
"Paul please no I am extremely clear very very very clear I like to eat my fruit and vegetables when the bugs have started to bite them because I know they're perfectly ripe and I know very well the intelligence of the animal and insect kingdom I'm extremely clear on the subject matter for myself and the clients that I have that are sick from not knowing better"

"doctor" indeed.

Here is Ann Wilkinson's resume from her website, if anyone more knowledgable than I am about the medical field wants to take a look.

Edit: From what little I can make out it looks like she does not have a doctorate and thus isn't actually a doctor (shocking, I know). It appears to me that her degrees suggest that she is qualified to be a physical therapist and to work in administration, but not to practice medicine per se.
 
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I'm still not over the fact that she had really lovely red hair, now its got as much density and texture as spider silk, looks like if she yanked it'll come off like cotton floss :/ really shows how healthy and holy her fish food is. Also yeah @Gentleburd that was a great display of bravery for all taste buds, that "mug cake" looks like what my sister use to feed her bottom feeder fish...
 
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I don't know if this has been mentioned previously, haven't made it through the whole thread yet, but I was doing some reading about anorexia and similar eating disorders and there is research suggesting that people with eating disorders have a diminished sense of taste and smell. Also zinc deficiency is pretty common in vegans and can cause a lot of symptoms she has such as gastrointestinal issues, skin rashes and lesions, food allergies, loss of taste, thinning hair, etc. and can even lead to anorexia. I was thinking that she could suffer from a diminished sense of taste which could explain the food she makes, heavy use of spices, and the strange combinations she uses in recipes.
 
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Meet Ann Wilkinson! Founder of Amoga Life LLC, Anna's employer, mentor, and - ahem - "doctor."

"Did you know when testing for what thoughts produced hoghest frequency and radiance of positive energy during meditation; LOVINGKINDNESS surpassed all exponentially?"

In this video interview, we learn that the soul weighs three grams because "the fascia is the seat of the soul and holds that light."

Antibiotics will mess up your vibrational energy - cucumbers flush bacteria and viruses from the body and oregano oil is more effective than antibiotics anyway.

Don't take drugs for anxiety and depression; just practice mindfulness and smear yourself in dirt.

It's your own fault if you get cancer because your energy is vibrating at a negative frequency. Use ginger and frankincense oil instead of chemotherapy.

Coffee causes "hectic energy" and should be shunned in favor of some mushroom...thing.

She doesn't like GMOs...?
"Paul please no I am extremely clear very very very clear I like to eat my fruit and vegetables when the bugs have started to bite them because I know they're perfectly ripe and I know very well the intelligence of the animal and insect kingdom I'm extremely clear on the subject matter for myself and the clients that I have that are sick from not knowing better"

"doctor" indeed.
Wow. I can't believe this wasn't brought up sooner. Where does FVG mention that this woman is her doctor?

I didn't have time to post this, but now I do.

When I went to see a dietician Friday to help with my Marfans Syndrome, I was just chit chatting with the doc for about 30 mins after,and showed him her pictures and information and here's what he said:

She may be mistakenly diagnosed with Marfans eventually because she has the symptoms now, but didn't as a kid.

She has a case of scoliosis so bad that her spine is eventually going to break by itself.

She does likely have rickets, and he estimates her knees will give out soon from the bone softening. Oh and she has an obvious case of severe osteoporosis.

She has vitamin D deficiency to a point that its likely unfixable.

Her heart is going to die out within a few years, the lack of vitamins she has been in taking combined with the amount of medical problems she already has will make her aortic valve eventually just prolapse.

This isn't even going into all the lung, muscle, brain, dental,etc diseases she has probably developed.

This dietician gave her 5 years at max if she continues on this path, and 25 years if she would up and stop, due to the irreparable damage caused.
You can bet that if these problems develop, she will approach each of them by finding another foodtoxin to avoid.
 
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