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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
What's fucked up about this video is that you can see all the other alpacas hanging around the feeding area which you can identify by all the discarded straw laying around, so you know that they're hungry.
What's more fucked up is that just by cutting your dick off, you can put up obviously fucked up videos of animal abuse like this, and a complete lunar landscape of your environmental destruction, and think this looks good, and nobody even calls you out on it.
 
You're absolutely right.
When I was looking through Penny's TikTok, this video stood out to me. Really shows what a blasted hellscape the Tranch has become.
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They don't seem to eat their alpacas, and they quit trying to sell alpaca fiber awhile ago... so their herd of ~200 alpacas is just a money-pit.
Penny & Josie supposedly spend half the day doing construction work to pay the bills, which leaves Kevin (lol) and the psycho Jen to tend to the animals now that everyone else has left. I'll be surprised if even 50 alpacas are still alive at this point.
Man... This is depressing! It's just a barren wasteland for miles. It's one thing to see the Tranch from a top-down perspective, but a first-person view just proves how much of a shithole this place is. I wonder how long a "haven" like this can even last? The only reason the Tranch exists is really just to feed Penny's ego after creating such a "beautiful, safe haven" for transgender "women". Those poor animals are just going to slowly starve and shit themselves to death at this point and they'll just be left with miles upon miles of land they can't do jack shit with.
 
Those poor animals are just going to slowly starve and shit themselves to death at this point and they'll just be left with miles upon miles of land they can't do jack shit with.
It's useless forever at this point without massive reclamation, which the taxpayer will probably have to pick up from whatever environmental disaster fund they have set up, because these freaks certainly won't be paying for their crimes against nature (well not those particular crimes against nature anyway).
 
I guess they've had to reevaluate their diet with all the physical work they're doing with the shit DIY projects.
Could be that they're just too broke to afford buckets of cheese and burrito wraps for every meal now and veggies are cheap filler food. But on the other hand Penny has been getting very fat, so maybe he is trying to eat a little better. No way Kevin is enjoying salad though.
 
The prolapse is weird but forgivable if a person works in animal husbandry. Eating your livestock is perfectly normal, but phrasing it as "she was delicious" is exceedingly creepy. But seguing one into the other is some freaky sociopath phrasing.

I grew up in a farm school district. One day a girl was looking very sadly at her sandwhich saying she'd miss Countach. Countach was her 4H prize-winning lamb (Lamb = Lambo = Countach) who had something happen with its leg or hooves and had to be put down. Her sandwich for lunch that day was a Countach sandwich.
While the tranchers are sociopaths, that's a completely normal reaction to someone having to an edible animal need to be put down, and commending the animal by praising how delicious it is is a pretty common cope.

They probably didn't even know the lamb was pregnant until it was bleeding out, here's to hoping they suffer the same fate with their amholes.

ETA: Turns out this is treatable with the same methods as the alpacas, they've supposedly rehabilitated in the past so should have the material available to do so. Intervening asap yields the best recovery outcome, but they probably weren't aware the lamb was even pregnant like they never are with their alpacas. No pregnancy or birth should come as a fun surprise to them. Their callousness towards any biological female no matter the species, and pride in expressing it, is deeply disturbing. Imagine being prideful that the animal you're rearing died due to your incompetence and negligence, but it's totally cool bc you ate the evidence.

I'm going to defend the tranch here and will certainly regret it but here goes.
When you are on a farm, not every injury is economical to have treated by a vet. Especially when its sheep and ... very literally, you can replace it by simply culling one less lamb in next year's lambing season.

The immediate counter point this of course is as discussed Sheep are not great at mothering and it can take two or three lambings before a female sheep will get the hang of not butting her offspring to death, so if its an experienced and proven mother, it can be worth the fee to not turn her into chops.

You're absolutely right.
When I was looking through Penny's TikTok, this video stood out to me. Really shows what a blasted hellscape the Tranch has become.
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They don't seem to eat their alpacas, and they quit trying to sell alpaca fiber awhile ago... so their herd of ~200 alpacas is just a money-pit.
Penny & Josie supposedly spend half the day doing construction work to pay the bills, which leaves Kevin (lol) and the psycho Jen to tend to the animals now that everyone else has left. I'll be surprised if even 50 alpacas are still alive at this point.

Correction: it WOULD be a money pit except they're getting support from the local alpaca rescues, plus whatever the wolf sanctuary pays them when they bring the next victim from Alpacaswtitz to disappear.
 
Could be that they're just too broke to afford buckets of cheese and burrito wraps for every meal now and veggies are cheap filler food. But on the other hand Penny has been getting very fat, so maybe he is trying to eat a little better. No way Kevin is enjoying salad though.
You know, I think you might be right. Usually per-calorie cheapshit food is way cheaper and more filling, but if you're only buying a little bit at a time - because you're absolutely skint and can't afford to buy large packages of anything or worry about getting enough calories and whatnot - it would definitely be cheaper to do salads and veggies.

Judging from the portion sizes, which seem pretty small by tranch standards, they're feeling the lack of grift money right about now. I guess Penny spent all the DIY money on new fancy tools - they might be getting more nutrients than usual, but they're not getting a lot of food in either of those meals. (I mean, that's how it seems to me? Correct me if I'm wrong but that looks like a smallish piece of lamb and a very small salad to me. Not exactly what you'd imagine would adequately feed a six foot tall man.)
 
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This is not how a normal person delivers this information.

The prolapse is weird but forgivable if a person works in animal husbandry. Eating your livestock is perfectly normal, but phrasing it as "she was delicious" is exceedingly creepy. But seguing one into the other is some freaky sociopath phrasing.

I really can't get over the way Jen shares how he ate the sheep. Most people who talk about eating their livestock either do so with remorse or with some form of respect for the animal dying to feed them. Others will treat it as a fact of life and not dwell on it. But I've never seen somebody act enthusiastic about it.
Jen is just an old school shitlord who has no personality and tries to be shocking and provocative as a cope.
 
A little googling shows that prolapse (uterine or anal) in sheep can be treated by a vet, I'm not sure to what degree of success.

If they prolapse when pregnant, the usual treatment is to stuff it back in, hold it in place with a couple of stitches or a special device until the animal is due to give birth, then send it off to the butcher after the lambs have been weaned. There was some discussion earlier in the thread about how the tranch gets an unusually large number of prolapses compared to the size of their flock. Troon incompetence was the conclusion.

Man... This is depressing! It's just a barren wasteland for miles. ... Those poor animals are just going to slowly starve and shit themselves to death at this point and they'll just be left with miles upon miles of land they can't do jack shit with.

Thankfully the troons only own a tiny field. About 35 acres. Although if they did own more land the alpacas might not be reduced to eating dirt. And once they go, the land should recover in 5-10 years. It's not as if it's prime farm land anyway.

It's another factor that puts Paul and Phil in a stand-off. No serious buyer wants a heap of dirt and shit where they need to wait out the years until the site becomes liveable, so the sale price is very unlikely to cover the outstanding loan. The bank doesn't care as long as the mortgage gets paid every month, but who is paying it. Right now it might suit them to have Phil pay and call it rent, because he seems to be making some sort of living as a handyman around Westcliffe, while Paul has moved to Denver to find work. But if they ever climb out of negative equity, will the troons want to enrich someone who abandoned them for pussy. Or will they threaten to move out at some point then stick in a lowball offer for the field which means in effect that they take over the mortgage and leave him with nothing.
 
Freshly grown? Wtf?
Jen is just an old school shitlord who has no personality and tries to be shocking and provocative as a cope.

I think we can all agree he’s a shitlord.

I disagree that the salad is an indication they’re struggling financially. On the contrary this is probably the most self sufficient the tranch has ever been: only 4 mouths to feed, steady income from at least two guys laboring, fuel costs at a low because it’s summer. Free hay and a much reduced number of animals. They are probably meeting their day to day expenses from that income, and I suspect have a large cushion in the form of an inheritance.
They’re even feeling secure enough to start inviting other troons over to fire guns and offer to act as a “refuge” again (conditions apply). No need to do desperate grifting, which is lucky since that really does seem to have dried up for them.

It’s good news for tranch milk enjoyers, bad news for that rectangle of earth and the creatures who exist at their whims.
 
They don't seem to eat their alpacas, and they quit trying to sell alpaca fiber awhile ago...
In a surprise to no one but troons, an animal's wool is reflective of their overall health. A malnourished, dehydrated and over exposed animal will have shitty wool. Add whatever ailments these animals have and you've got wool so poor it's not worth shearing.

The tarp barn/barnschwitz is so retarded I did some looking online to see DIY barn options and there's apparently a whole industry that sells DIY barn plans and kits. One place sells easy to use mortise and tenon connectors and you cut your own lumber using their plans, this other one I found seems to supply pre cut lumber so you just assemble on site.
 
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they're getting support from the local alpaca rescues
I'm not convinced this is currently true. The last time Penny mentioned free hay was December of 2020 when he claimed this:

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Was a year's worth of free hay. We know they have or had an outstanding $5000 bill for hay in january this year, which depending on a variety of factors should be ~65-100 days worth of feed for a herd of 200ish. It's not a stretch to put together that they ran out early due to wastage and are back on their own dime. Also a year's worth should be around 80 tons and that truck doesn't quite eyeball as 80 tons to me, but I could be wrong. ALSO also wasn't their Lakota panhandling for increments of $5000? That's an interesting coincidence.
 
Roughly 135 bales on that truck, looks like they're 500lb bales, so it might actually be 80 tons.

An alpaca needs 2lbs of hay per 125lbs of weight, they weigh roughly 250lbs. So 4lbs of hay per alpaca per day. So that's 800lbs of hay per day.

That truck is 84 days of feed, roughly, for their 200 animal herd.
 
They’re even feeling secure enough to start inviting other troons over to fire guns and offer to act as a “refuge” again (conditions apply). No need to do desperate grifting, which is lucky since that really does seem to have dried up for them.
I still think the business might have been viable as a trans dude ranch/retreat kind of thing. A few alpaca for petting and social media, some tractable horses to ride. Paying guests, perhaps on a sliding scale. Some sort of "help send a vulnerable trans girl to the Tenacious Alpaca Ranch" grift would fit right into the usual troon e-begging style.
 
I still think the business might have been viable as a trans dude ranch/retreat kind of thing. A few alpaca for petting and social media, some tractable horses to ride. Paying guests, perhaps on a sliding scale. Some sort of "help send a vulnerable trans girl to the Tenacious Alpaca Ranch" grift would fit right into the usual troon e-begging style.
Who'd want to go to a shelter/retreat/petting zoo full of emaciated animal husks that's located practically on the Mars and is perpetually under siege by all those fascist KKK threeper neon nazi militias? That ship sailed away a long time ago.
 
the tranch gets an unusually large number of prolapses compared to the size of their flock. Troon incompetence was the conclusion.
There is absolutely part of me that wonders if they really see so many birthing complications, or if they are all just so totally uninformed about female anatomy (sheep, alpaca, human) that they are just like "Eeww that looks GROSS! Must be a prolapse. Kill the [insert animal here]!"
 
I still think the business might have been viable as a trans dude ranch/retreat kind of thing. A few alpaca for petting and social media, some tractable horses to ride. Paying guests, perhaps on a sliding scale. Some sort of "help send a vulnerable trans girl to the Tenacious Alpaca Ranch" grift would fit right into the usual troon e-begging style.
It's hard for me to tell how serious they were about their plans. It almost seems like an idea you'd throw around in your head as a fun thing.

I wonder if they regret it, i wonder if they look at an Alpaca with hatred now because they are just huge money pits to them. Wonder if they look at the vast empty lot and all the work that still needs to be done in order to appear like you haven't royally screwed up everything and think "why the fuck did i do this".

I bet they probably regret it more than their transition at this point. They should euthanize the animals and themselves afterwards so they can all become fertilizer and let nature itself fix the damage they have done to that area and those animals.
 
No one sat down and crunched the numbers. I think a herd of 5 animals would have been sustainable, possibly even living off the land. 20 or so and you'd need to feed them hay. Maybe offset the costs with the wool and a petting zoo?

200 animals is $22k a year in feed. For nothing. Absolutely a waste of time and money. Not to mention a proper 200 animal barn, cess pit and corrals and you're starting to look at north of a million in investments. For animals that are inedible, with worthless wool.
 
When you take something to be slaughtered/butchered, do they usually vacuum-seal them and stick a bar-coded sticker on them, with what looks like a price? My SO does all his own deer processing so I have no clue. The butcher-papered parcels have the same sticker.

Dunno, something seems a little sus about this.
 
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