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I hope you’ve learned a valuable lesson: trains are for Jews.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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He uses his pestle and mortar not to fly, but to grind children for his pepperoni.
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Is there anyone anywhere that can rivals Patrick's immensity? I think his heft is beyond compare. In a cow crossover, I fear that the other cow would become stuffed in his own intestines and processed.
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"Torque Wheeler said he will be joining keffals' stream in 20 minutes"
"No, I didn't stalker. And no, I won't."
ad infinitum
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“Mommy! Mommy! Look what I composed! Are you gonna print it up and hang it on the fridge, Mommy?” Raven sighed, glanced at the tweet (trains, go figure), and took another sip of wine.
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In pig trot waddle time it must have taken hours.
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He likely stopped to eat a couple of times too.
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Just so everyone knows, a paralegal is an assistant to a lawyer that does things like contacting clients, billing, scheduling, drafting letters, the kind of thing which lawyers can do themselves but prefer to pay someone else to do since it's not really worth their time and skillset.That streamer boasting about being a college educated paralegal who will tear him apart in court is just
Why do these people exist. Oh yeah, to be mocked mercilessly.
This twitch loser is bragging about being a secretary.
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kiwifarms.net
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They can also file pro se actions against pop singers
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Play my song!!! It was a gift!
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Ahh, the great outdoors!
We've a few lolcows on this site that did some paralegal work and think that equips them to sue everyone who criticizes them on the internet (it doesn't)
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This guy is a potential gold mine for lolcow milk.
Lots of people randomly come on the radar of Patposting and most have the intuition to let it pass, some just throw themselves into the spotlight for some inexplicable reason. I mean it’s literally how Pat became one of the biggest internet retards.
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After rooting for truffles.
Off topic but I saw this in real life once.
Some Dyke who really looked like KD Lang, no kidding she even responded to me calling her KD, came into a nightclub I worked in.
Her and her friend left two drinks unattended, went off to dance.
They found the drinks gone on their return, so got shitty with the manager.
Her parting words were “I am a legal secretary and I will have this place shut down by tomorrow!”
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A competent one should be able to draft routine motions, do legal research, and handle things like that. What they can't do is give legal advice, sign pleadings, or anything constituting the actual practice of law. An actual lawyer has to examine that draft, ensure that it's correct, and sign it, thereby taking legal responsibility for it, and it is presumed that anything a paralegal does is under the supervision of the lawyer.
A legal secretary would be someone who specifically does the clerical stuff.
Not all lawyers can afford both a paralegal and a legal secretary (or either one), so paralegal is a pretty broad category of stuff and could range from whatever Russhole or this bald loser did to handling most of the routine legal drafting, especially in the kind of firm that routinely handles one kind of case that is almost always the same (think collections).
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It's very odd. Every regular attorney I've ever met (too many) is very careful to be non threatening and cool in real life. Paralegals and secretaries on the other hand revel in their perceived power.
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Like PAs who make sure the name of the guy they are a PA too is in their email signature.
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Wrong as always, stalker. Even now, Patrick is on a train to Barcelona where he will assume a new alter ego and expel the Jews from Europe's railways. Kneel before Patricio de Torquemada.
Grand Thinquisitor Patricio de Torquemada, the Defender of the Fat, Hammer(ed) of Hooligans, Patron of Pepperoni, Banisher of Baby Childs, and Abandoner of Annabelle.
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If they're acting on someone's authority and don't disclose that, that could cause serious legal problems.
Fatty is really proud of the scientific knowledge it took him to basically cut and paste a scientific explanation from a news story.