Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Andrew Neiman]

Ah yes a 2 year old Hyundai the epitome of high rolling. I can see myself pulling up to Caesar's in that baby ready to play blackjack at a million dollars a hand.

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In moments like these, Russ's naivete is almost charming.

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In case anyone else, like me, didn't know what nuru massage is:

Nuru (Japanese: ぬる, lit. 'slippery') is Japanese erotic massage technique from Kawasaki, Japan. The technique requires one or more nuru masseuses to rub their body against the client's body when both parties are nude and covered with an odorless and colorless massage lotion

 

[Drowningman]

Yovanna cousin posted a new photo last night so expect a " have yovanna message me" post in the next 36 hours.

 

[jerkstore]

Yovanna cousin posted a new photo last night so expect a " have yovanna message me" post in the next 36 hours.

if he keeps this up, hopefully both of them just block him. then will come the “i don’t understand, you produce an awesome song with an awesome music video for a girl, tell her how beautiful she is, and she blocks you? trolls! disability! plights!”

edit: just noticed this. of course, the article has literally nothing to do with cancel culture. coming from a dude trying to cancel an entire website.

 

[Su-27 Flanker-B]

Could he have won big with his casino dollar?

If he did he wouldnt shut up about it for next five years. His first achievement in a while.

 

[Offensive User Name]

I don't want to believe that Russ rented the car to drive to a brothel. Instead I want to see him renting it to drive down to a nearby Casino, pulling up in his usual grimy suit, looking smug. Waddling up to one of the Slot Machines, pulling out a dollar and with a loud "Living the dream!" he puts the money into the machine and pull the lever.
After losing his potential hooker fund, he takes a deep sigh, wiping his drool on his arm and says "I'm still a cool guy. I will get that money back as soon as I win AGT and start dating Heidi and when I get that stupid site of the internet, nobody will be able to laugh at me again." He then stands up, drives home and continues to stalk people on instagram.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Sounds more like he got shaken down by a pimp.

 

[Retarded INTP]

"That's why my head hurts when I wake up sometimes"

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

You can even rent convertibles and let the drop top down to let the wind blow through your flowing locks.

The image of Russtard driving in a convertible thinking he's looking mega-cool will always be funny. Like some middle aged guy going through a mid-life crisis and thinking it makes him look younger and more virile.

just noticed this. of course, the article has literally nothing to do with cancel culture. coming from a dude trying to cancel an entire website.

It's just a term he's heard used and doesn't know what it means or how to use it properly in a sentence.

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Sounds more like he got shaken down by a pimp.

Pipsqueak is trying to rewrite history to make himself seem to be more important than he really is.

"That's why my head hurts when I wake up sometimes"

No. That's because his head is shaped like a peanut and it's just stress being placed on it as he sleeps.

 

[Da Dude123]

Since Rusty posted about his very long shift that he was totally a badass for working (sunglasses emoji) I’ve been running with the assumption he’s probably some kind of nighttime janny in a shitty hotel.
Decent enough money to spend on hookers and cover his basic needs, especially if he’s working 50+ hours a week.

He probably spends his shifts cleaning up the piss and vomit left by people who he thinks he’s better than but secretly envies because their idea of fun isn’t paying to pretend to have a girlfriend for 2 hours.

I suggested that Rusty was still a janitor a ways back and I was told that was not true anymore and that Rusty had mooooved on from the environmental services field. He is now working on an office and I was late and dumb for suggesting such as thing.

That being said, I could definitely see him working as a janitor in a casino hotel now. If someone got a pic of him pushing a mop bucket that would be epic.

 

[Not At All A Lizard]

Imagine the state of this man's pillows. You're welcome.

 

[WonderWino]

I suggested that Rusty was still a janitor a ways back and I was told that was not true anymore and that Rusty had mooooved on from the environmental services field. He is now working on an office and I was late and dumb for suggesting such as thing.

That being said, I could definitely see him working as a janitor in a casino hotel now. If someone got a pic of him pushing a mop bucket that would be epic.

Come on now, he's only a temporarily embarrassed songwriter and singing superstar, not simply some lowly unappreciated janitor. As soon as he can make the judge and taylor swift understand his misunderstood genius tay tay herself will sign him to her record label and produce his debut album sea shanties & slobbery panties

After that its guaranteed he'll be dropping anchor in the bay of tay tay within the month if you know what I mean

 

[AnOminous]

If he did he wouldnt shut up about it for next five years. His first achievement in a while.

One of the funniest things that could happen is if he gets "lucky" early on and thinks he's discovered a system. Then we'd end up with a degenerate gambler arc.

 

[RodgerDodger]

if he keeps this up, hopefully both of them just block him. then will come the “i don’t understand, you produce an awesome song with an awesome music video for a girl, tell her how beautiful she is, and she blocks you? trolls! disability! plights!”

edit: just noticed this. of course, the article has literally nothing to do with cancel culture. coming from a dude trying to cancel an entire website.

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So is he seeing the murderer should not be cancelled? Bcause hes moved on? Somebody may want to poke a methane probe in Russ's drool moble while its in the shop.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Nuru Massage is also an offering at the ranches, so I guess we know what Russ pays for besides GFE. Makes sense, seems very Mormon-Friendly as the penis does not actually go into anywhere but it could conceivably lead to orgasm if the recipient is enough of a pent-up hornball.

It also does literally nothing for the woman in terms of relaxation or relieving stress. From what I've read about brothels in Japan, the male client just lies on a plastic mat or sheet and the woman does all the work of rubbing herself all over him. It's just more work for her.

I can't see a woman enjoying a man doing that to her, especially if it's Russell, so he's literally saying "you should oil yourself up and wiggle around on top of me so I can ejaculate".

 

[lamp shade]

"That's why my head hurts when I wake up sometimes"

I thought it was the trauma lumps and head tightening that was to blame.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

From what I've read about brothels in Japan, the male client just lies on a plastic mat or sheet and the woman does all the work of rubbing herself all over him. It's just more work for her.

I can't see a woman enjoying a man doing that to her, especially if it's Russell, so he's literally saying "you should oil yourself up and wiggle around on top of me so I can ejaculate".

It's a way to get around the "no penetration" rules in soaplands and other types of massage parlors out there. Not that it's not possible to actually fuck them but from what I understand it's not something that's covered, will cost you extra and has to be done on the down low.

Usually to get a happy ending she'll use her hand to trap his dick against her and her pussy as she writhes about on top of him.

 

[Not At All A Lizard]

I think he just calls it a nuru massage because he knows he'd be drooling all over her.

 

[Russketeer]

Max Dreams reviews make it seem she talks many of her customers into going to the Nuru room with her at Sherri's ranch. She calls it the adult slip and slide. I dunno if she uses it as an alternative or compliment to sex or a way to eat up time and drive up the bill. So Nuru is a trick he picked up from Max Dream.

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Max Dreams reviews make it seem she talks many of her customers into going to the Nuru room with her at Sherri's ranch. She calls it the adult slip and slide. I dunno if she uses it as an alternative or compliment to sex or a way to eat up time and drive up the bill. So Nuru is a trick he picked up from Max Dream.

It's definitely a way to eat up time and probably make the actual fucky or sucky go quickly.
Personally it sounds like it would just be sexually frustrating and a little awkward, but I haven't got a dick.