Prison Letters 7/4/2022- New Helena and Eels and the Eggman Collab Letter

Cheerlead-in-Chief said:
her dumb fiance too somehow (since they met over "Sonichu" of all niche things...yeesh)
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I think Marvin said something once about how there are kids alive today because of Sonichu, implying some of the OG Trolls hooked up beyond Liquid and Kacy, it's odd to think about isn't it there are kids out there now because one coupled fucked in 1981 who really shouldn't have.

Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Maybe it's just Ol' Barb being dementia ridden, or, her slave/paypig just isn't creating tard gold any longer, so why even contact her freak son in jail?
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I can see Chris trying to reach out and Barbs not initiating contact because while he can't do anything for her she's not interested in him rember she only got Chris to talk because it was easy for her, not because it was intended to help Chris.

Back when everyone was trying to get interviews with Chris I always thought Barb would be a interesting one to try and sneek in a QnA session with her, she's the one big factor in his life that while we have documentation on her we have very little that came from her mouth as the primary source it's mostly relayed through Chris and he add's whatever he wants and fills in blanks. Even just a few good questions could answer a few really interesting questions.
 
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FamicomGorby said:
Also why the fuck hold back on releasing shit now? Chris is almost out of jail it's not like you're getting much more exclusive jail content outta them.
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Probably some stupid gay op that they're trying to run. Chris has said that he's working on a book maybe they're saving content for that? But knowing Chris it might not even materialize
Mr Moonface said:
Lumps @Null together with Bella and Sockness, says they're going to be punished, Null specifically has been hit hard by 'Fate and Karma'
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Next we learn that it was Chris who ordered Zoom to fuck with Null's ddos mitigation.
 
Once Chris gets out, I really hope all the redacted portions from all the letters are released. The only reasons its not being made public is to preserve the trust Chris has in Helena/eels so he continues sending letters, and so we can have content. Idk if eels does this just to do it, or for the clout.
Either way, once Chris inevitably gets out, there's genuinely no reason to keep what's been hidden a secret- I doubt its 'juicy' in the slightest, but there would be no reason left to defend keeping it private.
I think its weird people would want to have a genuine connection with Chris, regardless if its a 'special interest' or not lmao.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
I think Marvin said something once about how there are kids alive today because of Sonichu, implying some of the OG Trolls hooked up beyond Liquid and Kacy, it's odd to think about isn't it there are kids out there now because one coupled fucked in 1981 who really shouldn't have.



I can see Chris trying to reach out and Barbs not initiating contact because while he can't do anything for her she's not interested in him rember she only got Chris to talk because it was easy for her, not because it was intended to help Chris.

Back when everyone was trying to get interviews with Chris I always thought Barb would be a interesting one to try and sneek in a QnA session with her, she's the one big factor in his life that while we have documentation on her we have very little that came from her mouth as the primary source it's mostly relayed through Chris and he add's whatever he wants and fills in blanks. Even just a few good questions could answer a few really interesting questions.
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I thought Helena also made up that she fucked Magi-chan And made an AU where he's a slut.
...i just don't want her to reproduce if that's how she plans on breeding
"Yo y tu papa se casaron via "Sonichu"!"
Translation: "Me and your dad got married via Sonichu!"
I died typing that.
 
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Ducky said:
The only reasons its not being made public is to preserve the trust Chris has in Helena/eels so he continues sending letters, and so we can have content.
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This is just for clout. The "content" now is so stale and dry it's not even worth redacting a letter so they can get more. Oh boy, we get more of the same shit over and over with all the real interesting stuff redacted, I'm sooo excited. This isn't even content at this point, just stale milk. We pretend like just because a few orbiters will not be trusted anymore that we won't get any more letters, which is just false as some other ween would take the place of Chris's messengers. The next actual piece of content will be the court hearing.
 
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FamicomGorby said:
FATE AND KARMA ARE HITTING THE TRAITOR JOSHUA NULL MOON!

Also why the fuck hold back on releasing shit now? Chris is almost out of jail it's not like you're getting much more exclusive jail content outta them.
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Do you know when he's gonna be released?
 
SlaanyChaser said:
I volunteer to test Null's kisses.

I can't wait for him to be out and hit with a huge pozload of reality when he's homeless and starving. Is that the "Spoiler territory" he can't reveal?
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Homeless maybe, but it’ll be interesting if becoming homeless even happens at all.

But it maybe considering it’s the state of Virginia.
 
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