Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

That zucchini has been peeled, badly, and with a knife, and for no reason. And we aren't even in the SRS disasters thread! I'm here all week, tip your waitress

Da-aaaaaad!

(Just kidding, love u)

 

[Ophelia]

Why would you even peel stuffed zucchini? Even if you don’t like the skin you can just eat the insides and leave the skin behind… she’s cut off half of the flesh and it’s gonna turn into a blob when she’s cooks it.

All that filling is gonna leak out too. She’s making a pile a slop with extra steps

The bar is so low I’m just glad she’s trying even a little.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Imagine thinking plants are sentient or magical or whatever dumb shit she's into this week, and you do that to a zucchini.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Imagine thinking plants are sentient or magical or whatever dumb shit she's into this week, and you do that to a zucchini.

Jeffrey Dahmer was morally equivalent to a vegan eating bean salad.

 

[Vi0l3t]

We didn't need to know this sick fuck.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

We didn't need to know this sick fuck.
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Oh come on, she's just a scatophile: repulsive but ultimately harmless. At least this one admits she's full of shit.

 

[roblox gay nazi sex club]

We didn't need to know this sick fuck.
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she finally walked it off

 

[A Detachable Penis]

We didn't need to know this sick fuck.
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She has quite visibly been gaining weight over the last year so she should be worried lol

 

[buoyverificationfuel]

The bar is so low I’m just glad she’s trying even a little.

We all know how shit she is at identifying plants. I'm glad she didn't accidentally make stuffed cucumber instead.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

We didn't need to know this sick fuck.
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Wow, this is pretty fatphobic.

 

[Bustling Fungus]

We didn't need to know this sick fuck.
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I guess you could say... Her weight loss progress is going down the shitter.

 

[Vi0l3t]

I'm guessing stp is strap on? If so this bitch does not wear it out lmfao. Staph is as tough as mayo. Shes not brave enough.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

STP = stand-to-pee device that FTMs use

 

[Meowzers]

I'm guessing stp is strap on? If so this bitch does not wear it out lmfao. Staph is as tough as mayo. Shes not brave enough.
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a stp is stand-to-pee device.

not to get into the whole “transwomen in women’s bathroom” discourse but shes got it backwards. nobody will care if you’re using one of these in the stall of a women’s bathroom. if gyro or a FTM used it at a urinal in a men’s bathroom, though? that will raise some eyebrows and might end with someone getting beat up. i think that kind of transphobia is more worrisome for other AFAB trans whatevers like yourself, yeerow. just something to think about.

 

[Vi0l3t]

a stp is stand-to-pee device.

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not to get into the whole “transwomen in women’s bathroom” discourse but shes got it backwards. nobody will care if you’re using one of these in the stall of a women’s bathroom. if gyro or a FTM used it at a urinal in a men’s bathroom, though? that will raise some eyebrows and might end with someone getting beat up. i think that kind of transphobia is more worrisome for other AFAB trans whatevers like yourself, yeerow. just something to think about.

Imagine carrying that and rinsing it in the public bathroom in front of everyone instead of just pissing normal

 

[Ophelia]

Imagine carrying that and rinsing it in the public bathroom in front of everyone instead of just pissing normal

Bold of you to assume they rinse them before shoving them back into their manpurses.

 

[Miss Misery]

a stp is stand-to-pee device.

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not to get into the whole “transwomen in women’s bathroom” discourse but shes got it backwards. nobody will care if you’re using one of these in the stall of a women’s bathroom. if gyro or a FTM used it at a urinal in a men’s bathroom, though? that will raise some eyebrows and might end with someone getting beat up. i think that kind of transphobia is more worrisome for other AFAB trans whatevers like yourself, yeerow. just something to think about.

Trans men who want to use the men's bathroom usually use an STP/packer that looks like a dick: https://www.ftmessentials.com/collections/stp-devices

But knowing Gyro she's probably got an STP like @Meowzers pictured which is for women to use while camping or at places with dodgy toilets like festivals.

(She's too shy to go to fucking Spencers to buy a vibrator, imagine her buying a lifelike silicone dildo to pee through. Does it have a stopper at the tip to keep her from pissing her pants?)

 

[Ophelia]

She probably just got a pstyle like hikers use from Amazon. Flesh colored so she can pretend.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Trans men who want to use the men's bathroom usually use an STP/packer that looks like a dick: https://www.ftmessentials.com/collections/stp-devices

I'm trying to figure out the logistics of an incontinent woman using a stand-to-pee device.

Maybe she could double-validate her identity by using a realistic STP, and then wearing a condom catheter over it. Boomers love their OTC condom catheters.

Spoiler: reusable condom cath on a mannequin

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Her filthy piss funnel seems like a UTI factory. She was too retarded to realize she wasn't shitting regularly... I wonder how long it would take her to realize her lady bits were messed up.